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😂😂😂 it's hilarious seeing you faggots pretend that you aren't jealous of a bigger, more expensive house. keep repeating mcmansion jokes daily to show how much it doesn't affect you.
😂😂😂 imagine purposely choosing to live in the highest taxed county in the country and then losing your seven figure job because you had to take pictures of black hookers in times square, then blowing all your money for a sub-500 viewer podcast that's locked behind a paywall 😂😂😂
He didn't lose it because he was posting about black crime stats, it was one expletive filled post about him being assaulted. Then it was you liberal fags here reporting his tweets for not aligning with your fag politics.
As bad as that was, the capper is him being a raging twitter addict who'd send something in the ballpark of fifty fucking tweets a day or more for the next four years, despite being flatout banned from Twitter four times. He was such a junkie he'd post under a gimmick-account and had family members beg on his behalf to get him followers on his "new account" that was against the community's rules.
I'm not kidding. I remember you getting really defensive and then simultaneously also exposing that your fantasy is you want to pissed on by one. I just assume your denial is out of embarrassment? It's alright man, I get that your anger stems from societies inability to accept your fetishes as "normal"
It isn't a pussy ass thing to do, it's needed so I don't have to get thousands of messages like "aRe YoU tHaT gUy FrOm TeH iNtErNeT" or "hI AnT" or "Hi JoE xD".
Aside from accusing me of people I'm not, I don't block.
It's fucking lopsided eyesore; a mish-mash of architectural styles designed by someone completely lacking in taste.
It's like Homer Simpson's car - even if that thing cost a billion dollars, no-one who sees you driving it is gonna envy you for driving a billion-dollar car.
I don't believe that you are Anthony. But what's your motivation? Not even saying that a less confrontational way of posting here would be better, just asking.
My motivation is providing a reality check to you delusional faggots here, who have been circlejerking your nonsense for far too long. I enjoy raining on your fag parade.
Don't type in a stutter for "dramatic effect," you stupid faggot. I don't give a fuck for my reddit karma, each downvote I get here shows I've affected one of you faggots, and that's all the satisfaction I need.
Says the 60 year old idiot fighting the internet. Says the host of a failing “media network”. Says the guy who owns the shittiest nonworking app around. Says the guy with $30,000 in backed taxes. Says the guy who denies fucking Sue Lightening and buying her lopsided tits.
When I was 12ish, the original came out. I would spend like 2 hours staging the placement of the teams and telling the bots when and what to do. The actual mission only took 10 minutes.
My house cost more than his. How about now? What do you got? My wife is better looking than anything he’s ever fucked. I have a happy, healthy family. What now? If I’m not jealous, what else could it be? Go ahead. Let me guess, you’re gonna call me a faggot? Tell me to get AIDS? Kill myself? I’ll hang up and listen.
Hahahah! Today I was walking in Jamaica, Queens andsome Bindaloo dermatologist had a billboard outside of his office advertising “Vampire Facials” and at first I think aloud “WTF is THAT?” Then I think about Sue Lightning blasting off in Ant’s face.
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1 UhLookHereMan 2018-10-30
Bravo, that's also what Anthony imagines the inside of his shitty mcmansion looks like
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-30
😂😂😂 it's hilarious seeing you faggots pretend that you aren't jealous of a bigger, more expensive house. keep repeating mcmansion jokes daily to show how much it doesn't affect you.
1 SueFuckedAnt 2018-10-30
If this isn't a cumia posting then you are very dedicated.
1 SibHashian13 2018-10-30
I would actually like his house. Just not his life. Or appearance.
1 CowsAreCurious 2018-10-30
😂😂😂 imagine purposely choosing to live in the highest taxed county in the country and then losing your seven figure job because you had to take pictures of black hookers in times square, then blowing all your money for a sub-500 viewer podcast that's locked behind a paywall 😂😂😂
1 snargfursk 2018-10-30
Because who wouldn't jump at the chance to live in a "mansion" that looks like a Sopranos knock-off 20 feet from the highway?
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-10-30
Imagine losing a multi million dollar gig because you're addicted to Twitter rage-posting about blacks
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-30
He didn't lose it because he was posting about black crime stats, it was one expletive filled post about him being assaulted. Then it was you liberal fags here reporting his tweets for not aligning with your fag politics.
1 SueFuckedAnt 2018-10-30
We aren't liberals, we just think Anthony is an unfunny old nigger that loves shemale cock.
1 TheRealEl2 2018-10-30
This guy gets it.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-10-30
As bad as that was, the capper is him being a raging twitter addict who'd send something in the ballpark of fifty fucking tweets a day or more for the next four years, despite being flatout banned from Twitter four times. He was such a junkie he'd post under a gimmick-account and had family members beg on his behalf to get him followers on his "new account" that was against the community's rules.
