Oh you fools, once they broadcast their free election night show, the subs will be rolling in

Yeah, a livestream marketed exclusively to people who are already aware of the service is exactly how you expand your customer base

I'm sure they'll bring a totally different and fresh view on their election coverage

Oh so they'll use DOJ crime statistics thid time?

they will soon, probably wanted to give the paying suckers an exclusive.

Why? They'll still charge them even if they cancel.

They aren't prepared as a company to deal with the pressure of a large audience. But just wait until they open up that NYC studio...

No, no, no, actually they've been in the NYC studio longer than they were in Ant's basement.

O literal rahtin

Why don't you make a documentary about it already?

Imo you make that idiot porslin look like fuckin shit. Excuse my French

Great idea, make them fight! Then they can make derogatory docs about each other to keep us entertained until mortons AIDS kicks into hight gear.

Beige told me Aston Villa stink and soccer is for faggots

Porsalin has it on good authority that Beige put tiddlywinks on his dingidongsies, which is behaviour often observed in homosexuals.

Ya got your tonglewoggles, ya got your knilleyfrickets duuuude. Right up beige's knickers. At least that's what porsalin said

I overheard Beige saying he'd like to "bugger the Queen in her old wretched arse". I thought that was super disrespectful to Porslin's culture

Beige also said that the Queen is more of a figurehead than an actual authority and that he doesn't appreciate Porsalin's proclivity to miss deadlines. He's really bringing out the big guns.

Doc Battle!

2 minute documentary - Keith and Anthony are dunderheads

^ this guy fucks

I was thinking today about how I don't know ANYTHING about Big A. I'm thirsty for a doc on him, or a series of mini docs on the O and A freaks that have become staples over the years. I would also love to get updates on certain figures like Noah, David, Simple Mike, Angry Matt, and even a more in depth exploration of Danny. I have a vague idea that he worked for rockstar, and also that he and cumia had a falling out. But details are foggy.

As long as there is no Doc on Half a Hulk Face, that guy is a real dick from the stories I hear

I know it's probably a bit you're doing, but he actually seems to be really pleasant, got married and is apparently happy.

I’m actually Half a Hulk Face. Thank you for the kind words by the way.

LMAO no way, post proof.

They haven't even uploaded it to the compound website yet. Keith and Anthony are trying to milk a Joe Rogan appearance that they recorded Friday and will probably upload early in the week.

They aren't posting it until Thanksgiving break https://twitter.com/LandauDave/status/1058431024433152001

He already knows a Rogan appearance is his last shot so he's going to sit on it for three weeks.

Thats not lightning in that bottle Ant. It's crippling alcoholism.

Thats not lightning in that bottle Ant. It's crippling alcoholism.

We also would have accepted "That's Lightning in your bottom, Ant".

Who is Sue Lightning Alex?

Or "sue lightning cums in your butt"

Theereee it iss. Line of da day rigbt fawkin there.

You're saying my black on white crime news & statistics will be almost a month out of date? I NEED TO FEEL SCARED NOW!@!

LOL oh Nana! What a silly old lady we've become hm?

Weird, since AntH is a man of integrity I'm sure he would support syndicating underground the Rogan episode.

they will probably upload it for free closer to the book release since this is ant's only way to promote his book.

Maybe Joe requested the episode not to be uploaded to youtube. Doesn't need his fan base googling Anthony cumia and getting directed to your docs. "So Joe what's this you hanging out with a paedophile, that's convicted of domestic assault, vile racist and some weird shit about banging a boy called Sue?"

You're right. Ant and Keith wouldn't make poor choices based on greed.

No with Keith at the helm, he's renowned businessman and clearly competent.

Ever thought to yourself "shit, I need a CMO, who do I hire. Oh yeah, the half retard who washes my socks"

Fucking brilliant.

nice business associates degree stupid

If they put in on YouTube, they would have to see comments like: Anthony "I bit a woman" Cumia and Anthony "Where the FUCK is my gun?!" Cumia.

They probably realize their shitty website can't handle a little traffic and will cause their 200 subscribers to bitch.

It's not even on compound media yet you jive turkey.

Magnificent point

Why would I watch Rogan for free if I could pay for it on Compound Media?

common sense

I don't understand - Compound Media

they did tho

Wait, they had Rogan on? And didn't immediately put it on YT? How fucking retarded can you get? If they live streamed it on YT they could have got a ton of views. And if they enabled super chats they probably could have made a ton of cash. Fuck, it isn't that hard to figure this stuff out.

Italians: Jews without the brains

...blacks without the etc and so forth

Everyone involved with CM is fucking retarded. Rogan already explained to Ant why it's good to upload some free content to advertise your network and provide incentive to subscribe. Yet he STILL doesn't get it.

They’re so bad at EVERYTHING.

CP Media is scared of too much attention because they are avoiding taxes.

Of course. Superchats are kind of in a uncertain place right now, but CM would do better having an actual YouTube station to simulcast their streams. A devoted fanbase of just a few thousand viewers everyday can be a couple hundred bucks in the span of a couple hours (obviously this adds up over time). Add on to that their leasing the studio to other entertainers, they could STILL have a chance of turning their business into something more lucrative, and it'd only take some logistical changes.

Just look at something like "The Ralph Retort." Dude is a retard in the south talking to minor e-celebs for the most part, but people paid to get their chats read while they're goofing around. Ant could have taken a similar model, with everything he already has in place, where people could pay money to get questions read that are addressed to people like Joe Rogan rather than random faggots online. CM could have been the first to do this kind of model IRL with real guests, rather than over google hangouts with e-celebs.

But hey, this is Keith we're talking about.

You can also keep premium content and do things like release it earlier for people paying remove ads when the episode is uploaded for subs ect

That too, or combine them, keeping shows still as downloadable podcasts, etc. There is a lot they could do to turn CM around, but they just don't seem to have the will to do it. Should have gave the PR Rattlesnake the producer position when he wanted it. They need young, thirsty people in charge of logistics, not a retired dumb cop.

I miss Anthony

joe rogan is garbage

keith is really a moron. Ant would've been smart about this his compoundmedia could've been actually half decent/successful

Who would of thought an ex cop wouldn't know how to run a podcasting network. No one could have seen it coming!

For free? In the NY-area? Nah brotherman, Opie has already locked down that market hard. Don't wanna compete with him.

*FREE

what a retard. its like he's trying to fail.

cashing in all the favors

All kidding aside, they could’ve brought in 200-1,000 subscribers if they had that many views. Not a bad haul. They’d be instantly disappointed in the unreliability of the service, but still.

Ant should do a Pee In My Butt Challenge with East Side Dave. That'll bring everyone back around

Wow.

Cage give away high quality content. Artie making the same offensive line coach joke 3x in 15 minutes because he forgot.

...blacks without the etc and so forth

I’m actually Half a Hulk Face. Thank you for the kind words by the way.

You can also keep premium content and do things like release it earlier for people paying remove ads when the episode is uploaded for subs ect