If you have no friends and nobody wants to be around you, its because you are a douche--Sam Roberts 10/30/2018

1  2018-10-30 by Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

34 comments

1  LowdenSc 2018-10-30

Reap what you sow

1  DelmonVarn 2018-10-30

I love how desolate this photo is, it encapsulates so much of Sam in one image

1  Mr-Wrinkle-Paws 2018-10-30

This one too https://i.imgur.com/bVSx6Zf.png

1  TheElDan 2018-10-30

Imagine how excited that crowd would be if there were a real celeb standing there. He’s even wearing that hideous suit to try to get people’s attention and still nothing.

1  BurlyMayes 2018-10-30

A Richard Simmons looking motherfucker in a red suit and no one is even idly looking in his direction.

1  Sternacthegreat 2018-10-30

Look at that ugly motherfucker standing out there looking like a bellboy on a break.

1  DoubleGunzChippa 2018-10-30

"Cedric, don't count your tips in public."

1  Rainbowuser13 2018-10-30

You can feel the loneliness/rejection in this photo.

1  nomorecompromise 2018-10-30

Look at the black woman to the right. She is empathetic to Sam's loneliness.

1  Single_Action_Army 2018-10-30

Those people always look after their own

1  peeperpooperlollypop 2018-10-30

They’re cuzzins

1  Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-10-30

Clint Howard looking fuck

1  Jungies 2018-10-30

That photo needs someone peeing on his back.

1  DanLebaTurdFerguson 2018-10-30

Or a monkey picking the vermin out of his hair

1  DougmanWGodspeed 2018-10-30

I think of this image every time I see what he charges for his shitty merchandise.

1  Mr-Wrinkle-Paws 2018-10-30

How about when he took advantage of the mentality challenged charging 50 bucks for meet and greet https://imgur.com/a/qtILy

1  just_a_mean_person 2018-10-30

Does he only take pictures with people as ugly as him?

1  Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-10-30

why dis nigga dressed as Joe Pesci in My Cousin Vinny?

1  BrothamanB5010 2018-10-30

What is Doink The Clown doing in a suit?

1  Magicmetalknight 2018-10-30

Hideous style to go with his fucked up face and hair

1  BaggySpandex 2018-10-30

5'11" with a size 13 shoe.

1  LouieBeanshh 2018-10-30

He is a quarter negro-mongoloid though so the shoe size makes sense.

1  StuffOpieThrew 2018-10-30

In the 9th grade I was roughly 5'6" with a size 13 shoe. It was awkward. I grew more than any other kid that year.

Now I'm 6'0" with a size 14 shoe.... Really no less awkward though.

1  winkleham 2018-10-30

Sam is 6'0"? Jesus those growth hormones work. There's gotta be some side effects though (more systemic than just his disgusting appearance). He's surely living on borrowed time.

1  StuffOpieThrew 2018-10-30

Idno how tall Sam is. I'm 6'0" though. Unless I've started shrinking, but I don't think I'm old enough yet.

1  winkleham 2018-10-30

Oh I misread that. Either way, Sam should die.

1  StuffOpieThrew 2018-10-30

I liked him as a producer shit stirrer. He seems to hustle. Always did Saturday night shows. Made the after show into his own thing. I thought his solo show was Garbage. With Jim and Sam there's good moments, but I hate when he torments the producers he one notch above.

1  disawayisthrows 2018-10-30

I've run into Sam on two different occasions. He's maybe 5'7-5'8 and very slight.

From a distance you would mistake him for an overgrown 12 year old.

1  Kurt_Love 2018-10-30

His entire social circle is people who work in the Sirius building. Either he's kissing their ass or they're below him kissing his. He has no male friends.

1  lazyblogger914 2018-10-30

Vigirl needs to start lonely roberts

1  lispychicken 2018-10-30

I want this to happen

1  Franksandbeans76 2018-10-30

"Please, someone, ANYONE notice me!!!!"

1  Kaneshadow 2018-10-30

"hey look at that guy over there cosplaying as Sideshow Bob." "Ew, so creepy!"

1  rodneymunch87 2018-10-30

You certainly seem like a fan.

1  just_a_mean_person 2018-10-30

Does he only take pictures with people as ugly as him?