Amy Schumer Documentary?

1  2018-10-30 by porsalin

Would anybody want this or do you have any better suggestions? I wanna go back to the OnA universe but going after female comedy would be a nice side-quest.

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Any bad press as to that joke thieving porker is long overdue.

Have some respect...she's turning down a million dollars by not doing a Big Game (Super Bowl) ad and standing with Kaepernick.

Light this pig up brother

Yes.

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I too would enjoy seeing this pig roast.

You misspelled brotherman, brotherman.

She isn't interesting enough to waste time on.

if you could make a funny narrative

Well we all know that's impossible

Are you going to spend the entire documentary gushing about how amazing her comedy is or are we going back to the hate documentary formula?

It'll be back on the hate train

This sketch from episode 7 of Inside Amy Schumer is perhaps one of the show's the most complex and fascinating. To an everyday person, it might seem like this sketch is simply a gynecologist commenting how big Amy's vagina is, but peel back below the surface and you really see how it speaks about the masculine need of all men to belittle a women's physical appearance.

She isn't interesting enough to waste time on.

Maybe in five or six more years there will be a better story about her fall from fame. She is currently in a wicked downward spiral. She is gaining weight, married a nobody, and her social and political views are becoming more radical.

Well I'm thinking Amy as the focal point but have it about the wider threat of perpetuating women in comedy. Talk about gadsby, cameron esposito, bonnie. About how their progressive shit is ruining the discussion on what's funny. But keep Amy as a central point.

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This would be perfect and could easily go viral once the outraged Fempire catches wind of it.

Ew, dont

Youโ€™re gonna do it anyway. Why make this thread?

For attention

Tss ill give you a ninetion or sumpthin

die

aww

Thereโ€™s nothing wrong with women in comedy just women in comedy who constantly remind you that theyโ€™re women doing comedy.

I mean in Gadsby's defense, I thought it was a bloke until it reminded me it was a woman. So it was sort of helpful that time.

I'm still not convinced

If you go after Bonnie, make sure you find the clip where she flips her shit at Pat Dixon because he made fun of retards, but how she called Patrice a nigger

An Otto & George documentary would be great!

A little clarification - basically going from OnA regular who'd happily talk about fucked up shit like raping cab drivers to being part of the resistance and essentially being an enemy agent of comedy. I want to expand it a little to the wider discussion of women in comedy and how dangerous a trend it is but have Big Amy the focal point.

As long as you include Bonnie bombing on stage while dressed as a man I'm all for it

That'll be in the Bonnie MacFarlane documentary.

Unfortunately, that'll take up only about 15 seconds of the whole documentary. Which is a pretty good chunk considering that the other 45 seconds will be about the Bonnie MacFarlane character in the original Red Dead Redemption, and 8 seconds of Vos' plugs.

you do know that whole thing was staged right?

No, stupid.

No.

You should cover how this sub exposed her joke thievery with a few viral videos.

Yeah we want this 1000%.

Suggestion - please isolate the Amy Schumer cab rape story and release it as a trailer. That could get serious traction and force her to comment on her vile, disgusting rape of a hard-working immigrant POC.

I just hope you bring up how women are definitely put in a better position than men. With men you just fucking suck, with women no matter how awful you are, you're trying and that's good enough because equality and empowerment! YOU GO GIRL!

That sounds pretty good. Since Amy had taken a lot of shit, you have to make sure you come up with some good original stuff, otherwise it will just feel old and stale. But that's a new angle so it doesn't sound bad

I think an Amy centered doc would be great

I don't think extending her bullshit to a commentary on female comedy would come off very well (it would be dismissed as some misogynistic hit piece)

I think using Schumer as the shining example of that "douchebag frat bro with a cunt" type of female comedy is a worthy take tho...

"I'm such a slut! Gurrrrl patriarchy be damned I'm on the hunt for dicks tonight!!!...btw I'm oppressed"...these comedy stylings need to be dissected with your posh accent

make sure you include her shitty uncle and the influence of politics in comedy

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Kill the pig! Cut her throat! Spill her blood!

