r/opieandanthony: You won't see the Cumia. Don't knock on his door. He lurks in his Lerkim on top of his store. And on special dank midnights in August he peeks, out of the shutters and sometimes he speaks. To tell how the Opster was lifted away. He'll tell you, perhaps... if you're willing to pay.

You won't see the Cumia. Don't knock on his door. He lurks in his Lerkim on top of his store. And on special dank midnights in August he peeks, out of the shutters and sometimes he speaks. To tell how the Opster was lifted away. He'll tell you, perhaps... if you're willing to pay.

1 2018-10-24 by Shoryue

2 comments

1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-10-24

I don't think I've ever read this Dr. Seuss book, what is it?

1 JimsJarOfMustard 2018-10-24

Cumia wasnt truly happy alone in his Lerkim, wishing for the days for a Sue Lightning jerkem. Not a Jill or Melissa anywhere in sight, not even a bruised Dani, cowering in fright.