100% agree. Just insane.

I'm not even usually a fan of comically oversized beefers, but honestly these are the best tits I've every bore witness to.

I think they're real to boot, too. Right?

Seems that way if you watch them jiggle around in the scene.

You can tell by the way they hang that they’re real.

Not to be THAT guy, but I've seen bigger, better and more corpulent in person. I met a 34 year old union leader in rehab, we started fucking and I got her into heroin. She cheated on her newly married husband with me. If I had a pic I would post it, they were bigger and better than Miss True Detective's.

Your creative writing teacher is disappointed.

It's not my fault youre either too fucked up or too insecure to fathom finding some real life beefers to play with. Not everybody in this sub is a complete incel..

I've had my share. I'm just don't have that compulsion to make up wacky stories to impress strangers online.

Feels nice to learn new words, huh.

Looking up synonyms to descriptions you've heard Norton make does not make you clever.

You have a lot of tenacity when it comes to arguing with strangers on the internet. Enjoy your celibacy.

Enjoy your thesaurus.

I have seen tranny pornography posted on this sub and this is still the gayest sentence I’ve ever seen here.

tits

BEEFERS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT WE NEED TO BAN ANYONE THAT DOESN'T SAY BEEFERS

What about lovely khazar milkers?

Or big dumb hangers?

Cool dude.

They r great tits , but the best? They r a little floppy.

she really was a highlight of that series

And she wanted it up the shitter.

Not to be rude but the character that tells Marty(Woody Harrelson) that she wants him to "fuck her in the ass even though she's never done it before, but I want you to be the first" is played by Lili Simmons. Alexandria Daddarrio never mentions wanting it up the ass.

i wanted it up the ass fodasho

I liked that girl even more than Alexandria Daddarrio. Totally perfect

I'll get my coat.

The first time I saw those bad boys I almost passed out

I watched this with my ex-gf and had to pretend like the Lord didn't just look me in the eyes.

Like a lot of dreams there's a monster at the end...feed nana!

I enjoyed seeing the Cumia brothers play the interviewing detectives

Her ass was wigglin' too.

Those are some S class tits.

Is she a Jewess?

Daddario

Wop

European cocktail. According to her Wiki page: Italian, Hungarian, English, Slovak and Irish

So yeah, Jewish.

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Tsssss, fawkin NAILED dat sockcucka!!!

Probably the hottest chick on the planet. Hopefully she never pulls a Jennifer Connelly and gets a reduction so people pay more attention to her acting than her celestial knockers.

Probably the hottest chick on the planet

Is she?

Congrats, you found one old picture that’s vaguely unflattering from a weird angle.

Nice try with the hate tho

No I found a picture of her without 3 fucking inches of paint on here average face. Women don't fool me bud.

"Found" lol how deep did you have to dig to find a 10 year old blurry picture just to prove your point, loser?

You're right it was a little blurry, imagine what she'd look like in HIGH DEFINITION with MINIMAL makeup. I am tired of these average skirts strutting around like they're 10's because they got a contour kit, primer, concealer, foundation, some eyebrow pomade and mascara. You faggots fall for it too.

There isn't a woman, ugly or pretty, in the developed world that doesn't wear makeup daily. What kind of point are you trying to make, dummy? It's pretty obvious now that women will go to far greater lengths to impress men than we will to impress them. Are you mad that 3's won't show you the time of day because they want to look like 6's so short, fat, probable serial killers like you leave them alone?

Jew boy

I actually prefer a butterface. Makes it feel like she's attainable.

Yes

You are either desperate or disfigured.

Stop trying to ruin the magic for the rest of us you fucking cock gobbler. Shit like this keeps us from shooting up our workplace.

I concur, she's incredibly hot. This scene from True Detective is especially great after seeing her on It's Always Sunny, where she looked amazing as usual.

I don't like it when you act like a human.

Which episode was she on?

I don't remember the name but it was one where she was dating Charlie, it began by Dennis/Dee getting into a car accident with Daddario, then they pretended to be high society for the episode.

Connelly got a reduction?! WHAT A BITCH!

Yeah it was a tragic loss. Double D perfection reduced to mosquito bites. The movie Career Opportunities is a bittersweet snapshot of her tits immortalized in time.

She's a woman that wouldn't have gotten ugly over time. Even in her 40's she would've been as appealing as her 20's.

