Every weekend back in the 80’s...

1  2018-11-06 by MrMaloonigansBacon

28 comments

Di Tard

What's the OK thing, and why the runaround to call her a water buffaler by way of her son? I'm confused.

The ok thing is just how she talks.

Come out to the warehouse, we'll find a door, have some anal sex...

No image of a door?

A for the concept, but D+ for execution.

Welcome to the Ying Yang party pal!

Di:Clicks walky talky HELLOOO?

German terrorist: Um ficks willen! VE HERE YOUUU!

DI: Hold on slurp Mary Christmas, hun!

This.

Now I have a distended liver. Ho-ho-ho.

Superb

IM NOT IN DIE HARD

I miss her stupid literal statements

I’ve never been in any movies, to tell you the truth.

if you don't kill yourself for this you are a coward.

You gotta walk barefoot on the rug and then vomit in the sink.

Remember how she always tried to hit on Collin

Wrong.

Weekends in the 80's were for sweet anal sex, no time for cheesy plots.

Could you have wrote this any badder?

'Come out to blarney rock, We'll get together, have a few nattys'

IT'S RONNIE PONYTAIL NOT PONYTAIL RONNIE, YOU COCKSUCKER!!!!

I’ll take this criticism and accept it as deserved.

Instead of making fists with her feet, Di's comforting ritual is shitting with the stall door open and muttering "I just gotta get this out"

Hey Anthony... This women lives in a nursing home and her brain is rotting from dementia.. But her son still visits her. Which is something you didn't do for five years. Video games, wine, and xanax was much more important I guess.

You forgot underage pussy.

This is legit the greatest thing right now.

God I miss that blithering moose.

The 'OK' in there was pretty great.

Draylocks