Joe is the most powerful NPC there is, he has met the out-entities of the DMT, fucked the Hockers of Taipei! There is nothing he cannot do! Except for comedy, he sucks shit at comedy....
Though they like to fancy themselves independent thinkers, the intellectuals are (allowing for individual exceptions) the most oversocialized, the most conformist, the tamest and most domesticated, the most pampered, dependent, and spineless group in America today. As a result, their impulse to rebel is particularly strong. But, because they are incapable of independent thought, real rebellion is impossible for them. Consequently they are suckers for the System's trick, which allows them to irritate people and enjoy the illusion of rebelling without ever having to challenge the System's basic values.
I love Joe, but that's the most infuriating part of him. He made it big off Fear Factor and the UFC took off. Good for him, he's good at both those gigs. But he conflates his success outside of comedy to the success he's had directly from his stand up and none of that shit is true.
If NBC never picks up fear factor and the boston mob killed dana white Joe Rogan would be at the same level Vos is at plugging away at low level clubs. IF that.
I never defended anything. You said something that was patently false and I pointed it out. He was a professional kickboxer whether you care to admit it or not.
Does that make you a professional? You might be the most retarded imbecile I've seen on here in quite some time. You have nothing to refute my point except HEZ PRUFESHIONUL
Like no shit, he's trained. So what. That's not the subject.
Someone on this sub said he makes every moment of his life sound like a bronx tale (LOUIE BEANS!) and that's the best description I've ever heard of him. Hes funny but the sheer amount of stories he has makes me skeptical of them all being true. I suppose that doesnt really matter at the end of the day because hes an entertainer, but idk. What I'm getting at here is I am a long winded pontificating faggot.
This fat, thief liar also has listening problems. If the conversation is not about one his handful of interests (comedy, drugs, MMA, 70s metal) he zones out. He brings the conversation back around to a time he stole x from y while high on z. Stop romanticizing your degenerate life you fat fuck, it is gross at tis point.
On a recent Your Mom's House, Segura's wife got grossed out when he wouldn't shut up about eating ass. She curtly pleaded with him to change the subject. He barely chimed in for the final half hour or so of the appearance. It was the best portion of the broadcast.
he is a bullshitter and has the annoying forgetting what the fuck he was talking about but for the most part he has made laugh. his special are always underwhelming but he is tens time the comic that rogan is.
He's really not cut out for specials. To his credit, he admitted to everyone right away that the taping of Degenerates didn't go well. I was curious if he'd say anything because my boss shot it, and when the job returned that Monday morning he was like "Joey did not do well." They all said it looked like he was coming down off of drugs/smoked too much weed.
He seems like he caves under the pressure of specials, but live in a room he's always funny.
Rogan and Joey really deserve each other. They both epitomize the one-track mind. People swear by Joey's stand-up. I've never been interested in checking it out because on podcasts I find him literally unlistenable. He must be a virtuoso on-stage if his act incorporates his standby subject matter about fucking around back in the good old days. Lucky for him nobody can corroborate the endless supply of tall tales, and everyone is forced to take his word for it. He's like a wheezy Bert with an added layer of annoyance from sounding like a mafioso wannabe.
I'm not a fan of his but, if anything, his podcast appearances are superior to his stand-up - which is basically just a rehearsed and slightly higher energy version of his "let me tell you a story, Joe Rogan" bullshitter podcast persona.
His episode on The Degenerates on netflix was pretty dreadful. Both he and Rogan seem to think yelling loudly and overly confidently equals funny. They're wrong.
We used to go down to the shore, bang strippers on the beach at night Joe Rogan....With Billie Big Tip, Billie had this thing where he would put meth up his ass and strippers would come out after they got off work and let me tell you Joe Rogan, this one time....down under the boardwalk... Billie Big Tip and me got our dicks sucked by 27 strippers from the bar, Billie had them lined up and they took care of both of us, all 27 of them Joe Rogan....... And then we all put meth up our ass and stayed up all night watching the stars.
