Army Airborne guys did this to one of their brothers in arms? Ill bet this cuts Joe deep.

Not it was Artie and Anthony.

What do you expect from two men who brazenly brag about their criminality on a billboard.

So he's an investigator now? What doesn't he larp as

A decent father

Line of the day

Just wait until the smartest baby boomer in NY figures out that there's no way to tell who someone is from security footage unless you already knew who they are and sharing the picture to his friends list who don't associate with black people is not going to solve the crime. This is like a down's syndrome man who thinks he's actually a physicist because somebody gave him a lab coat and a tour of a science lab to be nice to him.

He’s a regular Guineassance Man.

"Scuse, me just one more thing..." Brother Joe Columbo, when he finally gets the drop on the thieves.

can't we send him on a wild goose chase or into a rough neighborhood

Find out what local facebook groups he's a part of and start posting about a few AAs going around getting credit card info and that they hang out in a particularly bad project. See if he bites

I forget which episode of Sons Of Anarchy this is from.

It's the one where Jax got really angry

No, its the one where Jax talked about killing Clay, and Clay talked about killing Jax, and Jax was flashing his ass for some reason and the producer and head writer's wife got way too big of a role in the episode and series and they shoehorned in an atrocious ballad and some CGI or special effects that preposterously cheap and cheesy. Oh, and there was some symbolism about Shakespeare and Jesus that was about as subtle as getting hit by a falling piano.

Man, sounds like I really missed out on some great high-brow TV by not watching this show.

Where’s the joke?

Fast Forward: Joe finds out nothing and nothing ever happens. You’re not the police or smart, loser.

"hey Anth! Yeah...no, I just need some expenses taken care of...remember when we went to guitar center together and I bought that amp, but I kept forgetting things so we kept going back...yeah I forgot that we did that"

WRONG. He will compare the perpetrators pictures against his own growing database of Blacks, Libtard.

He's dumber than Fez. Except gayer and less likeable.

https://youtu.be/FOPjEydOoKo

"OFFENSIVE!"

"Interviewed", way to bump your pay grade there Joe. He spoke to a real life Al Bundy who couldn't possibly give less of a shit. I wonder what he did with the security footage he definitely got

Most stores won't allow even allow hourly employees to look at surveillance footage.

This is absolutely true. They’re not giving away their proprietary camera setup to some ginzo from out of town. For all they know, the whole thing could be a bullshit story to plan a robbery or a slip and fall.

If I was a manager at some store, I would also blame some "sketchy AAs" to get off the phone with some random idiot.

I feel that he makes these stories up so he has something to post to feed his social media addiction and of course they were black.

I agree. This is his way of producing 'content' for his retard reality show. I'm sure sure thousands are impressed by his neverending quest for what is right and just. I'd like to see him demand footage from an Asian store owner in a slum.

I actually have that footage, coincidentally:

https://youtu.be/fs2MQKThDCI

Who the hell reads this crap on FB?

A bunch of other over-the-hill high-school dropouts staring at their iPad with 3x zoomed in font with nana reading glasses on.

You know, the type of people who got us to the moon.

Black women like anthony?

Nobody is going show security footage to some random guy. Cops or lawyer sure but a fake biker trying to be matlock wont cut it.

That's why he didnt see it, despite already "interviewing" the gay-porn store clerk.

“Spreading the wealth.”

In this literal beggar’s mind, his credit card getting cloned was a well-executed Antifa covert op. Not on Joe’s watch.

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AA Males Jim?

How many times does this fucking boob get scammed and ripped off. I'm not 68 years old like Joe, I'm in my 20s, yet I have managed to have a bank card for over a decade without once being scammed. He's a fucking typical rube.

No wonder Grandpa Joe was so proud of himself for not falling for that scam call. That dementia patient can't even walk five feet without falling for some kind of grift.

Perhaps those Chinese guitar sites are not entirely honest?

He's either loiying or has reached a master level of buffoonery that only a few have ever seen

Have you been punching your credit card number into every clearly-fraudulent ad on Facebook? Because I suspect that might be a factor.

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Have you been punching your credit card number into every clearly-fraudulent ad on Facebook? Because I suspect that might be a factor.

exactly what I was thinking. A day does not go by on here in which someone post a brother Joe Facebook post of him getting money taken out of his account somehow

JOE CUMIA RIP OFF TIMELINE

• Chinese steal his CC number when buying "replica" guitars from Dongguan.

• Arabs attempt to steal his identity over the phone; he narrowly escapes.

• Kenyan neighbor tries to "steal time" by asking for help.

• Italians successfully steal three dollars in American quarters from his luggage.