Just watch Babe: Pig in the City

'That'll do, Nig.' - Big Amy to Patrice

I think u should do a doc on all the interns that were on o&a.....They had some real interesting ones.....I think that's a good idea.....๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ…

I was thinking this and it's definitely on the cards

Yeah I think thatโ€™s a a good idea too I rather listen to that then an Amy Schumer Doc I donโ€™t really like her ....Also there r some good YouTube clips of the old interns and them getting into fights on the show with o&a ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŽƒ

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Following that idiot's suggestions won't win this sub's love back. No one will watch an intern documentary. Ignore that loser, please.

Wow Johnny ur so nice to me.....Thanks.....Also u suck no one likes u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i think my idea was really good u r just jealous of me because everyone loves me and I'm really cool.......๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ…๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’

do you have any better suggestions?

No. Terrible person, perfect subject. It might be advantageous to hide your disdain for female comedy. So that fat pig can't squeal misogyny. Among your docs, the Matarese one was the best at feigning objectivity. Perhaps that's a direction worth considering? Whatever angle you take: Godspeed!

I think if it's funny enough, it would overshadow the disdain

but what do I know

This is a good point. Make it objective so we can spam it and it can get wider traction.

And if you really want to insulate yourself against accusations of misogyny, Porsalin, compare Schumer against female comics that are actually good (like Joan Rivers).

Exactly. Donโ€™t confuse the issue. You can make the larger point without literally referencing it by being specific as hell with Amy. If you combine the two issues, the point gets lost and it will be too easily dismissed as incel misogyny. Amy doesnโ€™t suck because women suck. Amy sucks because Amy sucks. Thatโ€™s the tone.

You could do 90 minutes of of objective fact-based documenting, but if you show a clip of a pig oinking or something for 3 seconds, that is all that will be talked about and will negate your work

Yeah the MDE one was good but too antisemetic throughout.

It was very good but I would make the opposite argument

Dodger

Nice dig in the wrong direction. Funny how like-minded people downvote you.

Theres a good twist at the very end but pretty much the entire thing has Jew jokes and stars of david and Sam's interview mentions Jews a lot. I mean it's the entire thrust of the piece, which is funny in a way but if any regular person watches it the takeaway is MDE is obsessed with Jews.

I was an asshole commenting after only skipping through. Having seen it, I simply don't know what exactly to make of it.

Anyway, it's a shame the TV show was cancelled. It was just funny and interesting. And wherever those three guys stand politcally (whatever that faggy phrase means), they don't seem to be worse people than I am or most other people.

Well she did turn down a Superbowl ad she was never offered. So don't forget the hero angle.

Bobo doc

Please be mean again, some parts made me laugh but most of the Mde thing was a lot of ball washing. Ugh that quote from Sam at the end about us being at war was fucking cringe inducing. You really glossed over him gloating about that lady who died at the Dodge Charger crowd attack, or the tranny fucking, or the weird dom relationship he was in. I get it if you respected him but heโ€™s not far from a piece of shit in real life just like Sam Roberts and Ant and Matarese.

As an MDE fan, it sucks how they got fucked over but I don't know how Sam, or anyone else for that matter, can sit there and act surprised at the way things turned out. MDE had the alt-right label way before World Peace and it's pretty well known what the political leanings of everyone associated with Adult Swim are. I was stunned when I first heard MDE was getting a show on Adult Swim considering the politics of each side. Anyone who didn't see the situation with AS and MDE coming way before it ever happened is a fucking blind idiot.

To then act surprised and get up in arms over the whole situation is just dumb. I enjoyed the documentary for the most part but to express shock and outrage over what happened to MDE is incredibly naive. Other than some facts Porsalin got wrong, that's the biggest issue I had with the documentary.