Though they like to fancy themselves independent thinkers, the intellectuals are (allowing for individual exceptions) the most oversocialized, the most conformist, the tamest and most domesticated, the most pampered, dependent, and spineless group in America today. As a result, their impulse to rebel is particularly strong. But, because they are incapable of independent thought, real rebellion is impossible for them. Consequently they are suckers for the System's trick, which allows them to irritate people and enjoy the illusion of rebelling without ever having to challenge the System's basic values.
94 comments
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-10-31
Blue cheese or go fuck ya mother.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-10-31
Hey, Bob.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-10-31
Joe Rogan idea of doing comedy is to scream around and fuck his asshole with kettle bells. I'm not interested in his opinion.
1 TheismIsUnstoppable 2018-10-31
Joe is the most powerful NPC there is, he has met the out-entities of the DMT, fucked the Hockers of Taipei! There is nothing he cannot do! Except for comedy, he sucks shit at comedy....
1 The_Notorious_ZOG 2018-10-31
Though they like to fancy themselves independent thinkers, the intellectuals are (allowing for individual exceptions) the most oversocialized, the most conformist, the tamest and most domesticated, the most pampered, dependent, and spineless group in America today. As a result, their impulse to rebel is particularly strong. But, because they are incapable of independent thought, real rebellion is impossible for them. Consequently they are suckers for the System's trick, which allows them to irritate people and enjoy the illusion of rebelling without ever having to challenge the System's basic values.
1 AxelSpott 2018-10-31
You got the good weed and a bit too much time on the YouTube's it would seem
1 Nuwanda84 2018-10-31
What, you don't think this was funny?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-10-31
Everybody loves Wu-Tang, but this shit cannot be allowed.
1 DildoRenter 2018-10-31
Wee-Man lookin' good!
1 cheetosandsoda 2018-10-31
Hogoso
1 AzraelApollyon 2018-10-31
Fuckin' yikes. It's a good thing his podcast and UFC job took off.
1 Bushmage 2018-10-31
I love Joe, but that's the most infuriating part of him. He made it big off Fear Factor and the UFC took off. Good for him, he's good at both those gigs. But he conflates his success outside of comedy to the success he's had directly from his stand up and none of that shit is true.
If NBC never picks up fear factor and the boston mob killed dana white Joe Rogan would be at the same level Vos is at plugging away at low level clubs. IF that.
1 just_a_mean_person 2018-10-31
He already was more successful than Vos because he had a smallish role on a sitcom.
1 djblaze666 2018-10-31
Never has a man gone so far from broscience, animals & being astonished by common knowledge.
1 oskimon 2018-10-31
Wee-Tang Clan
1 crookedmile 2018-10-31
Rogan is a screaming jackass
1 Bluesmoky 2018-10-31
Is this his TCAP picture?
1 El_Heato 2018-10-31
Rogan is on all sorts of drugs. What do you expect?
1 Toss__Pot 2018-10-31
a better taste in comedy...?
1 ArtiesArteries 2018-10-31
Hey character, Alpha Brain boosts cognitive performance!
1 DerpalSherpa 2018-10-31
Do you even Shroom Tech bro?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-10-31
Drugs improve people or is that the psychosis talking
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-31
He's funny sometimes. I like his voice. Or maybe it's his accent I like. But mainly it's his stories I enjoy. So sue me.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-10-31
Sue me
teehee
1 Moveinslience 2018-10-31
He is a delusional bullshit artist
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-10-31
Every standup is. Mel Brooks even made a little joke about it.
1 Admiral_Fuckwit 2018-10-31
Pick a thing you like Jesus
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-31
I like his hefty ballbag
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-31
Nice Leatherface, stupid
1 PHDinSounding 2018-10-31
Joey is pretty funny but being 60 and thinking smoking weed all day is cool drops him a few pegs
1 chulathedog 2018-10-31
Having CPOD, probably diabetes, also being 150-200lbs over weight is pretty funny imo
1 PHDinSounding 2018-10-31
What about being a spic with multiple felony covictions? That's his closer
1 TheElDan 2018-10-31
Luis is gonna be pissed in 15 years when Joey has already run through all his material.
1 Broken_stoic 2018-10-31
Remember, this guy is only 4 years older than Rogan...
1 McGowan9 2018-10-31
Jesus...
1 WilliamHenryJustice 2018-10-31
That’s insane
1 Snake_____86 2018-10-31
Rogan also thinks he's a fighter, yet never fought anyone. There's plenty of dudes in UFC that want to beat his midget fucking ass.
