He's got the asskissing down. He's also getting fatter. Pretty soon he'll cut the sleeves off his shirts and get uglier so he can earn a spot at the poker table in Anthony's McMansion basement.
When you only make $175 a week you have to eat based on your budget. Unfortunately that means generic pasta, rice, potatoes, ramen and welfare cheese. Not the healthiest, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Especially AC/DC. I like that song where their untalented singer repeats an edgy choral line ad nauseum and their guitarist plays simple things fast like he's good.
In fairness to Dave what do you expect him to do? Anthony is a Big Dumb Baby who needs people to coddle his weak Ego. Dave is better than 2017 Artie Lange. They could hire fucking Chad Zumock who actually is a much bigger suck hole than Dave. Compound is a weak place to be, and Dave is probably the best they can get; he has grown on me.
Yeah, as much as I wish landau would put nana in her place, I understand why he kisses her ass so much. It's an easy gig and I'd imagine hed be able to exploit nana for the few remaining comedian connections she has left.
Give Landau a break. He's still in the 2001 Artie Lange phase of his relationship with Anthony Cumia Stern, who he has only just met and feels awkward with because he wants to keep the gig.
He has many pounds to gain and many on-air struggles ahead of him, but thankfully for him he has a boss with no spine who is afraid to motherfuck people and will continue paying their bills until the day they die just to avoid an uncomfortable tense moment or conversation about money.
Give him a job for life? How much longer do you think Compound Media can realistically survive? People who just never cancelled will get new credit cards, even if the hardcore fanboys stick around, Nana's health will give out pretty soon. Dave Landau didn't attach himself to a Stern, he attached himself to a Dave Herman
lol remember when Gavin was filling in for Anthony, and making jokes at Anthony's expense, and Dave wasn't sure whether he was allowed to laugh or not? What a faggot.
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2 zoogie778 2018-10-25
I do the same if I could... And got paid more than $250 a week.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-25
This guy looks like he spends a lot of time in detention.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-25
Used to be for smoking pot, now it's for TELLING IT LIKE IT IS!!!!
1 RacksDiciprine 2018-10-25
And heroin
1 cardaderdention 2018-10-25
The real question is does he put that shit on cheeseburgers?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-25
That was cocaine, you stupid gay fat fucking nigger baby
1 JimandFred 2018-10-25
mini artie.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-10-25
He's got the asskissing down. He's also getting fatter. Pretty soon he'll cut the sleeves off his shirts and get uglier so he can earn a spot at the poker table in Anthony's McMansion basement.
1 Joe_Cumia 2018-10-25
His wife already has a spot there
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-25
His wife is the table
1 Blackmonkfish 2018-10-25
When you only make $175 a week you have to eat based on your budget. Unfortunately that means generic pasta, rice, potatoes, ramen and welfare cheese. Not the healthiest, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
1 dmix 2018-10-25
Who are you kidding, his money is going straight to heroin
1 harriswill 2018-10-25
I've never done heroin but I don't see how you can gain weight doing it
1 HeyRememberKyleXY 2018-10-25
He put that shit on cheeseburgers
1 schleiderftw 2018-10-25
Ask Artie Lange.
1 423289 2018-10-25
He also reserves 10 dollars to buy t-shirts at Wal-Mart. I wonder how much Compound money he's spent at FYE on two for one shitty band shirts.
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-10-25
Nice AC/DC shirt, stupid
1 TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-10-25
1 Twin-KSA-Turbo 2018-10-25
A man's gotta eat!
1 ericthemidget_ 2018-10-25
Youthful
1 CasinoIndian 2018-10-25
Time to go back to working at the Courtesy Counter.
1 JMueller2012 2018-10-25
Bob Kelly 2008
1 earlsgrandma 2018-10-25
Band shirts kick ass in your mid 40's.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-25
Especially AC/DC. I like that song where their untalented singer repeats an edgy choral line ad nauseum and their guitarist plays simple things fast like he's good.
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-10-25
What do you listen to, character?
1 halfwholediminished 2018-10-25
where did this guy come from?
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-10-25
The bland suburbs of Detroit.
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-10-25
So bland and white, unlike the vibrant diversity of Detroit.
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-10-25
Go tell it to your jorts, Jokerson.
1 Jetnozzle360 2018-10-25
That's the red nose and puffy face of a man that is managing to stay sober. The trick is to surround yourself with good, clean living people.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-10-25
Nice backwards hat, stupid. This fat idiot looks like the kid from that cartoon RECESS.
