Whoa Bob Kelly used to have a great body

1  2018-11-01 by leuzeismbeyond

12 comments

bob kelly had a great body from the perspective of someone from the 18th century searching for lamp oil

It sounds like a great joke but I don't get it.

Im implying people that in the olden days, people used to hunt for whales to kill them for their blubber, in order to burn the fat in a lamp,and would be happy if they came across bobby kelly, because hes a big fat man.

DUUUUUUDE YA GOTCHA SEVEN SEAS, YA GOTCHA THICK INSULATING BLUBBER, AND YA GOTCHA BRIGHT WHITE SKIN, DUDE: BOOM, HARPOONS IN YA FUCKIN BACK DUDE

duuuuuude ya got ya blow hole, you got ya baleen plate to filter feed plankton and greasy food and boom, you're a fuckin whale

It was great after all.

Dude like why the fuck are you looking at pictures like this? Get your life together

found this image the same way you also saw it dummy. its called the internet.

Is he taking a dump? What's going on here?

wow like a cut in half twink!

Manatee looking motherfucker

Hahaha.What the fuck?!