A guy called into their show once to ask Bonnie what she could possibly be married to Vos for and she pretty much admitted it was because he really fucking goes to town when it comes to eatin da cooshie. He's a true legend.
God damn just kill me with a morphine overdose in the hospital before you EVER stretch my ads skin over what used to be my face! Why would ANYONE still want to cling to life like that.
And you just know everyone's telling him how good he looks now and he just has to take their word for it
That's still kind of step up because at least you could see! This guy still has his ass skin stretched over where his eyes used to be. Those sun glasses are just to make it look "normal"
Then again maybe hes better off not seeing so he doesn't have to look in the mirror and just takes peoples words for it
16 comments
1 Snake_____86 2018-11-05
ILL EATSH THA KOOSHCHEE
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-05
A guy called into their show once to ask Bonnie what she could possibly be married to Vos for and she pretty much admitted it was because he really fucking goes to town when it comes to eatin da cooshie. He's a true legend.
1 NguyenLevin71 2018-11-05
He ate her out in his car the night he met her, outside of the comedy cellar.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-05
Hehe, of course he did. Of course she'd let him. Those crazy kids.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-05
Good to see he rebounded into a top tier professional poker player
1 onemancrimespree 2018-11-05
How did they close up the eye sockets?
1 shammy87 2018-11-05
Skin from his ass probably... Listen to Chimp Attack #9 on the Patrice playlist, think they mention it.
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-11-05
Okaaay I wash attacked by a chimp okaay but enough leeshee Jones......
1 AxelSpott 2018-11-05
God damn just kill me with a morphine overdose in the hospital before you EVER stretch my ads skin over what used to be my face! Why would ANYONE still want to cling to life like that.
And you just know everyone's telling him how good he looks now and he just has to take their word for it
1 yvo4 2018-11-05
seriously
1 bal0rd 2018-11-05
whats worse is looking at some dead stranger in the mirror. "learn to like yourself" oh fuck!
1 AxelSpott 2018-11-05
That's still kind of step up because at least you could see! This guy still has his ass skin stretched over where his eyes used to be. Those sun glasses are just to make it look "normal" Then again maybe hes better off not seeing so he doesn't have to look in the mirror and just takes peoples words for it
1 BuffaloForeskin 2018-11-05
If you're stupid enough to have a chimp as a pet you deserve every bit of that
1 bal0rd 2018-11-05
Undermining his obvious punishment from god for attempting to tamper with his primate evolutioning project.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-05
Why the fuck even bother living
1 shammy87 2018-11-05
Jerking it?