On the last day of Jocktober i get to see Terry Clifford every year...we're neighbors...

1  2018-10-31 by 1-800-969-1969

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Is everybody on this sub connected to Terry Clifford?

God knows I’d like to be. She’s a handsome woman.

sturdy-lookin' too

Heard she gravels a mean driveway too

brothaman, she would blow your mind

But would she blow my minds eye? See now that's an important part you left out

Stout and shapely.

I bet she makes amazing cookies

Brother Wease is my brother that's how he got the name

If you mean gravitational pull.. then yes

Hard not to be with the space she takes up

On Easter I see her at Church

You forgot the "'s Chicken."

We may never know...

It would explain all of the rage against the show. It's a Quanspiracy orchestrated by Terry Clifford.

Whoever said this sub plays out like a poorly-written soap opera was spot on

Six degrees of Terry Clifford.

I was shocked when she talked about regularing Stony Brook State Park in the one clip that was posted here. I run Stony Brook at least three or four times a week with my dog, and now I'm on the lookout for her whenever I am there.

Went there this summer. It was beautiful, but holy fucking Puerto Ricans.

Don't go on a weekend. The Puerto Ricans aren't bad outside of their littering, but the office dwelling white folk who think they are entitled to make their own rules are the worst. I usually go early in the morning when nobody is there or an hour before dark when everyone has cleared out for the most part.

Now we're all expecting some grainy footage of her lumbering through the wilderness.

Probably. I left Rochester years ago.

Good game plan

Terry Clifford is the secret mastermind of this sub. She has slowly manipulated the hate against Jim, Ant and Opie. Jim and Ant are genuinely despised, trust me I'd tell you if they weren't. Opie has slightly redeemed himself but is still only appreciated for calling out a fetish obsessed pervert and a vampiric pedophile. Meanwhile, ol' Terr bear is still in radio and continues to be a great person. Her only issue is really avoiding her creepy neighbor who takes photos of her in the bushes

What an angel. I bet she hands out king-sized candy bars.

I bet she hands out her tight sweet supple pussy to all the dads in town.

That's vulgar!

And none of this off brand candy. Mars and Snickers.

Only Mars and Snickers came to my door this year...

What the name of some of them other candies?

Twix! Kit-Kat! Reese's!

Yeah, but she gets high off her own supply.

after one of the kids grabs 2 bars

I told you never to fuck with me, you little monkey!

Oh Terry!

Oh Dara

I never had the chance :(

You're incorrigible!

Oh no? Jeremy was better?

Oh no? Jeremy was better?

WE HEARD YOU!

Fucking saint on Earth she is.

Wow, no wheelchair ramp? Terry's cold blooded.

Terry Clifford is the hardest motherfucker in the O&A universe. She'd beat down anthony with a full keg of bud lite and fuck him in the ass

And she wouldn't even need a strapon to do it.

you misunderstand, she physically carries the crippled kids up to the door and back again like Christ would

Terry is the truth and the light.

Oh Jeremy, that's when I was carrying ya!

She removed it when she found out Braun was an o&a autist.

She got her Braunyheiser one of them step climbing wheelchairs. He showed it off this weekend on Down The Rabbit Hole. He was nice enough to use his pulley system to get himself up and give us a 360 of his spanking new wheels.

She looks like a warm, generous, and friendly adult presence on a special occasion that relies on such adults.

Mod when?

Mod?

Two people in that bloodline with modship. Fair.

If this place goes down i nominate r/terryclifford as the replacement

That's pretty fucking insulting to scorch.

When it turns out that beige is scorch's son itll be considered

[removed]

I want /r/PatBattle

That should be the backup to the backup after the PFG place is inevitably shut down

That is not PFG

She finally let Teft turn the garage into an apartment.

What a wholesome lady. The Jocktober attacks were out of pure envy.

The fact that the failed genetic experiment Sam actually took pride in setting up the Clifford beatings shows what a scumbag that faggot was/IS! He went for the lowest common denominator and the one person who MIGHT have been more hideous than him.

What a kind and generous lass.

And an ass for days. 😍🍑

Behind the bush like a legit creep

I would have proudly socked a kid in the stomach and made him take a picture of us together.

Jeremey!

She can call me Jeremy if it makes her feel more comfortable.

There's would, and then there's wood.

I think everyone in this sub should be hiding behind bushes.

Just to make their neighborhoods less of an eyesore?

Look how happy she is to greet the young trick or treaters with candy. Shes a genuinely good person and always was, sadly thats what made her jocktobering especially amusing.

With no sarcasm intended, she's probably happier than 90% of the people here.

There's no way that beast is happy with the way she is.

Happiness comes from within.

Both Terry Clifford and Big A look like beasts, but you can't convince me that Big A has a happier soul than Terry, no matter how hard you try.

I think Terry is just nicer. She fills the void by being matronly but she pinches her fat in the mirror and sobs all the same. She probably knows she's to blame for the way she looks and it eats away at her. But because she knows it's not the world's fault she dedicates herself to making others feel good because no one should have to feel as shitty as she does.

Big A fills the void by blaming others and latching onto the dregs of society. He sees Anthony as an assertive man's man because big A has no compass for what a true assertive man looks like. He just sees Anthony fucking young 3s with daddy issues and thinks he can do the same by hanging around him.

Same issues, different vices. Thanks for reading my manifesto.

That's probably accurate, but I can tell you as someone who has sat next to Big A, he has the most horrendous breath I have ever known. The rest of his body is stinky at an acceptable level for his fatness, but his mouth reeks.