Also, what has MDE/Sam done since then? Absolutely nothing, aside from putting out a book that was mostly user-submitted content. Sam did nothing to capitalize on the heat the whole situation generated. Instead, pretty much all he did was piss and moan about getting fucked over as if he's the only person to ever get fucked in the entertainment business. He can blame Jews all he wants if that's what makes him feel better but those same Jews fuck each other over just as much as they fuck over Gentiles. It's pretty well known that the entertainment business is a ruthless and cuthroat one.

Nice essay, faggot.

Maybe Anthony's new book will be more your speed

I didn't realize porsalin was an MDE fag. Ew.

I know Beige has Anthony pretty well covered, but I would love to see a documentary focused just on his hypocrisy. It could include him ranting about blacks despite hours of audio of his various crimes over the years including drug trafficking, drug dealing, women beating, etc.

Roast that piggy

The only other female would Bonnie but nobody outside of the o&a universe and this sub knows who she is so itโ€™s time to put the piggy to roast

I have a better suggestion for you Porsalin:

Ask Beige Frequency to re-do the Sam Roberts and Jim Norton documentaries because yours only helped to give them a contract extenstion rather than making management at SiriusXM not re-sign them.

Way to go you limey pretentious twat.

I did my best and it backfired.

You did.

Let me add jarring sentimental piano music to highlight your comment good sir.

Thanks my dude x

The MDE doc was great! Please commence the pig roast

Don't forget to mentioned how she strong armed Netflix into giving her more money for her special. Fat pig thought she deserved the same pay as Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle.

i would like that. make sure you include the time she beat grand larceny charges because Uncle Chuck got her off scott free instead of having to spend 5 years in the slammer.

Real question. Will I get to hear any outtakes of your interview with sam or did he record that script and hand it to you?

Idk, I don't think anyone wanted that last thing you made. Perhaps rest on your laurals a bit?

Perhaps suck my dick

Idk, looks like popularity fades quite quickly here

What a weird thing to say to another man

Nigger you make full-length documentaries about other people who can't even be considered men.

Touchรฉ

He's Scandinavian, cool as a cucumber

I liked the new doc.

go for miss piggy!

Yes, it will have a huge audience because of the name.

huge audience

This could be huge, no pun intended

This is a great choice. There is no shortage of material, which is something her dressmaker never said, tee-hee!

Line of the day

This could literally be mainstream given her status. Make sure itโ€™s good, impartial, well-researched and successful. Godspeed

Porsalin you could do a documentary on the history of paper weights and I would watch it.

This.

Probably calling it Babe II would be best.

Babe II: Pig in the Industry

"documentarian, animator, genius"

HAHAHA. Fuck you stink..

I feel like the appeal of the stuff you and beige have put out is that it's targeted at people that aren't relevant outside of a niche audience. Not many people give a shit about the O&A verse but you guys cover it in a way a that you'd be able to follow even if you had never heard of the show before. Big Amy is already pretty widely hated and it feels like beating a dead horse to me. But if you're looking to get more eyes on your channel that'd be a good way to do it

I pretty much wanted to see what you all thought and if there's a better suggestion. I think a wider 'women in comedy' thing with shooms focused on could be fun?

you should try and find the moment she shifted from edgy, politically incorrect comedian to political/social activist. It's an interesting take.

I'd be more interested in something on Bonnie if you were looking to go that route. Again I like the niche aspect of it. I enjoyed the Sam doc because I could tell you wanted to get out there what a shitbag he is, so if you're feeling a certain topic go with that.

Also /u/porsalin when I was browsing some of her old wiki pages I noticed in this one from 2012 she has:

Amy's favorite comedians are Louis CK, Bill Burr, Dave Attell, Jim Norton, Patrice O'Neal, Wendy Liebman, Sarah Silverman, Margaret Cho, and Ellen DeGeneres.

But in the current version she has listed under "Influences" only:

Schumer's comedic influences include Wendy Liebman,[57] Carol Burnett,[58] Lucille Ball,[58] and Joan Rivers.[59] Additionally, she called actress-producer Goldie Hawn one of her "heroes".[59]

She removed all the male comedians she stole from and Jim.

