I can't find the audio, but basically he was bitching about being the Hollywood fat guy and was offended when Kimmel talked about his smell (The joke in his mind being that fat people stink, which they do because they're slobs)
he's like every comic, they only were funny guys for attention and would drop that shit to do a dramtic role in a heartbeat. look at Jim CaRREY or Robin Williams, they were the funniest guys in the room and it wasn't enough for them.
ME on a job interview in 2018 : '' Job skills ? Are you ''ability shaming ''me ? As a trans racial , Muslim ,breast amputee , non-white male person .... i find this highly WHITE AND HETEROSEXUAL . '''
Got a job in NASA ... Hollywood is making a movie about my '' trials and hardships '' with an all midget cast .
Remember back when people had personal responsibility, and didn't complain when people called them out on things like poor fitness and hygiene? You know, through stuff that's their responsibility
I wish people in my life would call me a fucking pig so my dumb brain can say "Hey maybe this entire can of Pringles shouldn't be dinner tonight" or "Wow water is a lot better than this tea you drink all the time"
He's had everthing handed to him in life growing up in a rich jewish family. When you grow up in a sheltered existence, you can't take an once of criticism. I bet he is still sour over that French interview; where he threw a hissy fit after the interviewer mocked him.
I listened to the Stern interview, he comes across as a bigger cuck, crying faggot than you could possibly imagine. I’ve always thought of him in this light, but he exceeded any expectations of pussydom I could ever have had about him.
His constant name-checking of Tribe was weird. We get it dude, you're a jewish white guy who had the Low End Theory on tape when you were growing up. Mad street cred
he comes across as a bigger cuck, crying faggot than you could possibly imagine.
he's a kike who got his start in hollywood because he was friends with dustin hoffman's kids. When Dustin Hoffman is the manliest guy you know, of course you will be a faggot
Yeah, this abject faggot thinks bariatric surgery saves lives. It doesn't. It subjects its victims to a lifetime of telling doctors and Emergency Room attendants that he has a permanent, life-threatening abdominal injury caused by the fact that he can't stop eating hamburgers and cheese.
The "Reverend" Al Sharpton has a comic book huge head.
So does that other New York weather reporting idiot who also cheated death with bariatric surgery, Al Roker. He has a Mardi Gras float-sized head on par with Al Sharpton and Nancy Reagan.
What annoys me about this is that he's still fat. You know you're a disgusting gluttonous fat fucking disgusting smelly fucking slob if you get congratulated on your weight loss when you're actually still fat. His sister's a whale too. And like him she's so ugly to the point that drastic weight-loss barely improves their overall aesthetics.
He's probably not that great a person, but he's a fantastic actor. Loved his performances in "Wolf of Wall Street" and "War Dogs". I try to know as little as possible about actors personally.
It's a hodge podge of a bunch of crap that shouldn't go together. "Stranger Things" is a straight up homage to 80s Spielberg movies, and it works because it's copying something that's actually good. "Maniac" is basically a writer trying to blend together a bunch of elements that don't fit.
I found myself liking big mouth, maybe I'm just an immature boob, but it was kinda funny. Just skip season 2 episode 2 though, it talks about female body positivity so I assume that's where the shower thing is. Oh and that old man hormone thing can fuckin die, it's the antithesis of humor and obnoxious. The season 2 subplot I found more interesting than the main one, you're basically watching one of anth's little girls be created.
My tastes aren't refined I like a fart as much as the next fat person, but I found myself laughing at the dumb shit jokes; realistically it's a grosser family guy. I recommend it.
I found myself liking big mouth, maybe I'm just an immature boob, but it was kinda funny. Just skip season 2 episode 2 though, it talks about female body positivity so I assume that's where the shower thing is. Oh and that old man hormone thing can fuckin die, it's the antithesis of humor and obnoxious. The season 2 subplot I found more interesting than the main one, you're basically watching one of anth's little girls be created.
My tastes aren't refined I like a fart as much as the next fat person, but I found myself laughing at the dumb shit jokes; realistically it's a grosser family guy. I recommend it.