Well of course. He looks like a family member from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'd be shocked if he didn't stink like shit in all areas.

Your breath would smell unpleasant too if you had children's limbs lodged between your gnashers.

I'd take Big A any day.

Use a mean vocabluray.

Why so fat? Why so gay?

I'm happy, faggot.

But not Terry happy

You called him a faggot after admitting you were gay

Who isn’t, really?

Nana

What a nice lady. She is the mother of this sub, and we all better damn well love and respect her.

Ask if Tefft can come out and play

Man I can’t be apart of this, Tefftpattern is a awesome dude. Except that one stream were he almost convinced me Saiyan Z was alright guy.

W H O L E S O M E

Wow she's even hotter without all her makeup

She honestly reminds me of my grandmother who would always make a big deal out of Halloween even after all her grandkids were too old to trick or treat. She loved handing out candy and decorating the house for the occasion.

She was a wonderful person and had the same humor and personality that I do. She loved to talk shit about people and current events, yet she was a really good person who spent her entire career teaching disabled preschoolers. I hadn’t thought about her today until I saw this post, and now I’m sad.

she was a wonderful person

same personality that I do

Awful fucking egotistical, pal!

Nah I'm just joshin ya I'm sure she was a good lady, sorry she past.

past

Bob Kelly, is that you?

Ya know what dude you're so fahkin schmahmy, who even knows how to spell that word

And now you made me sad, faggot!

Sorry you miss her. Death is a fucking faggot that turns you into a sad faggot. I've been a sad faggot since July of last year when my Dad passed.

I've been a pretty sad fag since Feb 27 2017..my dog of 14 years died :-(

You're a Saint on Earth, sir. Anthony Cumia shows no regret avoiding visiting his dying mother. And here you are. Over a year and still grieving over the loss of your dear furry friend. Godspeed, Brothaman.

Thank you Brotherman. I agree I have indeed been very saintly. Antwan Cumbala should have his freedoms removed.

and my condolences about your Pops. That shit is never easy, I hope you got spend a lot of time with him, Rest in peace and in silence Brothaman.

Thanks, Brothaman. I do appreciate the kind words. If I ever run into you in the for raelz world, cold grapefruit beers on me.

Cronuts on me!

What the fuck

She out spreading joy to the kiddos?

Dad?

what a disgusting fat cunt

THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!

Go buy a big bowl of candy and leave it on her doorstep Tonight with a not that it's from us

Oh my God please

"Here's some candy from the guys who are sorry for posting diseased dicks on your facebook page."

hey, someone always has to take the first step...

Oh, Jeremy!

She's built like one of the Stations from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

What a fucking creep you are.

Be nice. This is a Panera Bread sub.

I don’t care how much lotion she needs for her giant disgusting body, the woman is a saint.

Is it a nice house? I would've thought that she'd make a pretty handsome buck, being a famous local celebrity for so long...

Opie & Terry show on XM when?

What did she give out? Besides hugs, of course.

There's a mod in that basement.

Is that really her? She got a more prominent jaw than Thanos.

She has a less blatant bald spot than Anthony

Yeah but weirdly enough, this picture wasn’t taken on Halloween.

She gave out full sized Snickers while Brother Wease gave out Werther's Originals

Wonderful woman.

Fuck Sam Roberts

She’s such a better person than Kid Toucher and the Worm. As entertaining as her jocktobering was she seems like a good person who I’d want as neighbor and member of my community.

Lauren’s Mom is alright.

Chinstagram

I think it's nice that she decided to dress up as Chris Farley too

Way to dox her address you dick.

As I am sure we are all thinking, God bless this saintly rubenesque woman.

She is such a cutie

What a kind sweet old gal.

Bro I am also in the ROC. You wanna hang out and maybe dock or something?

I'm from a rural town south of Rochester. Wanna fuck some animals with me?

She lives in the Buffalo area?

Anywhere she lives is the Buffalo area.

Remember the story Anthony would tell about the little Jewish kids that were polite, took their candy and said “thank you”...then you had the inner city kids bussed in and they would drop their forearm on the tray and push the candy into their bags.

And of course pussy Anthony wouldnt say anything to there faces.

I'm convinced that the majority of Anthony's stories about interacting with the blacks were made up

Please take pics of /u/braunheiser walking around without his wheel chair like Ray from Trailer Park Boys

Ricky...Don't tell anyone I'm livin' at the DUMP

I wanna give her a big hug. You know she gives the best hugs.

Makes a mean hot coco too

People like Terry fill my heart with joy. You know she's so fawkin' sweet to those kids and is truly doing what she loves: being kind to others.

That's it, really.

She's a saint.

She reminds me of mini Andre the giant.

Happy Halloween kids! Sub to Tefftnostate!

Better posture than Jim Norton.

THOSE KIDS ARENT EVEN DRESSED UP!!! What the fuck is going on! They should be getting nothing!

Ow that´s so cute she´s dressed as Shrek!

Even in the shadows her smile shines through

Wow a Buffalo Sabres player? Considering the last years it's very appropriate, might aswell been a team full of dead people.

I wish she was my neighbor. Seems like a wonderful genuine women

Went there this summer. It was beautiful, but holy fucking Puerto Ricans.

Now we're all expecting some grainy footage of her lumbering through the wilderness.

Ya know what dude you're so fahkin schmahmy, who even knows how to spell that word