Where the fuck is my passport?! FUCK!!

1  2018-11-02 by SpudsCuckley

12 comments

Well that's just inaccurate. He loves them around 11-14 years old, where there's a modicum of self sufficiency. Mr. Groomia could never take care of a living thing more complex than a cat. He'd end up killing any kids in his position by feeding them alcohol and xanax at the same time not realizing it takes an established long time drug addict to survive both at the same time.

Not long enough.

Wanting to fuck tweens is a position he’s comfortable taking in public. You’re naive if you don’t think Anthony Cumia would fuck a child.

I'm pretty sure you're considered a child until you turn 18, and he's absolutely fucked 17 year olds, so he's been there, done that...

Groomia could never take care of a living thing more complex than a cat.

I'm willing to bet he's bought a replacement Beavis or two.

He said 9.

Try harder. 1-10, how jealous are you that Anthony gets younger, legal girls that despite their mediocre looks, you can't even get?

Who wants to have a conversation with a woman 20+ years younger than him? Who the fuck wants to learn about Lady Gaga?

The fact that you think this is what the average middle-aged man wants in companionship is telling.

At my age, the only interaction I want with women in their early twenties is to jerk it to their porn videos.

The only thing Ant has that I want is financial security. And with his inability to confront Keith, Ant won't even have that for much longer.

Who wants to have a conversation with a woman 20+ years younger than him?

Faggot who wants to primarily converse with women rather than fuck them detected. Faggot who doesn't understand the dynamics of age-gap relationship detected. Faggot who doesn't fuck women detected.

Who the fuck wants to learn about Lady Gaga?

Faggot making pop culture references from 2006 detected.

The fact that you think this is what the average middle-aged man wants in companionship is telling.

Faggot who doesn't understand why older men date younger girls detected.

At my age, the only interaction I want with women in their early twenties is to jerk it to their porn videos.

Faggot detected.

The only thing Ant has that I want is financial security.

Broke faggot with no ability to meet an attractive younger woman detected.

And with his inability to confront Keith, Ant won't even have that for much longer.

Faggot using an unsubstantiated meme detected.

Why are you stipulating "attractive" younger woman, or even "mediocre"? Missy is absolutely horrid to look at.

Also, Ant being a pissy-eyed fag who hates confrontation is about as substantiated as a meme can get. He's admitted it himself on many occasions, including the Ron and Colin fight. Keith is clearly running things far beyond his capacity, and Anthony is too scared (or, in fairness, too stupid, drunk, and/or strung-out on Xannies) to call him out on it.

You say "faggot" a lot when you're defending...

A MAN WHO BOUGHT A BOY FAKE TITS IN RETURN FOR GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY THAT BOY!

Socialism seems great