I found myself liking big mouth, maybe I'm just an immature boob, but it was kinda funny. Just skip season 2 episode 2 though, it talks about female body positivity so I assume that's where the shower thing is. Oh and that old man hormone thing can fuckin die, it's the antithesis of humor and obnoxious. The season 2 subplot I found more interesting than the main one, you're basically watching one of anth's little girls be created.
My tastes aren't refined I like a fart as much as the next fat person, but I found myself laughing at the dumb shit jokes; realistically it's a grosser family guy. I recommend it.
I found myself liking big mouth, maybe I'm just an immature boob, but it was kinda funny. Just skip season 2 episode 2 though, it talks about female body positivity so I assume that's where the shower thing is. Oh and that old man hormone thing can fuckin die, it's the antithesis of humor and obnoxious. The season 2 subplot I found more interesting than the main one, you're basically watching one of anth's little girls be created.
My tastes aren't refined I like a fart as much as the next fat person, but I found myself laughing at the dumb shit jokes; realistically it's a grosser family guy. I recommend it.
I found myself liking big mouth, maybe I'm just an immature boob, but it was kinda funny. Just skip season 2 episode 2 though, it talks about female body positivity so I assume that's where the shower thing is. Oh and that old man hormone thing can fuckin die, it's the antithesis of humor and obnoxious. The season 2 subplot I found more interesting than the main one, you're basically watching one of anth's little girls be created.
My tastes aren't refined I like a fart as much as the next fat person, but I found myself laughing at the dumb shit jokes; realistically it's a grosser family guy. I recommend it.
There’s no more abhorrent personality than the overly sensitive fat guy. Go back to being a wacky less-stoned Seth Rogen, nobody wants to hear a fat man complain about being microaggressed.
I’m guessing Uncle Howie completely supported his whining too, right?
The thing that bothers me the most is that he doesn't know who Tony Romo and Peyton Manning are. I don't give a crap about football, but how far up your own ass do you have to be to not have heard of them? Beyond even Jim Norton level ignorance.
Fat people smell bad. Deal with it. When you can't reach to wipe after you shit you smell bad. When you don't know how to groom your shitty mustache, beard and/or neckbeard, you smell bad and should be shot on sight.
Imagine someone saying seriously that their sister is their hero. His good person schtick is infuriating, you know deep down he is a total asshole. Fucking headcase.
I had never really listened to his personal stuff before, but I listened to him on Bill Simmons' podcast. Has he always been such a wannabe-"woke" wigger? Jesus, he was insufferable.
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1 crookedmile 2018-10-24
I can't find the audio, but basically he was bitching about being the Hollywood fat guy and was offended when Kimmel talked about his smell (The joke in his mind being that fat people stink, which they do because they're slobs)
1 Phkna1 2018-10-24
He got rich and famous being that fat guy. Embrace it piggy.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-10-24
he's like every comic, they only were funny guys for attention and would drop that shit to do a dramtic role in a heartbeat. look at Jim CaRREY or Robin Williams, they were the funniest guys in the room and it wasn't enough for them.
1 bobodid911 2018-10-24
ME on a job interview in 2018 : '' Job skills ? Are you ''ability shaming ''me ? As a trans racial , Muslim ,breast amputee , non-white male person .... i find this highly WHITE AND HETEROSEXUAL . ''' Got a job in NASA ... Hollywood is making a movie about my '' trials and hardships '' with an all midget cast .
1 PeppyHands 2018-10-24
Hey Jonah stop complaining and thank your dead brother for bringing health into your life.
1 ElFaporino 2018-10-24
Remember back when people had personal responsibility, and didn't complain when people called them out on things like poor fitness and hygiene? You know, through stuff that's their responsibility
1 PeppyHands 2018-10-24
I wish people in my life would call me a fucking pig so my dumb brain can say "Hey maybe this entire can of Pringles shouldn't be dinner tonight" or "Wow water is a lot better than this tea you drink all the time"
1 enzo_trash 2018-10-24
Oink Oink Piggy
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-24
Straighten up and fly right, fat faggot
1 Phkna1 2018-10-24
I wish people in my life would call me a fucking pig and give me buckets of money to be in shitty movies.
