Pete needs to die so I never have to see is ugly face again.

If he died right now they’d put him on the “Kurt Kobain pedestal” of legends who died before their full genius was recorded.

Pete Davidson is an unfunny nobody, he deserves the level of obscurity Anthony is currently enjoying, and to die anonymously and lonely.

so they basically let him choose his wardrobe?

It's Guantanamo chic. What the people who killed his dad should be wearing

Gitmo chic...pretty sure Pete also fucked with the same greasy-cunt from Vice who did the first ever "open-access" interview at Gitmo....(of all media companies, they allowed Vice)

Instead of doing a story, she deliberately asked questions that compromised security of the place - badgered the ppl like she was interviewing the head Baker at Auschwitz.

swag is forever

At 160 lbs and if he jumped from the middle height of the tower, combined with the adrenaline slowing time down to a large degree, Davidson Senior would have had a VERY long 5 seconds on the way down to reflect on how much of a disappointment Pete was and how he wished he'd been a miscarriage

You are a ROCK STAR at math, brothaman!

He should pound a few road sodas on the way home from work in celebration for that one!

This Ryan Saavedra guy seems like a cry-baby faggot

He is, the right is just like the left. Filled with a bunch of sensitive fucks who love Jesus.

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Lol all voters are fags. Sucking the cock of their corporate masters. Too stupid to see that there aren't two sides, just the same people playing dress up for the dummies to choose between.

No u

You vote (R) for retarded or racists? Or, or, is it for re-nig? Or is it for you vote (R) because youre a retarded racists white nigger?

Why the fuck do you even visit this place? Let me guess you hate Anthony not because he is hateable but for him being an icky racist. Faggot.

I visit this place because I want to be a bigger faggot like you. I hate Anthony because he hasn't made you his next Sue Lightning. Hugs and kisses, you fucking Jew.

It's like Bizarro Brother Joe.

Unfortunately he's not wearing that shirt after being doused in gasoline in Syria.

Genuinely funny.

Remember when your dad was pulverized when that building fell on his head? ...that was awesome.

My dad burnt to a crisp fa la la la la Isn't recognizable fa la la la la

Now I fuck hairy butt holes fa la la la la Oh wait, not anymore a la la la la la la la la la

And her asshole stuck out, like the ones on my face. Its like her ass got sprayed, with some heavy bear mace!

Thank god the brave dad does not have to see his faggot son.

He'd rather see flames than a flaming faggot of a son.

Good man RIP FDNY

Mrs. Davidson must have really shitty genes.

Because his son rubbed his eyes on them.

Punished Crenshaw

Would you rather have one normal eye or two butthole eyes?

Zing

Ill take the one eye so I can look like Big Boss instead of that butthole faggot.

It’s a little disheartening that asshole eyes hasn’t committed suicide yet, espyconsidering Grande is getting railed by anything and everything lately

At least he doesn't have two buttholes for eyes.

Pete Davidson looks like a burn victim.

Corporate Snake Plissken.

Perfect example of how the cancerous jew must be gassed

Jewish Marxist propaganda

Saturday Night Kike

I hope Pete loses his life in the war on opiates

He's got a lesbian haircut now.

Lesbian "comedienne" Pete Davidson

"I'm sitting here looking like a day, more or less"

What’s with the prison garb?

He looks like someone who is not in ANY emotional pain

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Why does Pete Davidson look like an escaped convict from some dystopian futuristic world where he sells space drugs and robotic body mods to prostitutes and space faring bounty hunters?

I live in Crenshaw's district, and voted for him purely on the strength of the eye patch.

I have no problem mocking veterans but porn hitman? That's the best snl can come up with?

It's pretty fucking weak when you think about it. Name me a single porn with a hitman. How would that even make sense?

I didn't know if I was just to unfamiliar to the porn industry, but I couldn't understand why the fuck there would be a hitman or an empty eye socket in a porno movie

SNL’s writing is as lazy as it gets, and the fact that it gets praise makes me want to go back in time trade shifts with Pete’s dad.

For a guy who has eye sockets like two filthy buttholes....he should be taking it easy on the eye situation of war veterans.

Too bad TV Makeup can't change rectal darkening for your eyes stupid.

is that dude supposed to be a comedian? that can't be right.

he looks like ellen degeneres in prison with his faggot dykie hair. I'd much rather go with the Big Boss look, homo.

Dipshit ends segment by saying about the breakup "It's not anyone's business." Then why have you on a month before to talk about your engagement? Hypocritical loser fuck.

Unfortunately, only his hair is blue and not his skin.

He's just jealous because the vet has a better sob story to milk thats not related to their career than he does.

Has anyone seen anything him do anything funny. Don't say fucking with that fat Stangel. That was more of picking on that fat kid at school that we hyped up cause if there is one thing this sub hates its fat Jews ( except for fat Isreali beefers but that should go without saying). I'm talking about his stand up. I mean was he even a stand up? I don't watch SNL but I know he couldn't have written or acted in any sketch worth a shit. What does he do on there. I know one of u has to hate watch that garbage in a opioid haze or something. And don't say weekend update either. That has sucked since they fired Norm. Even CQ knew when he took over after Norm was fired that it was gonna be all downhill. His first episode when he did the new bartender story and ended it with "Hi I'm Colin" was last thing I ever watched of that show and i love CQ. So can one of you fine gentlemen tell what I'm missing. And yes I'm to lazy to Google but not to type this out while on the toilet taking a big stinky Sam Roberts.

He got that wigger Mac Miller to kill himself, which is kind of a hoot.

Ok I'll give him that. But what is even funnier is that Mac Miller suicide caused hairy butthole to leave him which will cause him to eventually kill himself so we might have to score that one a draw.

The gift that keeps on giving.

“Hitman in a porno movie” yuck which diversity hire wrote this. Che is actually funny I hope he hates Pete and his fake celebrity bullshit

I hate Pete Davidson but thats not bad, what are you not gonna just let a picture of a guy with an eyepatch go without saying anything? Hitman from a porno was pretty good

i don't think a lot of pornos have hitman subplots

I think he meant like a cheesy knockoff of a regular movie version, I still stand by it being kinda funny

Be more funny

Isn't it a bit dumb of Pete Davidson making fun of a Navy seal who lost his eye in an IED explosion in Afghanistan, the country we invaded after 9/11 - after his father perished in the Trade Towers. You'd think he be grateful if anything.

A war that got started because your asshole dad died in a fire

What kind of porno has hitmen? That's just a bad joke.

His face looks like a perfect match for a high kick

Whose fucking that cunt now, asshole eyes.

I visit this place because I want to be a bigger faggot like you. I hate Anthony because he hasn't made you his next Sue Lightning. Hugs and kisses, you fucking Jew.

It's like Bizarro Brother Joe.

If he died right now they’d put him on the “Kurt Kobain pedestal” of legends who died before their full genius was recorded.

Pete Davidson is an unfunny nobody, he deserves the level of obscurity Anthony is currently enjoying, and to die anonymously and lonely.