Hello, my name is Jim Norton. I'm a faggot that has to show off my jellyfish body with creepily small nipples in all my standup special ads.

1  2018-10-25 by Snake_____86

9 comments

Comedically inadequate.

How much did he have to pay for them to airbrush him to normalcy?

I'm sure they didn't need to brush out his baby boy penis behind the mic.

I have big manly nipples

They better have hair surrounding them like eyelashes or they don't count.

This is him after goin to the jum an eatin bettah AND photoshopped...

also nice dick & balls covered by 2 inches of mic, stupid.

Nice working out for almost a decade with no definition to show for it, stupid.

The fact that he insisted on so much photoshopping on this that his skin looks like vinyl says everything about him. He pretends to be completely nakedly honest, but shows only a plastic facsimile of a human personality. And he can't tell the difference.

something off about that head