I would've buried my face in her asshole back before she married a murderer

1  2018-11-02 by crookedmile

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Or got gross. Her husband is none of my concern.

I hate when people talk about how lucky Patton is, as if she still looks like that.

I mean, for her age she isn't that bad and she's still got those big juicy beefers.

jesus

That face is of a third gender, certainly not feminine.

Omg, that’s Patton’s wife?!?! She was hot af I’m dream a little dream. Had no idea that was the same person.

There is a reason her clothes make it look like it's from the 80's. It is.

She has tiny role in new Daredevil, definitely doesn’t look like that anymore

I'm curious how Patton is going to get around this one without looking bad when he gets sick of her shit too. I mean he's devious enough to know not to just kill her and make it look like an accident again.

Maybe get someone to get her to cheat? He could just close her off emotionally and drive her away but I doubt thats quick and reliable enough for him. Or step it up and have an accident that kills multiple people but with her involved. Who would suspect Patton Oswalt of a starting a deadly building fire trapping the people inside?

I think he's going to do a two-for-one to make sure his daughter doesn't squeal on him either.

His ask his lovely wife and child to go out and get a Vizio soundbar for him. We all know what happens next...

"No you two go on the ride. I'll just watch....."

"Can you go pick her up in the car? Make sure to take the express way"

"You two gals have lots of fun while I am at this really shitty gig I don't need to do that has a lot of people who will see me."