Amy Schumer

Amy Beth Schumer (born June 1, 1981) is an American stand-up comedian and actress. She ventured into comedy in the early 2000s before appearing as a contestant on the fifth season of the NBC reality competition series Last Comic Standing in 2007. Since 2013, she has been the creator, co-producer, co-writer, and star of the Comedy Central sketch comedy series Inside Amy Schumer, for which she received a Peabody Award and for which Schumer has been nominated for five Primetime Emmy Awards, winning Outstanding Variety Sketch Series in 2015.

Schumer wrote and made her film debut in a starring role in Trainwreck (2015), for which she received nominations for the Writers Guild of America Award for Best Original Screenplay and the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress โ€“ Motion Picture Comedy or Musical.


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She stole from Wendy Liebman tol. Fucking pig cunt

Nice find.

Male comedians and jim? Care to elaborate on why you didnt include Jim as a male comedian. Be as graphic as possible.

Do a PhilMarma docu

Guy appear

Guy dies

Sub sad

Call it "Women aren't funny...No, seriously, they aren't fucking fun at all, they stink"

Opie and the wife are producers on that.

You should stop making documentaries. They're not particularly funny and your fanboyism shines through too much. Beige Frequency is the only ones i'll be watching.

I love the Porsalin docs.

You love cock, too. Probably just a coincidence.

I'm still hilarious

I say take down that phoney, sellout cunt Jim Jefferies. I badly want him to be exposed and there's plenty material to do it. Amy criticism has been done before and Bonnie doesn't deserve the relevance you'd give her.

Beige has that covered

Ah. Well then, carry on good sir! Continue god's work.

Where did Tefft Pattern go?...I liked those 3 hour shows you two would do...haven't seen his show up in a long time.

He's still around. I think he does his show on his own channel now because of a weird copyright strike.

Beige is already doing that one

I just looked up her twitter. It reads like a congresswomans twitter, not a comedian. Not even attempts at jokes around the political subjects.

You should frame how she has gone from copying the style and content of her New York environment of comedians, but in a much inferior form to copying her uncles political points in a much inferior form. She is not trying to make something new and authentic. Sad!

Yes

Nothing is going to top the video the autist here already made. It lead to widespread accusations of her stealing jokes. Her career totally floundered afterwards and is still spiraling down. There's just no point in it now, she's pretty much already dead.

Came and gone as fast as Dane Cook and other hacks.

Which video was that?

No effect on their lives.

Pig roast ๐Ÿท

It would be a wonderful contribution to your extensive corpus of work, porsalin.

The Queen Mother

shes not interesting at all. i think with beige doing ant and you doing the worm, the only doc to do is opie. theres an absurd amount of subject matter. him backstabbing vos and bobby, abusing disabled people, him harboring sam roberts under his tit, the kicking and killing of an innocent dog, him abusing the likes of denny, his pathological lying before and after his radio career (im gettin a deal with fawkin twitch/if i sign this deal this tesla is mine borther), him filming roland taking a shit, it goes on forever.

theres too much great shit to cover to not do an opie doc. dont let these ironic ballwashers dissuade you.

I don't think it's the right time to do opie. Maybe when this all blows over...

i hate to say it but its not going to blow over. ive been trying for over a month and it hasnt budged an inch, these assholes have really truly forgotten what a complete garbage human opie is. theyre really under the misconception that opies only flaw was that he wasnt funny when in reality hes arguably a bigger piece of fucking trash than the worm (ant obviously being the worst of the three). a documentary reminding people is the only way..but if you choose not to do it i understand.

just going to put this out there, i think about like 30% of this sub is either not a fan of or vehemently against the shitty opie bit, also the youtube crowd who still listens to o&a will love the doc because they all still hate opie. being exposed to that pile of shit that often tends to make you hate his guts.

Yes...Opie sucks and deserves a doc showing how awful he is. So he went t ok Patrice's and Steve's funerals He treated almost everyone he worked with like shit...for years.

