"Oh, no appetizers for me please, I'm a recovering alcoholic"

1  2018-10-28 by crookedmile

35 comments

Weird to see these anywhere but my freezer, I have like 5 boxes at all times, dankness

you enjoy some fish bakey, do ya?

How's the tangy citrus sauce

I made them last week and they tasted weird. I used cooking spray (pam) on the pan. Do you think that’s the issue? Would like to figure this out this week if possible.

Actually, I get the butterfly and popcorn ones, its more the brand loyalty i have to seapak, beer battered actually doesnt sound great for shrimp

You didn’t specify popcorn shrimp vs butterfly in your original post. I thought we were talking about the same item. I was depending on you to help me. What is this?

Ant's liver is beer battered

Dani too

Ohhhh!

Beer-battered ribs

Brutal 😂

He lost his tempura

TSS tss

Queer-battered

That's Jim's asshole.

I think we get it at this point

We definitely get it. Have an upvote to counter the faggots who still think this is funny.

google any picture of food with names referencing alcohol

make up quote for Norton

HAHAHA HOLEE SHIT

Shit I would've agreed with this too but when the head of NAMBLA here upvoted you you're automatically wrong and cancerous

“It’s so weird how that got to me, sometimes it just creeps up on you like that..” DOES IT JIM?

He's more of a fudge pak.

Someone should Q-tip a drop or two of whiskey on Jimmy's mic every morning to trigger his faggot alarm.

As if he needs another reason to not be on mic during the show.

You absolute chav.

Lmao

He would be incapable of cooking those anyway, even with directions and all the needed equipment.

In rehab, we are given a list of foods to avoid, no joke, because they contain small amounts of alcohol.

What about listerine which contains mega amounts of alcohol. Most breath fresheners stopped but Listerine still contains alcohol & drunks who have no access to booze have ben known to get trashed on both that and Nyquil.

No mouthwash or hand sanitizer either. Even hairspray is off limits.

Queer Battered Gimp

When do you stop recovering and become recovered? It's been like 38 years sober or some shit, jesus give me a break, this dry drunk.

Dude he drank for at least a weekend in middle school. You don't learn to live sober again overnight after that long.

Hey who stole Sam’s dinner?

Family size, something Jimmy or Anthony will probably never have, a family

They both had one. They just couldn't face them after sucking dicks and bragging publicly and buying tits for confused guys.

Ironically, the worms other addictions are unmanageable but it's the devil's elixir that he has a problem with

What about listerine which contains mega amounts of alcohol. Most breath fresheners stopped but Listerine still contains alcohol & drunks who have no access to booze have ben known to get trashed on both that and Nyquil.