1 Moveinslience 2018-10-31
Everyone in the UFC would beat him.... in seconds
1 Jhonopolis 2018-10-31
He was a pro kickboxer.
1 Snake_____86 2018-10-31
Who cares. He has no fighting career.
1 Jhonopolis 2018-10-31
You said he never fought anyone, which is not true.
1 Snake_____86 2018-10-31
Annnnd? What fight do you even know of he did?Sparring is for pussies. He's a glorified cosplayer.
1 Jhonopolis 2018-10-31
Great grammar, stupid.
1 Snake_____86 2018-10-31
That's fair, but it's less embarrassing than defending the honor of a man you jerk off too. The only thing lower than Nana defenders, are Rogan's.
1 Jhonopolis 2018-10-31
I never defended anything. You said something that was patently false and I pointed it out. He was a professional kickboxer whether you care to admit it or not.
1 Snake_____86 2018-10-31
And you still are missing my point. Being a professional and actually fighting are two different things,m.
1 Jhonopolis 2018-10-31
Not when what you're a professional at is fighting people you dolt.
1 Snake_____86 2018-10-31
And my grammar is bad, you boob.
He's a professional at shadow boxing.
1 Jhonopolis 2018-10-31
There's nothing grammatically wrong with that sentence. I guess grammar and reading comprehension are both tough for you.
1 Snake_____86 2018-10-31
Does that make you a professional? You might be the most retarded imbecile I've seen on here in quite some time. You have nothing to refute my point except HEZ PRUFESHIONUL
Like no shit, he's trained. So what. That's not the subject.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-10-31
Someone on this sub said he makes every moment of his life sound like a bronx tale (LOUIE BEANS!) and that's the best description I've ever heard of him. Hes funny but the sheer amount of stories he has makes me skeptical of them all being true. I suppose that doesnt really matter at the end of the day because hes an entertainer, but idk. What I'm getting at here is I am a long winded pontificating faggot.
1 late_50s_why 2018-10-31
He used to out run the popo all day 24 7 365
I highly doubt that
1 KYGGyokusai 2018-10-31
I wouldn't be surprised if most of his stories are true, but highly over-exaggerated to the point of throwing in things that didn't happen
1 americanmook 2018-10-31
He was a thief though so he'd rarely run into other people if he was doing it right.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-10-31
He was banging cocktail waitress 2 at a time......
1 FatMosque 2018-10-31
A faggot of pontificating proportions
1 DildoRenter 2018-10-31
I thought Elliot Gould was dead.
1 workingonmylisp 2018-10-31
This fat, thief liar also has listening problems. If the conversation is not about one his handful of interests (comedy, drugs, MMA, 70s metal) he zones out. He brings the conversation back around to a time he stole x from y while high on z. Stop romanticizing your degenerate life you fat fuck, it is gross at tis point.
1 jofreal 2018-10-31
On a recent Your Mom's House, Segura's wife got grossed out when he wouldn't shut up about eating ass. She curtly pleaded with him to change the subject. He barely chimed in for the final half hour or so of the appearance. It was the best portion of the broadcast.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-10-31
Do you know where a fella can score some z? Asking for a friend.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-31
Y has some but you'll have to steal it
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-10-31
Anthony Bourdain back from the dead?
1 LoloTheRogan 2018-10-31
he is a bullshitter and has the annoying forgetting what the fuck he was talking about but for the most part he has made laugh. his special are always underwhelming but he is tens time the comic that rogan is.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2018-10-31
He's really not cut out for specials. To his credit, he admitted to everyone right away that the taping of Degenerates didn't go well. I was curious if he'd say anything because my boss shot it, and when the job returned that Monday morning he was like "Joey did not do well." They all said it looked like he was coming down off of drugs/smoked too much weed.
He seems like he caves under the pressure of specials, but live in a room he's always funny.
1 jofreal 2018-10-31
Rogan and Joey really deserve each other. They both epitomize the one-track mind. People swear by Joey's stand-up. I've never been interested in checking it out because on podcasts I find him literally unlistenable. He must be a virtuoso on-stage if his act incorporates his standby subject matter about fucking around back in the good old days. Lucky for him nobody can corroborate the endless supply of tall tales, and everyone is forced to take his word for it. He's like a wheezy Bert with an added layer of annoyance from sounding like a mafioso wannabe.
