Gregg Hughes: "Hi, this is Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania police department. You have a son Peter Paul?"
Roe Cumia: "Oh, my God! What happened?"
Gregg Hughes: "He's alright, ma'am, but I'm afraid he's in a little trouble. We found him in a public men's room in Lafayette Park. I don't know how to put this delicately...he was sucking transvestite's dick."
Roe Cumiai: "What? No, it's a mistake."
Gregg Hughes: "Ma'am, I wish that was all, uh, but I'm afraid we had to have emergency surgery performed upon arrival at headquarters, after discovery of a small vibrating egg in the rectal passage. Unfortunately our services don't cover the cost from criminal sexual activity."
Roe Cumia: "Oh Marone, I have Blue Cross Blue Shield"
7 comments
1 alkiefuck 2018-11-04
he was my favourite character on that show tobehonestwitcha
"you're late"
"well tomorrow i can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever"
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-11-04
"I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE!"
"what?"
"GLADIATOR YA FUCK!"
1 alkiefuck 2018-11-04
THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!
1 Snake_____86 2018-11-04
Gregg Hughes: "Hi, this is Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania police department. You have a son Peter Paul?" Roe Cumia: "Oh, my God! What happened?" Gregg Hughes: "He's alright, ma'am, but I'm afraid he's in a little trouble. We found him in a public men's room in Lafayette Park. I don't know how to put this delicately...he was sucking transvestite's dick." Roe Cumiai: "What? No, it's a mistake." Gregg Hughes: "Ma'am, I wish that was all, uh, but I'm afraid we had to have emergency surgery performed upon arrival at headquarters, after discovery of a small vibrating egg in the rectal passage. Unfortunately our services don't cover the cost from criminal sexual activity." Roe Cumia: "Oh Marone, I have Blue Cross Blue Shield"
1 ActionJaxson 2018-11-04
I oughta stick a shish kabob up your ass.
1 wannabuyaghost 2018-11-04
The line in the sand was used to measure how far Roe was able to shoot the ping pong balls.
1 BP-47 2018-11-04
It's my fault she's a klutz?!?