Mike Bocchetti’s Blog is the most retarded thing on the internet.

1  2018-10-25 by themeatball14

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From the blog:

"When I was 12 years old my family was visiting my great uncle john my grandmas brother at his house him and his baby brother my great uncle Georgia hade both been ww2 vets George was a German pow for 18 months and John hade been a staff Sargent at the battle of the buldge under general Patton so he brings out some weapons he brought back home from Germany so he shows me this German Luger pistol I’m only 12 I’m all excited so I say to him hey uncle john did you ever ki I was about to say kill some one with that my grandma screamed at the top of her lungs Michael my uncle turned around with out hesitation and said only the bad guy mike only the bad guys

Truelly yours

Mike Bocchetti"

A true poet if you ask me.

At least he spelled his name right.

Actually he doesn’t. He named it “Bocchettis world”

That’s all one sentence

Not one piece of punctuation in the whole 500 word post. What a fucking retard.

The typos are artistic.

Psychotic

Where the fuck did Bocchetti come from? Who the fuck is he?

“Okay I know comedian and actor Louie ck since 1994 and have a working friend ship with him done then I’m not some open mike comic writing hack jokes about him hopeing to catch fire on the net or some fake cutthroat that pretends to be his friend to get gigs out of him and throws him under the bus or making statements or videos about him to keep there dead as a door nob career alive do I think what he did was wrong yes I most certainly do but the fact that those woman gave consent keeps being pushed aside like he is at the Salem witch trial in 1692 they gave consent read my words carefully and I give major props to the comedy Cellar in New York for letting him on unlike a few other clubs with no balls welcome back Louie ck this time just behave your self and be careful

Truelly yours

Mike Bocchetti”

I’m sure Louie is thrilled to have this illiterate mongoloid defending him.

At least he's no worm. And Mike is a stud.

He literally says he isn't Jim Norton in this post.

"...or some fake cutthroat that pretends to be his friend to get gigs out of him and throws him under the bus... "

Nice.

It sounds like the ramblings of a retard, but in reality Mike eschews the trappings of conventional punctuation, like Cormac McCarthy.

one sentence paragraphs by mike bocchetti

This is one of those guys I have no idea who he is or where he came.

he's like a 60 year old bobo without any timing, energy, or charm.

Not one piece of punctuation in the whole 500 word post. What a fucking retard.