They Got Me
1 2018-10-30 by F_H_Rileys_MaitreD
I just came from a Jewish-owned store and my stomach started aching real bad as I was walking out and luckily I was only 1.5 blocks from bome because I had diarrhea. Now, I could blame this on mild food poisoning from Boston Market, but I prefer to think that the Jews were aiming an ultrasonic pulse at my intestines. Oh man this is bad...
13 comments
1 iwontbeherelong180 2018-10-30
its a shame it didnt kill you
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-30
Aww fuck you, you kike. My stomach and asshole are churning violently and all because I know about the existence of the weather machine. I will not be silenced.
1 JimandFred 2018-10-30
eat a piece of challah and drink a little ShopRite seltzer before bed than masturbate.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-10-30
Don't worry, it's just pancreatic cancer. I hear it's spreading around.
1 WhereTheShitComesOut 2018-10-30
That's shitty.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-30
It’s rapid onset. It happened as I was getting up to exit the store. Oh, you Talmudic BASTARDS. 60,000 of you die 80 years ago and I almost have to shit my pants??
1 iwontbeherelong180 2018-10-30
this is weak
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-30
So is my stomach’s ability to retain food right now, you fuck!!
1 iwontbeherelong180 2018-10-30
good
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-30
Your tribe new they couldn’t get me through usury, drugs, liquor, marketing, white guilt, and the other tools of destruction you use, so your agents caused me physical illness. Nice.
1 iwontbeherelong180 2018-10-30
have a glass of water
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-30
I’m going to drink this low carb monster with the claw grapbic that may or may not double as a Jewish dreidel symbol. Either the seltzer will help settle my stomach it will blow rest if the contests right out of there.
1 iwontbeherelong180 2018-10-30
It might well be an old wives tale, but Iv heard that tying electrical cable between your neck and a sturdy household fixture is a good cure for a stomach upset