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-10-30
You're the guy who got caught jerking off to midget porn, right?
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-30
No, and I don't even regularly watch porn, for that matter.
Also, you're a desperate-for-attention faggot with nothing to say but this dumb as fuck accusation 😂.
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-10-30
I'm not kidding. I remember you getting really defensive and then simultaneously also exposing that your fantasy is you want to pissed on by one. I just assume your denial is out of embarrassment? It's alright man, I get that your anger stems from societies inability to accept your fetishes as "normal"
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-30
you're just trolling and/or genuinely confused. 😂 fuck off faggot, you're blocked now.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-10-30
What a pussy ass thing to do.
1 allenricketts 2018-10-30
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-30
It isn't a pussy ass thing to do, it's needed so I don't have to get thousands of messages like "aRe YoU tHaT gUy FrOm TeH iNtErNeT" or "hI AnT" or "Hi JoE xD".
Aside from accusing me of people I'm not, I don't block.
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-10-30
I'm not trying to do any "trolling" man. Lol I know you're the guy, you fucking pervert
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2018-10-30
Worse. He used to be a mod this place and spend all his free time stalking junkies, trannies and gay people:
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/4l9ihk/whats_the_deal_with_rpublichealthwatch/
1 Jungies 2018-10-30
It's fucking lopsided eyesore; a mish-mash of architectural styles designed by someone completely lacking in taste.
It's like Homer Simpson's car - even if that thing cost a billion dollars, no-one who sees you driving it is gonna envy you for driving a billion-dollar car.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-30
I don't believe that you are Anthony. But what's your motivation? Not even saying that a less confrontational way of posting here would be better, just asking.
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-30
My motivation is providing a reality check to you delusional faggots here, who have been circlejerking your nonsense for far too long. I enjoy raining on your fag parade.
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-30
Welp, thats it guys. My parade has been rained on. Lets go home to our mothers basement. Pizza rolls are waiting for us.
1 TheRealEl2 2018-10-30
How's, uh, how's that working fer you there, buddy?
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-30
Don't type in a stutter for "dramatic effect," you stupid faggot. I don't give a fuck for my reddit karma, each downvote I get here shows I've affected one of you faggots, and that's all the satisfaction I need.
1 TheRealEl2 2018-10-30
You can't get no, uh, satisfaction. You can't get no, uh, satisfaction. Unless you've, uh, upset me? Call me a faggot, uh, no siree!
Btw, hope one day Joe Cumia doesn't share his child spit with you and rapes you instead.
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-30
Christ you are so embarrassing.
1 TheRealEl2 2018-10-30
How the fuck is Christ embarrassing? What does he have to do with this?
Punctuation, you, uh, stupid ballwashing Jew.
1 PhishInVa2 2018-10-30
Says the 60 year old idiot fighting the internet. Says the host of a failing “media network”. Says the guy who owns the shittiest nonworking app around. Says the guy with $30,000 in backed taxes. Says the guy who denies fucking Sue Lightening and buying her lopsided tits.
1 OAUK 2018-10-30
Oh yeah! One upvote for you, Mister!
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-10-30
Some good shitposting here.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-10-30
Castlevania takes skill to complete. A game like Rainbow Six does not.
1 AmbientHostile 2018-10-30
The early titles sure do.
1 redditardsdurr 2018-10-30
What a weak troll attempt.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-10-30
It's not a troll attempt, it's the truth.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-30
When I was 12ish, the original came out. I would spend like 2 hours staging the placement of the teams and telling the bots when and what to do. The actual mission only took 10 minutes.
Shit was hard.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-10-30
My house cost more than his. How about now? What do you got? My wife is better looking than anything he’s ever fucked. I have a happy, healthy family. What now? If I’m not jealous, what else could it be? Go ahead. Let me guess, you’re gonna call me a faggot? Tell me to get AIDS? Kill myself? I’ll hang up and listen.
1 ohmycawd 2018-10-30
needed a HAHA HOLY SHIT at the end.
1 egates09 2018-10-30
great OC brotherman
1 UpperclassmanKuno 2018-10-30
"Where the fuck is my upside down castle?!??"
1 Mabans 2018-10-30
My nigga!!!
1 bal0rd 2018-10-30
Where the fuck is my girl that turned when I bit him?
1 LouieBeanshh 2018-10-30
Should upload it again but make Ant's voice all horribly compressed like in the game
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-10-30
Keith is just the man for that job.
1 PassProtect15 2018-10-30
I don't get it but I like it.
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-10-30
See... he's fucking... his brother's girlfriend's daughter.
I really don't see what's so confusing about it.
