Imagine Jim Norton having a child of his own

1  2018-10-25 by fskoti

Baby Jim: Hey, dad! Did you like my school play?

The Worm: I have to be honest, I didn't see it.

20 comments

1  Snake_____86 2018-10-25

Baby Worm - Dada, what's a viking cam girl?

Yam - Someone who motherfucked me.

1  turdthief3 2018-10-25

He would fuck that child

1  SpitItoutSocrates 2018-10-25

It would die of malnutrition while Jim stared away at his phone.

1  fskoti 2018-10-25

Maggot: Dad, I'm hungry!

Worm: I mean, I'm not gonna motherfuck you here, but wait til supper.

1  Moowon 2018-10-25

"Listen you little ssscumbag, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."

1  Mikekekeke 2018-10-25

You get one egg white when you get home and another after you finish your homework. Honestly.

1  SpitItoutSocrates 2018-10-25

A severely malnourished infant gurgles its last cry before expiring. Jim briefly looks up from his iPhone

Jim: Hm? No, I'm listening.

1  RealTonySchiavone 2018-10-25

"Reports say the infant was only bottle-fed mustard."

1  LilTaysFather 2018-10-25

hopefully he would fuck it

1  Doubleteamthesetits 2018-10-25

Imagine him having sex with a woman.

1  JohnJJohnsonMN 2018-10-25

The AIDS that grows within him is his child.

1  Dagidugidai 2018-10-25

"Dad, none of the kids want to play Monster Rain with me"

1  telemecanique 2018-10-25

this is where opie shines, it seems unimaginable for rest of the O&A universe to have children.

1  CacaDick 2018-10-25

Fist he would hit it. Then he would fuck it.

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-10-25

Maybe i saw 10 minutes of it somewhere, but i genuinely don't remember. I would tell you, if i did.

1  PsychopathyRed 2018-10-25

My son is a PROBLEM

1  BabyJamesGomez 2018-10-25

How are you going to hide 8-10 hours of slowjacking every day from an inquisitive child? The child would only grow up to be a threat to greater society.

1  Superbad415 2018-10-25

He would duplicate himself like the worm he is.

1  fskoti 2018-10-25

"He asked where his mom was, and you know me, I'm brutally honest... I just told him, 'Son, your mom is a man.'"

1  steveogwar 2018-10-25

That’s right... he was a wonderful ma’an