1 marrio91 2018-10-24
Quit being a fat faggot.
Thin faggots get loads of money these days, go be one of them!
1 ghostwriter61 2018-10-24
Yeah you're a big fat disgrace because of all the tea you drink. Wake up to yourself, fatty.
1 SensibleKeks 2018-10-24
He's had everthing handed to him in life growing up in a rich jewish family. When you grow up in a sheltered existence, you can't take an once of criticism. I bet he is still sour over that French interview; where he threw a hissy fit after the interviewer mocked him.
1 Blackmonkfish 2018-10-24
I listened to the Stern interview, he comes across as a bigger cuck, crying faggot than you could possibly imagine. I’ve always thought of him in this light, but he exceeded any expectations of pussydom I could ever have had about him.
1 crookedmile 2018-10-24
His constant name-checking of Tribe was weird. We get it dude, you're a jewish white guy who had the Low End Theory on tape when you were growing up. Mad street cred
1 HoagieErocktion 2018-10-24
Jews aren't white people.
1 David_Quiddich 2018-10-24
Are they still people?
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-10-24
No they move about a lot.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-24
Tsssss, movement yuma
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-10-24
Terrible yuma
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-10-24
Listen to his interview with the breakfast crew it's even worse because their black and he wants to impress Charlemagne
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-10-24
Listen to his interview with the breakfast crew it's even worse because their black and he wants to impress Charlemagne
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2018-10-24
Listen to his interview with the breakfast crew it's even worse because he wants to impress Charlemagne with his hip hop knowledge
1 MuddahSockCuckah 2018-10-24
Nice name drop, faggot.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-10-24
he's a kike who got his start in hollywood because he was friends with dustin hoffman's kids. When Dustin Hoffman is the manliest guy you know, of course you will be a faggot
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-10-24
He sounds like a gay ass wigger.
I wouldn't think a fat kike would smell particularly good either.
1 TheElDan 2018-10-24
Well not raw, you gotta roast them first.
1 marrio91 2018-10-24
Kimmel tried
1 3stepsbackward 2018-10-24
Fat guys look like complete faggots after they lose all the weight and become skinny.
1 SensibleKeks 2018-10-24
Well he's plumping up again. Gastrosurgery means shit in the long run if you have no self control. His tatoos would make Pete Davidson cringe.
1 DildoRenter 2018-10-24
Yeah, this abject faggot thinks bariatric surgery saves lives. It doesn't. It subjects its victims to a lifetime of telling doctors and Emergency Room attendants that he has a permanent, life-threatening abdominal injury caused by the fact that he can't stop eating hamburgers and cheese.
Nice nariatric arrogance, stupid.
1 jofreal 2018-10-24
Their heads always wind up looking enormous.
1 DildoRenter 2018-10-24
The "Reverend" Al Sharpton has a comic book huge head.
So does that other New York weather reporting idiot who also cheated death with bariatric surgery, Al Roker. He has a Mardi Gras float-sized head on par with Al Sharpton and Nancy Reagan.
1 Icculus1833 2018-10-24
I didn't know who I was, but now that I do, I got a bunch of tattoos.
2 Phkna1 2018-10-24
A fucking retard.
1 TheElDan 2018-10-24
Turns out, I was a douchebag all along!
1 all_copacetic 2018-10-24
What annoys me about this is that he's still fat. You know you're a disgusting gluttonous fat fucking disgusting smelly fucking slob if you get congratulated on your weight loss when you're actually still fat. His sister's a whale too. And like him she's so ugly to the point that drastic weight-loss barely improves their overall aesthetics.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-10-24
Looks like him in a wig.
1 JMueller2012 2018-10-24
Probably is
1 Phkna1 2018-10-24
Respect her transition, please
1 joomommyhappy 2018-10-24
Jesus! What was going on in that (((house)))?