What a bitch.

So did that little tart from Modern Family. She had some wonderful milkers.

Texas Chainsaw 3D, shit movie, but their is a scene where they obviously were just like...well tie her up and just baaaarely show her tits, it was pretty great.

The only bad trip I ever had was triggered by it. I got obsessively sad/envious that I couldn't go live inside the movie with the pretty girl.

No worries dude. This is the support group for people who feel that way but with middle-aged men on talk radio.

classy pubes too

I almost bit my tongue off cumming to this chick.

I'm not sure you're masturbating properly, sir. Do you have a blonde wig of terrible quality? If so I can dispatch a worm to go and help you with your technique.

How do you jerk off, big guy? That's not good.

I lay down on my back and place my laptop on my stomach really close to my face then jerk off eventually blowing my load onto my stomach/back of my laptop.

C'mon, man.

Cool.

Sounds uncomfortable.

Best tits in Hollywood. Apparently she has some indie movie coming out soon full of nudity.

Her tits don't seem natural.

Woody sitting in his driveway trying not to cheat and her telling him she wants it in the ass is the funniest/hottest shit ever.

Wrong girl.

Not Jewish?

/drakehand

Shit, jerked off to Alzheimer's moment.

Those are literally perfect

She's so amazing in this.

Alexandra Daddario's meaty pussy (slowed down and brightened) https://gfycat.com/WeakMealyKinkajou

Thank you for your service. You’re a true American.

Damn, that cunt is heavy

Jesus its like when batman uses his cape to glide

Fuck me

Noooooooooooooooo!!

Theres no way woody didnt smell the fresh scent of her womanly aroma. That is rare like boars head roast beef, i feel like it was flowering for ol' woody

I like how you came back 11 hours later and commented on this again

I fapped and had to come back to post nut comment

The lords work

Rickety Cricket wrote a movie that she starred in, alongside Kate Upton. Shit movie, but some scenes had the right blend of beefers, that would make your peckah wilt from tugging it too fast.

she was in an episode of IASIP

https://gfycat.com/FlashyWeightyAmberpenshell

No acting needed for that scene, wew lad

The show was incredible, the beefers were better.

Is this like the only time she ever showed them?

It's the best time she ever showed em

I agree with you 100%, but are there any other times she showed them. You know I'm doing research.

I don't even know her name, she is perfect tho. Too perfect for my fancy.

Her name is Alexandra Daddario

One of the 10,000 reasons that series was must watch television. Between the godly acting, tits, and that intense battle in the finale. Great stuff.

2nd season was shit

It was way too convoluted. I thought Colin Farrell was great. And I thought Vaughn did the best he could with the clunky dialogue they kept handing him. The girl and gay soldier were worthless though. And they were introducing too many characters in every episode. What worked about season 1 was it was almost entirely building the characters of Rust Cohle and Marty Hart for 8 episodes.

Agreed. I liked season 2, but the dialogue was just absurd..

This chick showed her asshole in the same scene. Unbelievably hot.

I could stare at those tits for the rest of my life.

baby want milky

She is glorious.

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No idea why she's not more famous. She makes the Kardashian lot look like trolls.

No I found a picture of her without 3 fucking inches of paint on here average face. Women don't fool me bud.

What kind of point are you trying to make

The point I am making is that she is not "Probably the hottest chick on the planet" by any stretch of the imagination. The only people who could possibly think that are those who have been hoodwinked and bamboozled by her makeup prowess.

Are you mad that 3's won't show you the time of day

I have the ability to analyze the true attractiveness of women by looking past the subterfuge at their bone structure, though this is becoming increasingly difficult with the advances in contouring. I can successfully ensnare women you would consider a 10 (but is really a 6-7 who is skilled with a spoolie brush) and therefore would be too intimidated to even talk to. Being able to look beyond the fakery also gives you an air of indifference around women which drives them crazy as they are used to people like you chomping at the bit.

It was way too convoluted. I thought Colin Farrell was great. And I thought Vaughn did the best he could with the clunky dialogue they kept handing him. The girl and gay soldier were worthless though. And they were introducing too many characters in every episode. What worked about season 1 was it was almost entirely building the characters of Rust Cohle and Marty Hart for 8 episodes.

I actually prefer a butterface. Makes it feel like she's attainable.