+small bennis +love/fear attitude towards the blacks + FINGERLESS GLOVES

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No wonder columbine happened

Powerman 5000 calories a day.

Where’s the dildo

how many people here were born in the mid 80s

Damn I was born in the early 80s so this was like 15-18 for me

Early 80s. I wore a bunch of the stuff in the picture for a year or so in high school and was certainly not the coolest kid in the mall.

Big Jay is too damn hilarious and smart to dress like such a fuckin asshole

Is he?

He's pretty funny, but being a comedian & having infantalized shit taste in everything seems to be mutually exclusive.

Apparently he isn't

I know there are people whose fashion is stuck in the past, but to be stuck in the 90s is like a mental illness.

The 90s are one of the few decades most people aren't embarrassed to look back at. Besides jncos or rave wear.

Kids these days dress like they're rejects from a bad 80s movie or the fresh prince . That's so much worse

Every student in Germany is dressed like how they think New Yorkers dressed in 1992. Most of the blokes have retard special trousers that are five inches too short and flappy. They look like Forrest Gump.

Are you kidding? The whole generation is characterized by pretending not to care while caring A LOT what people think of you.

At least having fun and being happy was fashionable in the 80s

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FINGERLESS GLOVES?

FUUUCK!!!!!!!

• 'Big' Jay Cumia

I miss my homo youth in the 90s. Make fun of this all you want this pic is the shit to me lol

That's still a good fucking Manson album too. And if you're gonna listen to any Korn album that's the one.

Mansons album from like 2 or 3 years ago was the first one I liked since antichrist superstar as well.

I just noticed the haircut though. That shit was post 2000

The haircut in 1998 was the ceaser gelled straight down into your forehead. Also an Adidas visor.

The thing about that korn album is you are a track number 6.

He’s a helmet in the bush alright

Portrait/Antichrist/Mechanical Animals are all amazing albums and Holy Wood and Golden Age are both very good.

Can someone do a Big JAy Photoshop?

Put Big A's head on Big Jay's body.

He has the worst style and taste maybe ever but he is hilarious. That’s undeniable.

I had that KoRn CD, a black light poster with that Marilyn Manson shirt design, owned those same JNCOs, and smoked weed and Marlboro Reds while wearing a wallet chain.

I was 12, though.

Needs more Anchor Blue

Diet coke dummy

Speaking of Korn, did you guys know he toured with them?

I got a cousin who is ~10 years older than me, and in the late 90s he was basically this. I thought he was the coolest dude in the world when I was like 8. Don't have much contact with that side of the family anymore, but I do know he's in his mid 30s and lives with his parents (lol).

What? No South Park-merch? What a fag!

I'd do fucking anything to go back to 98.

This could would also walk up to random people at the mall and try to sell them pills.

I never had any of those things (i did)