Sorry, didn't read you question until now. humblebundle.com is a digital distribution platform like Steam. But they always have killer bargain bundles giving you tons of software and media for extremely cheap. I once got the complete GameMaker studio with all extensions for 15 bucks, Steam charged about 600 $ back then - it was briefly before GMS2 came out.
They hired him because he is a street shitter. They (tried) let him change the toilet paper in the bathrooms, but he kept eating it.
He didn't even know what a bathroom was, he thought the toilets were cooking pots, they caught him making ramen in them 3 times.
So then they let him mop the floors, but the persisting complaints to HR about Bobs and vagene inquiries and mopping really close to people while they were using the urinals, they just had to let him go.
He went out in cuffs, what he did on bring your kids to work day is really vile.
How does that make him qualified for an IT position? Why are his teeth off center in his mouth? Why is the world so incredibly stupid and gay? Why haven't I killed myself yet? WHY?!
38 comments
1 nomobjustice 2018-11-01
Goddamn Affirmative Action
1 iwontbeherelong180 2018-11-01
null pointer
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-11-01
if (faggot.isOnScreen == true)
{
mood.quality -= 1;
}
else
masturbate(childPornographie);
1 iwontbeherelong180 2018-11-01
while{response==perfect){
this.reply=1; jBeefers.shoot_ropes(); printf("&s", "yeeee boyyyyy");
}
I dont know if that correct, sorry, im still learning. i learnt java first and im a few beers in.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-11-01
Don't worry, I'm only a programming hobbyist hack beginner. Btw, there is a humblebundle containing a shit ton of Java books and videos available.
1 iwontbeherelong180 2018-11-01
I did a bit of basic java last year, Im meant to be learning C/C++ at the mo. whats humblebundle?
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-11-01
Sorry, didn't read you question until now. humblebundle.com is a digital distribution platform like Steam. But they always have killer bargain bundles giving you tons of software and media for extremely cheap. I once got the complete GameMaker studio with all extensions for 15 bucks, Steam charged about 600 $ back then - it was briefly before GMS2 came out.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-11-01
They hired him because of a fucking t-shirt?
This world is a joke
1 AntsCamera 2018-11-01
They hired him because he is a street shitter. They (tried) let him change the toilet paper in the bathrooms, but he kept eating it.
He didn't even know what a bathroom was, he thought the toilets were cooking pots, they caught him making ramen in them 3 times.
So then they let him mop the floors, but the persisting complaints to HR about Bobs and vagene inquiries and mopping really close to people while they were using the urinals, they just had to let him go.
He went out in cuffs, what he did on bring your kids to work day is really vile.
1 ripwillsmith 2018-11-01
Reddit just reaffirms my position that 99% of the people on earth are corny faggots.
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-11-01
Then let go after two days for refusing to use the company toilet to shit in
1 Guac_Bowl_Cuck 2018-11-01
Where do you think he shit instead, pogo?
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-01
Nice ribcage, stupid
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-01
IF (location="street") THEN streetshit.exe
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-01
fawk yeah computer yuma. E equals MC squared or sumphin
1 late_50s_why 2018-11-01
We don't do baby noises around here anymore
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-01
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT HE SAID THE LINE!!!
1 KennethFresno2 2018-11-01
LOLOL WE DONT MAKE BABY NOISES U DRY DRUNK LOLOLOL DRY DRUNK LOLOL
You're as bad as Chip, line repeating faggot.
1 sumant28 2018-11-01
Nice operator syntax stupid
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2018-11-01
Do you want to DEPORT
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-11-01
How does that make him qualified for an IT position? Why are his teeth off center in his mouth? Why is the world so incredibly stupid and gay? Why haven't I killed myself yet? WHY?!
1 crookedmile 2018-11-01
ctrl+alt+del
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-11-01
That shirt doesn't indicate that he's qualified for an IT job. Must not be a great company.
1 CamVanDerHorst 2018-11-01
It takes real skill to reset passwords and update Adobe Reader
1 Toss__Pot 2018-11-01
I'd press that 'yes' button with a fist
1 sumant28 2018-11-01
Would ya?
1 Toss__Pot 2018-11-01
probably not actually.
well asked!
1 ValentinaBillien 2018-11-01
Punchable face
1 G4mblog 2018-11-01
This Nigga codes in street shit ++
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-11-01
lmao
1 Mr_Plakton 2018-11-01
Google "code diapers." It's not even a joke.
1 Cumias_folicles 2018-11-01
Is that the kid that brought a clock bomb to school?
1 goldstandard32 2018-11-01
he looks like such a nice guy though you guys.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-11-01
Techie humor is worse than being a prop comic.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-11-01
They buried the headline: Adult wears T-shirt to job interview.
1 PowerfulSir 2018-11-01
laughs, claps hands together, and then reaches for more chicken tendies
1 FitLikeArtieLange 2018-11-01
In other news, office rapes has been up lately.
1 FitLikeArtieLange 2018-11-01
In other news, office rapes has been up lately.