He got the gorilla

1  2018-11-04 by Mintwas

64 comments

Not cool.

No you're not

No you

Nice purple gums. Stupid.

Proper term is Blue Gummer

Delete this. We don't want to get on the wrong side of the Bill Burr sub.

Fuck them and fuck you

Oh no, they'll barrage us with catchphrases and generic, dad humor insults!

Guys she's not a looker but I bet she has a great personality and is not at all intrusive and screechy.

That's weird because I got exactly the opposite impression.

ew. she’s not even the attractive kind of black. She she ashy potent kind. You know, the kind you can smell a few feet away. It’s not a bad smell, but it’s a black persons smell.

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, billy?

She’s not even the attractive kind of black. She’s the ashy potent kind. You know, the kind you can smell a few feet away. It’s not a bad smell, but it’s an earthy skin or fleshy black person smell. Very distinct and hard to describe, but i know you know what i mean.

The smell of scalp.

It’s a bad smell

She could eat an apple through a picket fence

Ya like a fawkin horse or sumthin!

good one Jim

We don't do baby noises in this place.

Tssssssss.

Tsss yeah, dvv dvv asumptin

That’s an Old West insult. Was reading a list of them just last night and they’re very picturesque.

Ok billy can’t button a suit right burr

She is unpleasant to look at.

At least she doesn’t have those Big Momma Left tackle arms that 75% of Black women over 35 have.

It is really demoralizing to be a man my size and see a Jamaican home health aide in the train who has bigger arms and hands than me. Very common occurence. These bitches are built like Brutus from Popeye.

Nice suit jacket buttoning for the pic, stupid

He clearly did the wrong button too

It’s the right but. With a three button jacket you want to either button the center button or the top two buttons.

Nobody wants your boring real answer, stupid.

I did :-(

I was only kidding.

i somewhat "get" sticking your dick in something like that just for a laugh but to actually marry it, lol, what a joke

Bill proving why he’s the best comic, everyone on here is just too slow to see how hilarious this is

that's a long fawking set-up for a joke, although i'm just a civvie

'Ol Billy white guilt/low self esteem

She doesn't even have good tits. Ugh

My first thought too.

I bet you could put a entire cue ball in her yap and still have room to spare

Nice cover of Exile on Main Street, stupid

She could give Amy Sutherland a run for her money with that tooth to gum ratio

The only man to lose an argument to Anthony Cumia.

"Your eyebrows raised! That means I win!"

Does it?

Is he?

imperialist president of swaziland and one of his mistresses

She looks like Shannon Sharpe.

Thhhkeeeyup

Nice dollar store wig

Looks like a n-n-n-eighhh-ger found herself a sugar cube daddy.

Arsenio Hall with a big meaty clit.

r/billburr comment?

r/billburr comment?

Said it before. Needs to be said again. My instinct is to feed her sugar cubes.

I am very attracted to black chicks and Nia is one of the grossest women I’ve ever seen. I think bill is a great comedian and seems like a nice guy but how can you respect him as a man for marrying such an ugly controlling cunt.

I am very attracted to black chicks

eww

I didn’t say I was proud of it

nappy hair is disgusting

how is he not embarrassed to be standing next to that awful weave?

What the H!

This the least offensive picture of her that I’ve seen and still... just terrible.

This the least offensive picture of her that I’ve seen and still... just terrible.

Blue gummed moon cricket.

Such a heavy price to pay to be able to get away with racist jokes these days.

The thing that pisses me off about these Liberal Black women is their insistence at playing stupid, little hair deception games that fool no one. Just keep your fucking hair natural and stop sewing the hair of a Filipina into your fucking scalp, you self-hating cunts.

Aisha Tyler wanted to wrap her legs around his face and he opts for Gumsy McShitwig. Fuck off Bill

He's so going to lose the house and the right to see "his" kid. Betcha Bill didn't DNA check that child.

That's weird because I got exactly the opposite impression.

I did :-(