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-10-24
Its some sort of jewy Adams family
1 399may 2018-10-24
What’s his sister gotta do with it? I’m all for a good bashing but she’s just a “civilian” leave her fat ass alone.
1 drakenthegreat 2018-10-24
That's literally a screenshot from the movie Ladybird, retard
1 399may 2018-10-24
Oh snap! ok.
Nice try with the hate though!
1 CMsGreenScreen 2018-10-24
Kike
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-24
He's probably not that great a person, but he's a fantastic actor. Loved his performances in "Wolf of Wall Street" and "War Dogs". I try to know as little as possible about actors personally.
1 ChocolateHellHole 2018-10-24
Figures you would, jew. Always propping each other up.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-24
I'm not Jewish, I only want to be.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-10-24
Me too but only so I van open a restaurant called God's Chosen Pizza
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-10-24
"Maniac" is possible the worst show on Netflix right now.
1 CarniesAndRubes 2018-10-24
Everyone is telling me to watch it, it looks awful, but its the director of true detective season 1 so i gotta give it a try
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-10-24
It's a hodge podge of a bunch of crap that shouldn't go together. "Stranger Things" is a straight up homage to 80s Spielberg movies, and it works because it's copying something that's actually good. "Maniac" is basically a writer trying to blend together a bunch of elements that don't fit.
1 allenricketts 2018-10-24
This is an awful take. Maniac is fantastic and you don't know what you're talking about.
1 TheElDan 2018-10-24
It’s well-directed and I’ve got a raging boner for that Asian girl, but overall it thinks it’s a lot smarter than it actually is.
1 porcupine_27 2018-10-24
She has a nude scene in Ex Machine on Netflix.
1 porcupine_27 2018-10-24
She had a nude scene in Ex Machina on Netflix
1 Kneegroez 2018-10-24
Yep, came off as pretentious
1 porcupine_27 2018-10-24
She has a nude scene in Ex Machina on Netflix.
1 TheElDan 2018-10-24
I saw that a while back, definitely time for a rewatch.
1 BrainPainter 2018-10-24
I found myself liking big mouth, maybe I'm just an immature boob, but it was kinda funny. Just skip season 2 episode 2 though, it talks about female body positivity so I assume that's where the shower thing is. Oh and that old man hormone thing can fuckin die, it's the antithesis of humor and obnoxious. The season 2 subplot I found more interesting than the main one, you're basically watching one of anth's little girls be created.
My tastes aren't refined I like a fart as much as the next fat person, but I found myself laughing at the dumb shit jokes; realistically it's a grosser family guy. I recommend it.
1 BrainPainter 2018-10-24
I found myself liking big mouth, maybe I'm just an immature boob, but it was kinda funny. Just skip season 2 episode 2 though, it talks about female body positivity so I assume that's where the shower thing is. Oh and that old man hormone thing can fuckin die, it's the antithesis of humor and obnoxious. The season 2 subplot I found more interesting than the main one, you're basically watching one of anth's little girls be created.
My tastes aren't refined I like a fart as much as the next fat person, but I found myself laughing at the dumb shit jokes; realistically it's a grosser family guy. I recommend it.
1 BrainPainter 2018-10-24
I found myself liking big mouth, maybe I'm just an immature boob, but it was kinda funny. Just skip season 2 episode 2 though, it talks about female body positivity so I assume that's where the shower thing is. Oh and that old man hormone thing can fuckin die, it's the antithesis of humor and obnoxious. The season 2 subplot I found more interesting than the main one, you're basically watching one of anth's little girls be created.
My tastes aren't refined I like a fart as much as the next fat person, but I found myself laughing at the dumb shit jokes; realistically it's a grosser family guy. I recommend it.
1 BrainPainter 2018-10-24
I found myself liking big mouth, maybe I'm just an immature boob, but it was kinda funny. Just skip season 2 episode 2 though, it talks about female body positivity so I assume that's where the shower thing is. Oh and that old man hormone thing can fuckin die, it's the antithesis of humor and obnoxious. The season 2 subplot I found more interesting than the main one, you're basically watching one of anth's little girls be created.
