Opie is beating Jimmy in a Twitter battle. BADLY.

1  2018-10-30 by throwawaymanthrows

How is Jim even a professional comedian?

18 comments

Here's the revelation:

He never was.

Hes basically the douchebag neighbourhood kid with the swimming pool, in this case sxm, who only had 'friends' because people like taking a dip.

You mean Martin Prince?

Martin Prince and Princess Alana

The Queen of Summertime...

King! I mean King!

The summer wind came edging in.

DIP!

Who would’ve thought that Opie’s secret weapon against these tranny fuckers was honesty and facts

Opie never said anything actually honest or factual so it was hard to see coming

You can stuff that anti Opie sentiment in a sack, mister.

The only thing a deceiver fears is the naked truth.

"Twitter battle." Fuckin gay

For lack of a better term.

Fuck your mother.

Maybe Jim didn’t see the tweets because he has such a busy social life. I doubt he is just sitting in his apartment looking up male escort ads with a butt plug the size of a lava lamp up his ass.

Why should he be so lucky

And edging. Definitely not doing all of that.

You don't think Jim making a Pearl Jam joke under a stolen Jerky Boys larping account was a man going to a dark & brutal place?

I think Jimmy is just over it professionally speaking. He's coasting like a son of a bitch

For it to be a battle, Jim would have to actually be hitting back, and he's too much of a coward to do that unless he's in a safe space wearing a wig and pretending to be someone else. Even then he doesn't hit directly.