One week

1  2018-10-29 by TheRocketRosenthal

7 days until Slammy Come, Slammy go. You have 7 days to get your affairs in order. One week. I've been training 24/7. Waiting for my chance to show you that Randy "The Rocket" Rosenthal is not one to be trifled with. You know the gimmick, the girls, the cars, the private airplanes, you've heard me talk about it. But below the surface lies a fountain of anger, desire, and unbridled intensity. A fountain that is always spitting out a fire that will burn but not consume whoever it touches. That's what you will meet when that bell rings in one week. You will meet a force in the center of that ring. A force that you don't understand but fear all the same. A force that will run through you like a buzz saw. Doughey, you have one week.

9 comments

I forgot about you but I'm ready to accept your bit.

And I accept you, Rocketeer

Fawk yeah

what's the haps?

What a hilarious, awesome bit you have going on here.

Thank you Rocketeers like you are what keeps the fire alive

It won't be (((them))) that shut us down, it'll be some idiots social worker going through their post history after they snap and Chris Benoit their family.

Like people on here have the social skills to get married.

Bathe in that cocksuckers blood and entrails, Triple R. These people don't know who they're dealing with.