• IRS claws back ("steals") $1,400 in overstated deductions.

• Two black youths buy his cloned BUSINESS credit card (not a regular one!) and charge up $450 at a Chili's.

• There's some other affront / theft about a diner accidentally short changing him for around $2 that happened a while ago.

I'm sure there there are dozens more.

There's no way he's getting a business credit card for his shitty band 'business'. They only gives those to businesses with real predictable income... who wants to bet it's Ants?

Pretty sure you just need an LLC

I've worked at startups that have raised a million dollars in capital and couldn't get a business card. I've started a few companies registered as corporations...but they dont give them out unless you've been around for a long time and have $100k+ in revenue.

There might be some budget credit card companies that let you have one though.

Man who brags about beating a lie detector test for stealing from a small business that employed him has cultural level judgment for credit card fraud that will be absorbed by a massive corporation and only mildly inconvenience him.

Wouldnt it be great if he gets hit with some kind of obstruction or harassment charge based on this? Once the credit card company settles the case he's not considered a victim- it's up to the credit card company to pursue the case.

Haha. Yeah. Very underrated comment here. After 20 years as a heel, BroJoe is a Golden Boy.

Also: This kind of reminds me of Jim Carrey as Dickie Petersen: Cherub of Justice.

impersonating a police officer - id love to know what this clown says on the phone

When the cops and banks refused to help him, one man took justice into his own hands.

This summer, Joe Cumia is making a....Citizen’s Arrest.

Senior Citizens Arrest

He's after the smoking gun by smoking as many poles as it takes.

Joe outraged again?

YA KIDDIN!

The new Death Wish could use some rewrites

"Oh, I remember them, Officer Cumia, there was two of them. One was a fat bald guy with earings - he looked like a gay genie, but swishier - and his grandmother"

“This isn’t over” he says. It never began. Joe thinks he’s going to play detective.

Samcro Joe is on the case just like the club was when they hunted down that rapist clown in the first season. I bet Joe is fantasizing about tying the credit card thieves to a tree and castrating them just like the club did.

If Joe put all of this energy into having an actual career and raising a daughter who won't grow up to resent him, he'd probably have a really nice life.

this can't be real, doesn't he have any sort of life?

He should use his expert producing skills to discover the new O&A.

LOL@BroJoe conducting an investigation.

All he has to do is call his CC provider and they will reverse any fraudulent charges and issue him a new card. I guess this is what unemployed charity cases do with their time.

Why does he have a business card? Being a leech and playing dress up isn’t a business.

Yeah it was the schwoogies who bought all that SoA swag.

This guy really can't go a day without posting a play by play of everything that happens in his miserable cunt of a life.

Apparently Faggot Joe is one of those assholes who can't complete the simplest transactions without all sorts of retarded drama. I like how he already assumes the perpetrators will be whining about the "justice system", as they're undoubtedly some sort of libtards. His "Business" account...LOL.

Almost as good as the easily changeable MS Word Doc 2U Rider on the website demanding" 5 star" hotels

He’s definitely trolling us.

I hope he finds the culprits and they stab him.

Thank god god joes on the case.I feel safer already....

"Interviewed". He called the store and asked to talk to the manager who I'm sure told him to contact the police like everyone else has to when something like this happens. Same thing happened to me, and while it took a while, the guy got caught a year later, and the only people I "interviewed" was someone at my bank and a State Trooper. The bank and the police talked, the police did some, you know, police work, refunded my money and eventually arrested the guy. Even if he does track down whoever specifically targeted him for this crime, what exactly would he do? Wear some Son's of Anarchy shit and hope someone takes him seriously?

He really has lost at literally everything in his life and he's just a grumpy old man if he really took all of the steps he said he was going to.

He is a goldmine of stupidity. A fucking goldmine.

Pretty scary how they can just conjure up a clone card with nothing more than the card number, expiration date, and security code.

Yeah, Joe. It's completely shocking that someone can just give you their credit card information and have it charged without physically presenting the card to them. Fucking invalid.

Does a day go by without BroJo falling for some type of ruse?

Mother fucker still has to infer politics in it.

Get a fucking life, you Big Apple Ranch-loving bastard.

A true vigilante

he's the TOny Shalhoub of credit card fraud, fucking Monk Cumia

Joe likes to view himself as some outlaw badass, but in reality he's quintessential buffoonish sitcom dad who absentmindedly blunders his way into one wacky misadventure after another.

This dummy has a Goodfellas picture hanging in his living room and glorifies the mafia, not understanding these are the type of scams they and other mobs actually do.

This idiot can't stop getting scammed. Every day it's something else.

Is he getting dumber?