Actually, I'd LOVE to go out to dinner with you, talk about stuff and maybe kiss you ;)

1  2018-10-29 by DildoRenter

5 comments

how pissed is Nana that if he'd just shaved his head and Tanned, he might have had a shot with Heidi Klum

'oh they're not acne scars, heidi. they're ritualistic marks my people's men receive when they come of age'

“...individually placed in the direction your hair naturally grows.”

This guy fucked Heidi Klum, you didn't.

He doesn’t tip delivery guys.