Faggot

1  2018-11-01 by sanfrancisco69er

38 comments

Goddamn Affirmative Action

null pointer

if (faggot.isOnScreen == true)

{

mood.quality -= 1;

}

else

masturbate(childPornographie);

while{response==perfect){

this.reply=1; jBeefers.shoot_ropes(); printf("&s", "yeeee boyyyyy");

}

I dont know if that correct, sorry, im still learning. i learnt java first and im a few beers in.

Don't worry, I'm only a programming hobbyist hack beginner. Btw, there is a humblebundle containing a shit ton of Java books and videos available.

I did a bit of basic java last year, Im meant to be learning C/C++ at the mo. whats humblebundle?

Sorry, didn't read you question until now. humblebundle.com is a digital distribution platform like Steam. But they always have killer bargain bundles giving you tons of software and media for extremely cheap. I once got the complete GameMaker studio with all extensions for 15 bucks, Steam charged about 600 $ back then - it was briefly before GMS2 came out.

They hired him because of a fucking t-shirt?

This world is a joke

They hired him because he is a street shitter. They (tried) let him change the toilet paper in the bathrooms, but he kept eating it.

He didn't even know what a bathroom was, he thought the toilets were cooking pots, they caught him making ramen in them 3 times.

So then they let him mop the floors, but the persisting complaints to HR about Bobs and vagene inquiries and mopping really close to people while they were using the urinals, they just had to let him go.

He went out in cuffs, what he did on bring your kids to work day is really vile.

Reddit just reaffirms my position that 99% of the people on earth are corny faggots.

Then let go after two days for refusing to use the company toilet to shit in

Where do you think he shit instead, pogo?

Nice ribcage, stupid

IF (location="street") THEN streetshit.exe

fawk yeah computer yuma. E equals MC squared or sumphin

We don't do baby noises around here anymore

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HE SAID THE LINE!!!

LOLOL WE DONT MAKE BABY NOISES U DRY DRUNK LOLOLOL DRY DRUNK LOLOL

You're as bad as Chip, line repeating faggot.

Nice operator syntax stupid

Do you want to DEPORT

How does that make him qualified for an IT position? Why are his teeth off center in his mouth? Why is the world so incredibly stupid and gay? Why haven't I killed myself yet? WHY?!

ctrl+alt+del

That shirt doesn't indicate that he's qualified for an IT job. Must not be a great company.

It takes real skill to reset passwords and update Adobe Reader

I'd press that 'yes' button with a fist

Would ya?

probably not actually.

well asked!

Punchable face

This Nigga codes in street shit ++

lmao

Google "code diapers." It's not even a joke.

Is that the kid that brought a clock bomb to school?

he looks like such a nice guy though you guys.

Techie humor is worse than being a prop comic.

They buried the headline: Adult wears T-shirt to job interview.

laughs, claps hands together, and then reaches for more chicken tendies

In other news, office rapes has been up lately.

In other news, office rapes has been up lately.