Isn’t his wife a fan? She’s certainly huge.

She very much likes to have her cake and eat it

out of a trough

You're going to need a semi to hual that

I hear he's from Detroit which just means somewhere in Michigan to the white folks I think.

He seems to think the "white guy from Detroit" in the Robocop movies was the most authentic depiction so he ran with that.

Guarantee you his shopping experience before this photoshoot was Master Cuts, Express, and Orange Julius. I’m that order.

Tubby Travis Bickle

He’s not bad, I’ve seen worse.

Which poker buddy are you? The fat bald one or the bald fat one?

I like the idea that the Compound sycophants have been relegated to saying someone is "not bad".

I forgot what his face looks like again while scrolling down to post this.

Dave Landau and Dave Smith are Castor and Pollux for people who worship bland anonymity.

Is he related to Keith? Anthony certainly has "a type."

That's a stupid fucking haircut. No adult man should ever have that

He’s just a radical dude bro, I dunno what your problem is

Landau never stopped listening to Blink 182

Nobody likes you when you're 43

And I’m still amused by CM shows

Whats my career again? What's my career again?

You beat me to it:

No man over 20 should have that haircut. There is a stunpy little cop in the 112 who has that haircut and he looks to be at least 35 or so. What a doucher.

You can get away with that haircut if you're over 20, but only if you're wearing a necklace made of Viet Cong's ears.

He cut his hair like a 19 year old ska drummer to show he has control over 1 thing in his life.

I personally think Dave's a funny dude. I'd hate to see some of your wives. I've never seen Dave's Wife, nor would I bash her if I did. Those of you that are, post pics of your wife, let's see what you're working with

If you had seen her before he deleted all pictures of her you'd be bashing her too. She's really fat .

Dave's Wife is fat

Kevin Brennan said it so it's true.

Shut up

Said your fat wife

Where did Dave Landau even come from? He just randomly showed up on Anthony's show and got a co-hosting job lol?

It came down to Landau and Bobo. As always, Keith made the wrong choice.

That is legitimately a good question

As far as I can tell, they knew they were losing Artie and knew that even their fattest and most diehard fans would complain about paying the new hiked price if Nana went back to presenting a solo show.

Dave Landon showed up, laughed at all Ant's jokes and could engage in Sopranos back and forths with ease.

He also came extremely cheap - 300 dollars a week, 3 nights a week free accommodation in one of "the compound's" guest bedrooms and all the hot pockets he can eat.

It was a mutual case of desperation at first sight.

Didn't he get into a huge argument with Kevin Brennan on one of the CP media shows before that? Or am I'm thinking of a different Z-list hack comedian?

That was Steve Dougherty

Had a Brennan fight on Jim Sam

everyone is giving joke answers but I actually want to know. Did he do comedy before? did he have a podcast? radio? how did he even get associated with anthony?

What are you talking about? He's just as big as Artie!

I remember at the time he would get a pocket of rave reviews from 12 enthusiastic truckers any time he'd go on and lando would maniacally retweet every single one.

He is just absolute nothingness. The safest, most bland choice Ant could have possibly picked as his co-host. Some no name stand up who's just grateful to be there. So typical of nana.

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Anthony should have hired a black guy. Not that (((Mainstream Media))) would give a fuck or rehabilitate his stupid ass, but it'd be interesting.

I hope Dave landor falls into a huge fan.

Can you imagine the conversation he had with his fat wife convincing her Compound Media is his big break into the comedy entertainment world?

No. I'm that that classless

I’m a huge Dave Landau fan!

I actually like him

He’s damn quick and a good match for Ant. Dark, dark humor too.

Ant’s an easy target for hate, but Compound Media easily kicks the shit out of Opie and Jim n who? There’s also a whole fucking network of uncensored entertainment.

He's a fat version of Heroin Bob from SLC Punk. I hope it ends the same way

We're upvoting a "said no one ever" joke? Jesus fucking Christ.

yeah i love Martin Landau

I really enjoy his observations, they're thoughtful and never cross the line, he lets his hair be the edge instead of his words. Respect.

Said your fat wife