If by suicide you mean liver failure and dementia than yes Ant, but Norton is the one that would do some fruity shit and leave a long winded message about what a tortured artist he is before he choked to death while jerking off.
I don't think he has the balls. He might put a belt around his neck after having an o'douls and crying to his AA sponsor of 20 years who is tired of his fake shit.
Jim would tie his neck in silly string, kick an aerobics step out from beneath him, then spend the remainder of his life taking zoloft and talking about his attempted suicide like his "addictions".
the fact that opie literally could not understand why anyone would ever kill themselves is why he and all unfunny people are unfunny and his tits are floppy
Ant’s too stubborn and self-assured to kill himself. Say what you want about him, but he has a whole legion of ghouls showing up at the compound every week ready to suck his dick and be his yes-men.
Norden is so insecure it isn’t even funny. He’s probably edging to tranny porn with a rope around his neck as we speak
I’m chuckling and agreeing with everyone and trying desperately to hide the fact that I don’t know what those numbers mean because I never learned how gambling works.
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1 nawtfunny 2018-10-30
If by suicide you mean liver failure and dementia than yes Ant, but Norton is the one that would do some fruity shit and leave a long winded message about what a tortured artist he is before he choked to death while jerking off.
1 Applesauceinmypants 2018-10-30
I don't think he has the balls. He might put a belt around his neck after having an o'douls and crying to his AA sponsor of 20 years who is tired of his fake shit.
1 AtlanticCityAttorney 2018-10-30
Jim would tie his neck in silly string, kick an aerobics step out from beneath him, then spend the remainder of his life taking zoloft and talking about his attempted suicide like his "addictions".
1 call_me_winston 2018-10-30
the fact that opie literally could not understand why anyone would ever kill themselves is why he and all unfunny people are unfunny and his tits are floppy
1 El_Heato 2018-10-30
Go see Useless Old Fool Vos at Yuk Yuk Pete's drive-thru comedy club for $20.
1 call_me_winston 2018-10-30
vos isnt funny but opie thought he was
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-30
Everyone thinks you're a jerk, guy
1 call_me_winston 2018-10-30
i want to keep my karma count starting with 88
1 Admiral_Fuckwit 2018-10-30
If I were a betting man I’d take Norton.
Ant’s too stubborn and self-assured to kill himself. Say what you want about him, but he has a whole legion of ghouls showing up at the compound every week ready to suck his dick and be his yes-men.
Norden is so insecure it isn’t even funny. He’s probably edging to tranny porn with a rope around his neck as we speak
1 thebasketcase89 2018-10-30
Ant will drink himself to death. Does that count?
Jim is a fake addict. Hes a coward. He wouldn't do it.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-10-30
I’m chuckling and agreeing with everyone and trying desperately to hide the fact that I don’t know what those numbers mean because I never learned how gambling works.