The reason Jim is estranged from his family: the last Thanksgiving they spent together they tried to motherfuck his sobriety by offering him this.

1  2018-10-28 by liberterrorism

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Ma, I told you I can't have anything with sugar, sodium, or alcohol in it!!! It's not that hard!!!

Does butterscotch have scotch in it?

I’ll have to check with my sponsor.

according to worm it does. its right there in the name!

Words hurt.

"Really? Wow."

When Jim said he didn't know where to spend holidays thinking he was so edgy, and cool not going to his parents. Sorry baby boy but you had a normal childhood with two loving parents. If it was so bad you wouldn't have lived with your parents into your 30's.

Maybe his mom overrode all her other emotions with motherly love and pride that Jim just moved out of the house but his dad's just gotta be tired of the little fruit

I’ll have to check with my sponsor.

according to worm it does. its right there in the name!