r/opieandanthony: Professional begger Vondecarlo Brown complained that people call out "PATRICE" during her "comedy" shows.

Professional begger Vondecarlo Brown complained that people call out "PATRICE" during her "comedy" shows.

1 2018-10-25 by danTHEdikc

Hey stupid, maybe because you made your entire identity about taking free money in Patrice's name for the last decade. She's the female Jim Norton. Making a career of glomming on to other's success. I hope a piano falls on her massive head.

40 comments

1 Snake_____86 2018-10-25

And all these faggot comics are complicit in it as well. Patrice is rolling over in his giant purple suit.

1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-25

He's more likely a coffin bubbling with chocolate pudding, but yeah.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-10-25

With funny brown maggots.

1 deumae 2018-10-25

If I were god, I'd bring back Patrice during one of her shows. Right behind her, holding an axe.

1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-25

Patrice used a mic to kill.

1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-10-25

You ever bomb so hard that the audience tries to beetlejuice a dead funny comic back to life?

1 RBuddCumia 2018-10-25

I hear if you say “goofy bitch” three times into the mirror while drinking a grape Fanta Patrice will appear.

1 maloonigans 2018-10-25

patriquie patriquie patriquie

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1 1v1crown 2018-10-25

Von is a dumb hoe. Von was always a dumb hoe, and Patrice, the person who knew her the best, expressed that sentiment a hundred times LIVE to as many people as he could get to listen to him, and yet she STILL was put in charge of over a $130K budget to make a documentary. Baffling.

Now that Patrice is out of the picture to remind her constantly just how much of a dumb hoe she is, all the sudden she thinks she is a savant and is out there being a STAND UP COMEDIAN AND MAKING DOCUMENTARIES!? what!? WHAT!?!? (said in Patrice's voice)

She blew the whole budget reenacting scenes from Patrices life because she is a delusional dumb hoe who thinks she is worthy of a career in the spotlight so she used her dead providers legacy as a way to weasel her "acting skills" into a high production value documentary, but instead those dumb hoe ideas of hers destroyed it.

Von destroys everything she touches. There should be more Von hate on this sub.

1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-25

I think she is rather cunning.

1 tellemMC 2018-10-25

Shut up faggot

1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-25

I didn’t say I liked her, but she hs a cash cow and she’s milking it, you angry teet.

1 lawntoilet 2018-10-25

You got the first 3 letters right. She's a cunt, get it?

1 Billyassman 2018-10-25

You spelled cunty wrong.

1 Madrugadao 2018-10-25

She blew the whole budget reenacting scenes from Patrices life

Like fuck she did. That money went on shoes, handbags and whatever other shit trifling ass hoes buy.

1 1v1crown 2018-10-25

You can watch the reenacted scenes the videos are online

1 ImOkLooking 2018-10-25

Nice link to the videos

1 TriangleDimes 2018-10-25

she tried to turn a documentary into an actual biopic with actors, the balls on this bitch.

1 insertclevereference 2018-10-25

much of a dumb hoe she is, all the sudden she thinks she is a savant

Oy vey.

1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2018-10-25

Would rather give 130 good boy points to porsalin

1 Billyassman 2018-10-25

They wanted Vos not Von.

1 lawyerherelistenup 2018-10-25

The fact that Patrice ever allowed this woman into his life makes Patrice the fraud.

1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-10-25

He fucked her and used her for what she had. He won out.

1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-10-25

His life ended in his early 40s as a drooling vegetable. I disagree with your final statement.

1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-10-25

HE GOT THE GIRL

1 jewboy409 2018-10-25

And she ruined his twitter account

1 stinkypussay 2018-10-25

Patrice used to piss in her mouth

2 anonimescu 2018-10-25

That's how he found out he had diabetes. No joke,

1 CommodorePawsey 2018-10-25

Don’t forget she passes herself off as his wife (and even some of you people believe her) but they were never married. Sometimes she says fiancé, sometimes she says wife, she can’t even get her own story straight.

1 dukefett 2018-10-25

That was really weird right after his death. Opie used to say she was his wife afterwards. I mean he famously said how he didn't want to get married, but he would. But everyone knew they weren't married. I was wondering if that was some ploy by Opie to help her in her fight w/ his family or something.

1 Pud_Suckley 2018-10-25

Patrice said on air that she wanted to get married, and he bought her a ring. He said it wasn't an engagement ring and he told her that too. It was just a stupid ring he hoped would shut her up. After he died, she was on O&A talking about how they were going to get married and using the fact that he bought her a ring as proof.

1 DildoRenter 2018-10-25

She should go back to stripping.

1 anonimescu 2018-10-25

In rural parts around my little neck of the woods one of the more pagan rituals is to slay a pig with a knife , burn it with straws until it s dark and "patricki" and thrn have kids ride its corpse for good luck but mostly for the inebriated parents enjoyment. Pic related

https://drstoica.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/porc.jpg

I did it as a kid and have a nice thick cock as a result so it works.

Anywau this is what Von is doing.

Also picture of fat piece of shit robert kelly

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JVCNXx-wh_M/TqrRzHS1GlI/AAAAAAAAAOo/4MhCezheVb0/s1600/P1050896.JPG

1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-25

Jesus that was a lot.

Also, why is Phil Leotardo in the first pic?

2 anonimescu 2018-10-25

Yeah who the fuck stacks unsplit timber with no cover outside in the rain . Might as well be making charcoal.

What you never use Sicilian hitmen to slay a pig ?

1 choccole 2018-10-25