Just bring out Metallica, shitdick!

1  2018-10-27 by l0v3s2sp00ge

37 comments

Saw Metallica the other night. Breuer just spent an hour not being funny.

Sad but true.

DVVVVV DVV DVV WANAWOWOW

Wouldn't it just kill the vibe of the whole show?

Who wants to fucking rock tonight?!

WHOO

Who wants to listen to me talk for an hour?!

...

So, I was out shopping with my kids this weekend..

The worst part is he talks it up like he is revolutionizing the “concert experience” for the world. It just sounds terrible, people go to a music concert for MUSIC.

His head is too small for his body

Sad but true.

This

I have never liked Breuer.

I can’t skip his segments fast enough

They always shit on people who came into the studio and tried to do gimmicky bits instead of just being real and yet every time he came in to do his rapid fire cartoon voices shtick they acted like it was genius for some reason.

Stephen Lynch fan, huh?

Shut the fuck up.

Oh god. I hate him too

Worse is the new Stephen Lynch where he won't play any of the old songs and disavows them all and fancies himself a funnier John Prine when he is not close on either count.

Valby is the only musical act worth a shit

Gilbert Carassquillo just lost my business.

Down goes the garage door....

Somewhere out there, Vic Henley is clapping.

He's such a nice guy, I wish for his sake he was funny

I've met Breuer numerous times. I used to live in Chester, and used to bump into him a lot. He's a nice guy, he's just not funny.

Wolfpack

His wife got me his autographed photo when I was in 8th grade. Peak WNEW era with the Momar Gaddafhi prank call to Valley Stream Sears story.

I always liked his appearances on Howard and Rogan. For a stoner comic, he's miles above the "weed lmao" dude

I gave him minor props for going on Stern recently and admitting his dad metal album was a disastrous failure and bad idea to begin with.

He was always a goofy fuck, Florentine-Lite but is a very funny storyteller,and also a dvvv dvv hack. However the pizzaman saga was gold,also at least real in parts.

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/3wgx4l/the_pizza_man_get_5_years_probation_for_harassing/

whippinghuskies reminds me of that fag,same type of tough guy bravado that worked to intimidate his way through life in his 2.5 world shithole but fails to have the same effect in a country that is both litigious and trigger-happy esp if family members being terrorized. They love to fuck with people that are considered weak,like women and nerds like brewer who seemed like an easy mark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcnKBAChyEg

whippinghuskies(the dirty spic who spammed "tough guy Bennington"

Careful, that guy's a problem.

He will defend his honour vigorously

Wait, that's whipping's backstory? That sincerely sounds like a joe cumia lifestyle lol

He shoulda beat her in Spanish.

Where's the guy that would post sarcasticly nonsense shit the way Breuer would say it? It was hilarious

Breuer is funny, just found a gig that is earning him some good money.

people who flip personalities annoy me:

He went from CoolDudeWeedBro to Hey, I'm a family man but I still like to rock.

His 'hard-hitting' dadrock song telling kids to clean their rooms was actually what made me start hating O&A for promoting it like it was good.

He's an unfunny fuck, and his preachy stance on gun reform. Faggot.

I guess he fell off but he was funny 10 years ago. When he came on the O&a virus tour he stole the show.

We get it Jim Breuer likes 80’s & 90’s mainstream classic rock, like a lot of men in his demographic. But unlike most people he made his average musical taste the central part of his persona & his act.

he used to be funny as hell, but then he started with the family friendly thing. I mean that's not really my thing but he has his audience. Sure it's definitely not going to be the OnA crowds thing either. He does seem like a decent guy though

Who would go to see Metallica live in 2018 anyway? Maybe if they had a replacement drummer for the night so the songs could be played correctly...