My tastes aren't refined I like a fart as much as the next fat person, but I found myself laughing at the dumb shit jokes; realistically it's a grosser family guy. I recommend it.
1 BrainPainter 2018-10-24
I found myself liking big mouth, maybe I'm just an immature boob, but it was kinda funny. Just skip season 2 episode 2 though, it talks about female body positivity so I assume that's where the shower thing is. Oh and that old man hormone thing can fuckin die, it's the antithesis of humor and obnoxious. The season 2 subplot I found more interesting than the main one, you're basically watching one of anth's little girls be created.
My tastes aren't refined I like a fart as much as the next fat person, but I found myself laughing at the dumb shit jokes; realistically it's a grosser family guy. I recommend it.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-24
you are gay and an idiot. Fuck off.
1 TheDreidelMan 2018-10-24
That's ok. I thought about quitting this site anyway.
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-10-24
I think I might hate him more than anyone else. He has no redeeming quality.
1 TheElDan 2018-10-24
There’s no more abhorrent personality than the overly sensitive fat guy. Go back to being a wacky less-stoned Seth Rogen, nobody wants to hear a fat man complain about being microaggressed.
I’m guessing Uncle Howie completely supported his whining too, right?
1 winkleham 2018-10-24
The thing that bothers me the most is that he doesn't know who Tony Romo and Peyton Manning are. I don't give a crap about football, but how far up your own ass do you have to be to not have heard of them? Beyond even Jim Norton level ignorance.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-10-24
He is a in the closet,self loathing homosexual,it comes through in everything he does.Come out all ready.Fatso.
1 JuiceBusters 2018-10-24
Oh no... he's gone more pretentious Hollywood faggot than Kimmel at this point. If that was possible.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-24
"I'm 34 now, so..."
It's like Chaz Bono's body and Avril Lavigne's mind melded and made this self deluded twat. What an entitled rich kid cunt.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-24
"I'm 34 now, so..."
It's like Chaz Bono's body and Avril Lavigne's mind melded and made this self deluded twat. What an entitled rich kid cunt.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-24
"I'm 34 now, so..."
It's like Chaz Bono's body and Avril Lavigne's mind melded and made this self deluded twat. What an entitled rich kid cunt.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-10-24
"I'm 34 now, so..."
It's like Chaz Bono's body and Avril Lavigne's mind melded and made this self deluded twat. What an entitled rich kid cunt.
1 MouseCunt 2018-10-24
Imagine having to smell one of his awful lox dumps. What a fat little pussy.
1 Peckas1 2018-10-24
Not as bad as crying over a dead lion you never heard about.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-10-24
pretty douchy move by kimmel tbh
1 deep__legal_fag 2018-10-24
fag
1 jofreal 2018-10-24
Fat, skinny, fat, skinny. Make up your goddamn mind Jonah, this constant yo-yoing isn't good for your long-term health.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-10-24
There is no such thing as "fat shaming". Stop being a whiny blubbergut and do something about it.
1 therealstinks 2018-10-24
didnt he die his hair red too or so,e gay shit... he is the fat pete davidson now
1 DildoRenter 2018-10-24
Fat people smell bad. Deal with it. When you can't reach to wipe after you shit you smell bad. When you don't know how to groom your shitty mustache, beard and/or neckbeard, you smell bad and should be shot on sight.
1 getbetterinlife 2018-10-24
What annoys me about this is, the dude had surgery to make his stomach smaller, to the point he pukes if he eats to much.
No effort to lose weight.
1 Taureg01 2018-10-24
Imagine someone saying seriously that their sister is their hero. His good person schtick is infuriating, you know deep down he is a total asshole. Fucking headcase.
1 RainboGravity 2018-10-24
I had never really listened to his personal stuff before, but I listened to him on Bill Simmons' podcast. Has he always been such a wannabe-"woke" wigger? Jesus, he was insufferable.
1 winkleham 2018-10-24
He doesn't want to be a guy who's funny for being fat. So he should just stop being fat.