"Hey Joe, why do you like Big Apple Ranch so much?"

1  2018-11-03 by FloppyDonkeyBalls

29 comments

Well, this pretty much confirms it.

That emotion!

Disgust?

Stupid Anthony paid for all of that - the equipment, the lighting, the cameraman. Imagine being so afraid of having a slightly awkward conversation that you were willing to bankroll your elderly loser brother's delusions of being a successful musician. It's pitiful but it's also hilarious to mock. Thanks Ant! Thanks Joe!

This is the same reason he keeps that bumbling idiot Keith in charge of his business, despite the fact that he's thoroughly incompetent. He's so meak and passive he'd rather let his business fall to pieces than have a confrontational conversation.

And why he sat there grinning nervously while a couple of old men had a mild disagreement on his show, why he never confronted his on-air partner of 20 years over any problems he might have had, why he cried on his wedding night and stayed married for years to a woman he didn't even like, let alone love...he is a total faggot.

Really? Because I heard he "let's his gun do the talking"?

I love how Joe is so fucking stupid he broke up his friendship with fake bono in order to fight with "internet trolls", & I believe he has said in the past that fake bono was a childhood friend.

That goes to tell you just how fucking annoying he is if his long term friends wont even stay by his side. he only has his brother.

One of the many things I hate about Joe is that he rips off music of people who he completely opposed idealistically. For example, Kurt Cobain said this. Joe said all this.

He's got no fucking integrity.

Even funnier that he chooses U2 of all fucking bands. could he have found a more left leaning band to imitate?

what a fucking faggot cobain was

And look at where all that shit got him.

Trying way too hard to be soulful. Just a little more African dna and he would be a good singer.

MTV (butt)Plugged

Line of the day brotherman

Ooof

Joe Cumia is pretty much the epitome of everything Kurt Cobain hated.

Is he butchering all apologies as well? Jesus Christ

We are here on the beach where a giant shark has eaten a girl swimmer, well, Mr Jaws, how was it?

We are here on the beach where a giant shark has eaten a girl swimmer, well, Mr Jaws, how was it?

And he makes money doing this?

It's a racket. You write contracts that club owners couldn't possibly understand which pay slightly less than what it would cost to retain a strip mall attorney. Then you go on Twitter and Facebook and write abhorrent shit about minorities. You get a patsy to complain to the club owners and then when they cancel using anything but Certified Mail, you take them to the cleaners in small claims court.

Then when the patsy gets greedy and wants a bigger cut you use your FBI contacts to frame them for killing their son

You hear how he says gay? Like he’s got cum in his throat

Why would any human being want to see a bald old man sing Kobain's shit. Just choosing that song was already the gayest idea in the world, executing it makes him so fucking deranged. To not hear the terrible singing and allow it to be used... oof.

Gettin him some of that Pennyroyal D

Smells like teen spit

Top notch funny shit here. This is why I come to this sub to be honest.

Hearing him sing 5 seconds of that song was enough to put me in a bad mood.