1 chippersan 2018-10-25
Tj Detweiller?
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-25
Nice memory, stupid
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-10-25
Oh was that his name? I don't know it because I'm not a HUGE FAGGOT.
1 egates09 2018-10-25
yeah he really whomps
1 WestStarKinger666 2018-10-25
In fairness to Dave what do you expect him to do? Anthony is a Big Dumb Baby who needs people to coddle his weak Ego. Dave is better than 2017 Artie Lange. They could hire fucking Chad Zumock who actually is a much bigger suck hole than Dave. Compound is a weak place to be, and Dave is probably the best they can get; he has grown on me.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-10-25
Yeah, as much as I wish landau would put nana in her place, I understand why he kisses her ass so much. It's an easy gig and I'd imagine hed be able to exploit nana for the few remaining comedian connections she has left.
1 sexylarrytate 2018-10-25
I like the show better now. Dave is funny co-host. He brings out the classic Anthony. Life is good with my compound media subscription.
1 Fugga6969 2018-10-25
Get the fuck out.
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-10-25
You will die small and alone.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-10-25
Give Landau a break. He's still in the 2001 Artie Lange phase of his relationship with Anthony Cumia Stern, who he has only just met and feels awkward with because he wants to keep the gig.
He has many pounds to gain and many on-air struggles ahead of him, but thankfully for him he has a boss with no spine who is afraid to motherfuck people and will continue paying their bills until the day they die just to avoid an uncomfortable tense moment or conversation about money.
1 Dagidugidai 2018-10-25
Give him a job for life? How much longer do you think Compound Media can realistically survive? People who just never cancelled will get new credit cards, even if the hardcore fanboys stick around, Nana's health will give out pretty soon. Dave Landau didn't attach himself to a Stern, he attached himself to a Dave Herman
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-10-25
Brother Joe and Keith. He finds a spot for his guyzz
1 DickieBoss 2018-10-25
Bless his heart. A fat wife at home. A racist homo pedo for a boss. Glutton for punishment this poor fella.
1 nointernetforyou 2018-10-25
He looks like every dork you'd see in a comic book store
1 99ovr 2018-10-25
Nerds at least have personality and interests. This dude is completely empty, it's awful to know he exists.
1 KimJongChill69 2018-10-25
Their interests are dumb nerd shit
1 rob7788 2018-10-25
This man pretends to find 50 year old TV references funny so he can feed his wife. A true hero.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-25
When you put it that way, I still hate him
1 Axelfolly 2018-10-25
Yea i especially love it when he laughs at a reference i Know he doesn't get. Yuck
1 Peckas1 2018-10-25
Feed Mama
1 lazyblogger914 2018-10-25
What happened to jamie kennedy
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-10-25
He got lost.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-25
Nice shirt, hat and jacket, stupid
1 PretentiousJackass 2018-10-25
Eric Harris if the Columbine shooting got foiled (except less funny)
1 Axelfolly 2018-10-25
Well he's mastered the fake laugh pretty well
1 lela5go 2018-10-25
Landau sucks dog cock
1 lrkr526 2018-10-25
These guys really ought to fuck off with their dad rock shirts.
1 joecoglucci 2018-10-25
Its time for a haircut and he is finally second guessing the mohawk. Me must be reading this
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2018-10-25
Faggot
1 Peckas1 2018-10-25
We need a clip of him laughing at Ant's NASA material.
1 johnnyroberts 2018-10-25
Ed Edd and Eddy lookin ass nigga.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-10-25
Backwards hat and a protruding gut. Couldn’t make a 2 foot putt. Always farts when he busts a nut. His wife is a morbidly obese slut.
1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-10-25
You sound like some dorky boomer dad trying to relate to his wigger son that loves his too pack albums.
I like how you threw in a golf reference too, grandpa. Probably a jew too.
Fucking kike.
1 Carbonainducedcoma 2018-10-25
Jews are the BOGEYman
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-25
One good thing about Dave is he really does have the perfect mouth for toilet porn.
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-10-25
Faggot
1 PowerfulSir 2018-10-25
lol remember when Gavin was filling in for Anthony, and making jokes at Anthony's expense, and Dave wasn't sure whether he was allowed to laugh or not? What a faggot.
1 TacolasCage 2018-10-25
Covering up those track marks are we?
1 bal0rd 2018-10-25
his egg polisher
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-10-25
You can just look at him and see that he has no personality and nothing to say. He's what black guys think of when they do that white guy voice.
1 Dreamteam420 2018-10-25
r\watchpeopledieinside