Ouch

1  2018-10-29 by lawyerherelistenup

69 comments

Remember when Jim blocked a bunch of Comedians, including Quinn, when they "upset" him.

Yuck.

They motherfucked him because they didn't want to be part of one of his many dog shit projects.

They hughley'd him.

Face of toughness

It’s weeeeird!!!

-Colin referring to Jimmy blocking all of his friends.

and Jim had the excellent counterpoint, "it's not weird"

truly a master wordsmith

"I don't think that's a very good argument"

God I love Quinn

Listened to that today and, between laughing at Colin’s cutesy pie remarks, I was disgusted by the worm’s behavior.

Colin is a fixer, if he cares. He wanted to actually help Jim and show him he's being a teenager with social media. But sadly CQ top notch advice was apparently 5'4" so it went over jims head.

Ehhh I don't know dude, that's a tough one.

Man, this was one of the wormiest things he’s ever done. How could you publicly humiliate CQ of all people?? He fuckin’ made Jim’s career, basically.

Oh hey dice, Lou and op

Imagine that not all of your friends with successful careers won't to be part of a wanton indulge-fest, featuring all of the things you obsess over and masturbate too. The nerve.

You niggas called it. He can only respond with Chip, what an absolute pussy

baby boy hasnt got the minerals to come back straight at the destroyer

"You wanna go, stupid?"

this is a 50 something year old man.

Jim, what the fuck happened to you

Everything jim does is even worse than the previous thing

It certainly seems that way

He is objectively worse than hes ever been, and its just terrific

how does this end? how bad can it get?

Him eating a shotgun

It's kind of like Peter's life in Office Space. Every day is the worst day of his life.

Everyone now and then it has to hit him in the back of his mind and send chills down his spine. "I'm such a dog shit human being I made them like Opie."

hey, lets not be too hasty, that'd require some level of self awareness

It’s also ironic that this guy gets on Opie for tripping over punchlines and “not getting the joke”, when we have so many examples of him flubbing with guests because he wasn’t paying attention, missed the point, or failed to do show prep. I cannot even count how many times I have heard Jim ask a question that was just answered in the interview if he’d not been staring at his phone.

Every fucking time he has a repeat guest on his shitty show he asks them the same questions over and over because he is a terrible interviewer that doesn't listen to anything

Or god forbid he finds out they met Ozzy once. Rest of interview is about what they thought of Ozzy.

I saw this happen just recently. Jim asked Tom Green about his show being cancelled like thirty seconds after Tom had explained it wasn't cancelled. Jim used his fake 'I'm deeply fascinated' vocal cadence & all.

He is the fucking worst. So what if Opie wasn't funny, Jim is the most unwarrantedly self absorbed person I've ever heard of.

I would hate the O&A trope of "Only getting the book today". Why not just say you didn't read it? Oh yeah, cuz they're spineless bitches.

It annoys me that he always tells his guests “I’ve never seen the movie. I heard it was great.” “I’ve never read your book.” “I’ve never seen your standup.” He probably thinks it’s something to be proud of for being honest in front of his guest. No Jim, you’re lazy.

That, and the easy out.

"Nah man, just got it from the company, my bad. But now that I don't know whats in there, why not tell me and the other dopes what goes in it? Get some people, me included, to get this book heh heh heh."

Was that so hard?

And that audible deep inhale he does for every 3 seconds when he's trying to "weigh" in on something. It annoys the hell out of me.

He is trying to be Larry King, except without the charm.

chips entire Twitter is just thinly veiled shots at Opie.

I can't believe what I am looking at. This is terrible. There is no way his fellow comics don't trash him behind his back.

there are so many other reason for them to trash Jim, lets not forget he told them all he wanted to propose Princess Alena

Jim, I'm one of the homos here that actually still likes you.

This shit is weak bro.

Remember the last time he roasted Opie

He was yelling something like "I is le big boobie autistic" over and over

I listen to JnS but why be a faggot and not say his name. Jim said he deliver that smoke if Opie wanted it. Well Jim?

What Opie needs to do is tweet how much of a pussy Jim is for only responding to his shots in that "Halloween costume" of his.

And equate the costume to the costumes his dates wear.

Chip is just Jim wearing one of his 'girlfriends' wigs and makeup.

Colin always said chip is the real jim

There is no real jim.

Yes this was back when he was funny

Opie takes a direct shot, Jimmy responds through Chip.

SPINELESS CUNT

Jimmy hasn't been doing his step 10 daily inventory.

No irony. Just facts. Ouch.

Jim is the King of all Faggots.

Tweeting at 5:05, more like SOS.

5:05am tomorrow.

What is he doing here is this some kind of character? (bear in mind I haven't followed Jim since his pretending-to-be-Colin days)

Opie really nailed it, chip has just become baby talk

I really hope "Dry Drunk Jim" was at top of the replies...and Norton saw this shit.

that sounds like Opie giving Jimmy the good stuff

It is also just inaccurate. Opie said, 1 million times, that he wasn’t the funny one. Jimmy and Anthony agreed with him, went with the narrative that they would do the heavy lifting comedically and Opie did his role in setting them up. And Opie has been proven right, over and over again, when he thought people were scheming behind his back. Everyone involved admitted they did exactly that. He wasn’t paranoid, he was just correct. They hated him, they were talking shit about them, and I’m sure a lot of it was justified but factually correct is factually correct. It’s not paranoia when you are right. I’m starting to wonder if this is a spoof of some kind. How could anyone sink this low?

Also bitch ass anth really was behind the Opie parody account which lead to the grape fruit fight

>Pat Duffy

The one that sincerely said Master Po totally wasn't a retard?

Of course bitch ass Jim has to get into character to talk shit. God damn he is an absolute fag.

Its not that Jimmy did one response in this Chip character thing. Its that its almost all he's done to respond to Opie critiquing him and shooting back at the shots Jimmy takes at Opie as Jimmy and in the Chip character. Oh yeah, no social media for a week, unless its the Chip character, then he gets to put his Halloween costume on really do the prop comic razzing to Opie. Jimmy is a fucking pussy.

That's so fucking cringey. Wow.

Jimmy has truly lost any sense of humor.

Are you from Australia?

I was in Hong Kong when I posted it.

There's no reason besides pure cowardice as to why Jimmy won't respond directly. He clearly hates Opie, and irony bit aside, Opie has no pull or power in the industry anymore. What the fuck is he so afraid of?

They motherfucked him because they didn't want to be part of one of his many dog shit projects.

There is no real jim.

It’s weeeeird!!!

-Colin referring to Jimmy blocking all of his friends.

Ehhh I don't know dude, that's a tough one.

Or god forbid he finds out they met Ozzy once. Rest of interview is about what they thought of Ozzy.

and Jim had the excellent counterpoint, "it's not weird"

Man, this was one of the wormiest things he’s ever done. How could you publicly humiliate CQ of all people?? He fuckin’ made Jim’s career, basically.

Imagine that not all of your friends with successful careers won't to be part of a wanton indulge-fest, featuring all of the things you obsess over and masturbate too. The nerve.

Listened to that today and, between laughing at Colin’s cutesy pie remarks, I was disgusted by the worm’s behavior.

Colin is a fixer, if he cares. He wanted to actually help Jim and show him he's being a teenager with social media. But sadly CQ top notch advice was apparently 5'4" so it went over jims head.