1 ShittingOutYourTwats 2018-10-31
Nah his standup sucks.
1 McGowan9 2018-10-31
I'm not a fan of his but, if anything, his podcast appearances are superior to his stand-up - which is basically just a rehearsed and slightly higher energy version of his "let me tell you a story, Joe Rogan" bullshitter podcast persona.
1 Jhonopolis 2018-10-31
I've seen him live twice and he killed both times fwiw.
1 AOTV88 2018-10-31
I can't listen to him talk because it sounds like he's constantly choking on a sausage, on the verge of cardiac arrest. Unsettling.
1 As-You-Were 2018-10-31
What about his name drops followed by an anecdote about a gangster he’s never met.
1 sgtpepper5987 2018-10-31
He never said that but I get it your joke won't work unless you embellish. Joey "CoCo" Diaz is pretty funny though.
1 Moveinslience 2018-10-31
Kill yourself
1 sgtpepper5987 2018-10-31
Then who would keep your mom happy?
1 McGowan9 2018-10-31
His episode on The Degenerates on netflix was pretty dreadful. Both he and Rogan seem to think yelling loudly and overly confidently equals funny. They're wrong.
1 ShittingOutYourTwats 2018-10-31
Retard Kinison heads
1 JPSouthampton-v2 2018-10-31
fat and gay
1 JimandFred 2018-10-31
worse than Joey is Lee Syatt. Lee is just awful.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2018-10-31
What's wrong with Lee?? He's so lovable.
1 JimandFred 2018-10-31
he's like a smelly, old sponge to me.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2018-10-31
I didn't know it was possible to hate him. I love that weirdo.
1 chrispunk28 2018-10-31
Artie is looking good
1 kx11 2018-10-31
nooooooooooooooooo
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italian comedian with 1980s jokes isn't the best
1 Attonitus1 2018-10-31
He's Cuban
1 davit82013 2018-10-31
Greatest comedian? Try FUNNIEST PERSON.
1 DickSlit 2018-10-31
He has his moments, or really, just a funny way with words sometimes. Otherwise, I wouldn't say he lives up to the rep Joe gave him.
1 Anuskasvo 2018-10-31
90% of Joey's stories are bullshit. They're entertaining bullshit, but ... still bs.
1 TheRealJesseVentura 2018-10-31
According to Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan is a comedian.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-10-31
We used to go down to the shore, bang strippers on the beach at night Joe Rogan....With Billie Big Tip, Billie had this thing where he would put meth up his ass and strippers would come out after they got off work and let me tell you Joe Rogan, this one time....down under the boardwalk... Billie Big Tip and me got our dicks sucked by 27 strippers from the bar, Billie had them lined up and they took care of both of us, all 27 of them Joe Rogan....... And then we all put meth up our ass and stayed up all night watching the stars.
1 CamMoses 2018-10-31
His Netflix special was actually good and worth checking out. Yams was god awful
1 Misterbrownstone 2018-10-31
Nah man uncle Joey is exempt. You guys back the fuck off and focus on Piggy.
1 Moveinslience 2018-10-31
Shut the fuck up
1 Superbad415 2018-10-31
He is kinda gross to look at. Watching spit fly out of mouth makes quezy
1 BestGetOutOfMoyWay 2018-10-31
he looks like Anthony Bourdain if he ate himself
1 WilliamHenryJustice 2018-10-31
Artie Lange is funnier than him
1 The_Notorious_ZOG 2018-10-31
Though they like to fancy themselves independent thinkers, the intellectuals are (allowing for individual exceptions) the most oversocialized, the most conformist, the tamest and most domesticated, the most pampered, dependent, and spineless group in America today. As a result, their impulse to rebel is particularly strong. But, because they are incapable of independent thought, real rebellion is impossible for them. Consequently they are suckers for the System's trick, which allows them to irritate people and enjoy the illusion of rebelling without ever having to challenge the System's basic values.
1 Jhonopolis 2018-10-31
Great grammar, stupid.