1 Roland1232 2018-10-30
It's a reference to the Nintendo game Ghosts 'n Goblins.
1 Roland1232 2018-10-30
It's a reference to the popular Nintendo game Ghosts 'n Goblins.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-30
500 upvotes wont be enough. Nice touch that you picked him at his most Serbian-looking for the text box.
Would it violate any rules if you posted it on r/gaming?
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-30
Vlad Drakul was Romanian, but we will not penalize that answer.
1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-10-30
I keep mentally adding "You are?".
1 Touch_Of_Red 2018-10-30
What is a man? A miserable little pile of Bud Light and Xanax!
1 AntsFailingCareer 2018-10-30
But enough talk, have at Sue!
1 zombie247 2018-10-30
🤣🤣🤣. Thank you.
1 hSUitMSi 2018-10-30
faggot.
1 zombie247 2018-10-30
👍
1 cayneabel 2018-10-30
In his defense, that really was a great line.
1 Axelfolly 2018-10-30
This is fucking great. Was hoping for more dialog though
1 DildoRenter 2018-10-30
HA HA HOE LEE SHIT!!1
1 GeMigMat 2018-10-30
WHAT IS A MAN?
1 thrillated 2018-10-30
What is a Bob Kelly, a miserable huge pile of secrets.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2018-10-30
Awesome.
Also SOTN was a great game.
1 thrillated 2018-10-30
Amazing fucking game.
1 thrillated 2018-10-30
NO, THIS CANNOT BE! AHHHHHHHHAHAHA HOLY SHIIIIIT!
1 SueFuckedAnt 2018-10-30
Symphony of the nog
1 IrasSlobber 2018-10-30
Circle of the Coon
1 jdcjr 2018-10-30
Wop-turne in the Moonlight
1 ApathyBeam 2018-10-30
Portrait of Sue
1 El_Heato 2018-10-30
Fucking brilliant
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-10-30
"It is not by Dani's hand that I am once again biting flesh. I was called here by ballwashers who wish to pay me tribute!"
"Tribute? You steal men's underage daughters and make them your slaves!"
1 nyrangerz30 2018-10-30
What a terrible night to lose your gun.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-30
Hahahah! Today I was walking in Jamaica, Queens andsome Bindaloo dermatologist had a billboard outside of his office advertising “Vampire Facials” and at first I think aloud “WTF is THAT?” Then I think about Sue Lightning blasting off in Ant’s face.
1 Ali_s1987 2018-10-30
Take a pic and post it with the caption in your last sentence. Atleast a 100 upvotes.
1 DynamiteThunder6 2018-10-30
God damnit, more of this stuff please?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-10-30
/ona has really developed into an artist's community, more than anything.
1 Ronnybbaby 2018-10-30
Amazing
1 zombie247 2018-10-30
The beginning of SOTN + Tranpa bashing = The reason I love this sub.
1 thrillated 2018-10-30
For a supposed "hate group" we sure have some adorable and talented people here.
1 BrogueTrader40k 2018-10-30
Haha holy shit!
Coincides nicely with my fall playthrough of SOTN. 19 years running!
1 TangerineReam 2018-10-30
Real niggas know about Symphony...
1 talyorz 2018-10-30
Such a good fucking game though
1 thrillated 2018-10-30
Amazing.
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2018-10-30
Richter Belmont is what Konami thinks a man’s man vampire hunter looks like.
1 Mabans 2018-10-30
This is amazing!!!!
1 Gnu_Mutant 2018-10-30
Haaaaaaa the desk shot is perfect.
1 ElVichoPerro 2018-10-30
What is a cumia? [flings his bud light aside] A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Feed nana!
1 ElVichoPerro 2018-10-30
You made me chuckle.
Well done, OP
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-10-30
Vampires commit a DISPROPORTIONATE amount of bloodsucking.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-10-30
I look forward to playing as Ant in the new Smash bros.
1 djchippah 2018-10-30
what is this is TRANSlyvania because he's TRANpa? double gunz cocksucka
1 Roland1232 2018-10-30
Good one OP. Funniest thing I've seen on this sub.
1 the-scrooge 2018-10-30
This sub has been on fire. Every week there’s another great video.
1 Frequent2001 2018-10-30
damn they released it on ps4. that game rules
1 wannabuyaghost 2018-10-30
This place rules.
1 InfiltrateNewt 2018-10-30
Are we sure this isn't some batshit insane attempt at advertising? The Castlevania anime season 2 just dropped as did the collection game for the PS4.
1 therealstinks 2018-10-30
Ok this is too sick
1 bal0rd 2018-10-30
He'll transform into Big A.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-30
Vlad Drakul was Romanian, but we will not penalize that answer.