Mersh is definitely going to try to leech off this.

Not enough hosting space exists.

She'll try to play off a lot of her early "shocking" stuff as being a character, it's important to try to get ahead of that and frame it so she's clearly just a lying pig.

Yes definitely. And imagine being close to Amy in her OnA years thinking she was this genuine person with these genuine thoughts only for her to later say she was playing a character?! What a disingenuous cunt

Also silencing liebman Madigan and pescatelli

Would not mind a Florentine documentary one day.

A florentine documentary? What am I - 5?

Yes!

How about a doc on comedians that 'turned' from saying horrendous shit on O&A and now are ultra-PC? I.e. Bonnie McFarlane, Jim Jeffries, Amy Schumer

Beige is doing jeffries and i'll be including bonnie in the schumer one

Louis CK

Absolutely. But forget about the joke stealing. Just focus on her hypocrisy, her past racist statements and anti Hillary comments on O&A

Yeah I'm less focused on the joke stealing as that's already been out and discussed at length. I'll talk about it obvs but like you said the hypocrisy of OnA Amy vs political amy is where I'll focus it on.

If you focus on her joke stealing, put in a tiny bit of joe rogan confronting carlos mencia and say that its only a matter of time before somebody confronts big piggy.

Oh shit! I would love this. I liked this newest one and I didn't even know who those guys were

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I love how she tried so hard to be this skinny hot chick dirty anti pc comic, then just completely gave up and turned into a bag of wet clothes bodied unfunny feminist clone of that ugly pedophile lesbian from that show "girls" that I'm proud of not being able to think of her name even though for this purpose I really want to recall. Fuck commas and sentences.

I really want this, for what it's worth.

Yes, it's your best chance of really taking off into something big!

something big

If you think you've got enough material, do it!

Fat piece of shit, Amy Schumer

it's time. Make this sub go big time

Being that Amy is the most famous comedian from o & a, no one derserves a documentary more than her.

Jim Jefferies deserves one.

Her first, then Bonnie. Set this idiots straight.

Do it. Her 15 minutes of fame marred by stolen jokes and her subsequent desperate sjw pandering as she fades into obscurity is perfect

You did an MDE documentary?

yeah

Amy and/or Bonnie would be gold right about now. Although maybe it might be good to let Bonnie simmer for a while.

I hope you include why most comedians are afraid to call her out. Bill Burr once called her out in his podcast but in a very non-name dropping way. In YKWD, Robert Kelly seems to hint to Keith Robinson that his "boss" is opposite of what they believe in in terms of comedy making fun of anything. It was very brief but something to that effect.

I wouldn't mind an artie lange doc. I would love to see how you would work your magic on Chris chan, although he's been covered many times.

Maybe talk about the broader issue of "anti comedy" you know...comics know platform issues and don't tell jokes.

Maybe a couple projects down the road, would you consider a Sam volume 2? There's so much more that needs to be documented about the mutant and nobody can do it quite like you

Hell yeah man, time to roast that piggy!

I can't imagine watching it due to having to sit through her comedy skits.

If you don't mind being fat and don't want people to keep fat-shaming you, stop wearing sleeveless blouses, you twat.

Better yet, make a tiny effort to tone those arm curtains.

Fight the good fight brotha-man. Next you have to do the Opester, clearing his good name.

Yes, but it has to be perfect.

JIM JEFFERIES

Beige is doing this one and it promises to be great

What about a sweeping epic documentary on female comics and their unfunny hypocrisy? Of course Amy would be the main focus, but you could also call out Bonnie and the countless other comediennes who oscillate between talking about how bad their bodily functions stink and scolding men for being better at everything.

It's like you plucked this idea from my brain - that was my thinking. I really do want to expand the scope past Amy and look at the likes of cameron esposito, gadsby, bonnie etc.

Donโ€™t forget Iliza.

Also silencing liebman Madigan and pescatelli

I'm still hilarious

Jim Jefferies deserves one.