RIP Beavis

1  2018-10-22 by WaterFromTheWell

40 comments

Boy, I wish I got to hang out at the compound. Look at these cool guys hanging around!

lots of pussy to go around too! haha, shee you at the schellar folksh x

He literally just started hanging out with all the retards from the show. I wonder if beatlejuice is partying at Howard Sterns house right now

I read this book. Spoiler alert: George shoots him in the head.

. I was gonna make that joke, you really motherfucked me.

Thank you for not pulling a Schumer and retelling it.

Parallel thinking

George shits himself in the head lol

sometimes dead is bettah

A truly unfortunate looking man.

He's holding a cat and smiling and all I can think is that he truly, honestly looks like a serial killer.

Poor Andrew.

He looks up to a pedophile so fuck his fat, creepy ass. Colloquially of course.

We're supposed to be jealous with a guy who hangs out with Big A and Big A type "people" on a weekly basis.

Don't forget Bobo types too.

And people with "nicknames" like The Job He Does/Did and From X. Fred from Brooklyn, Mike the Marine, BroJoe the Potato Peeler from Compound East...

He's a multimillionaire in NYC who doesn't just use a lowlife ferdashow and then not do things with that lowlife after it. He actually plays poker and games and watches flicks and does karaoke with people the caliber of Bobo and Big A and "Keith The Cop." Its mystifying. At least Opie and Jimmy were able to get a decent amount of if not friends, at least associates, who weren't physically and mentally handicapped and on welfare.

I can't imagine Howard Stern getting people like Beetlejuice, Elegant Elliot Offen, Gary the Retard and Jeff The Drunk to his house for bowling and hijinks. Man, Ant is a lonely son of a bitch.

i don't think norton has any friends. He has co-workers and peers, but this fucking old queer never had anyone at his house. Except for his co-workers once. He had to buy plastic chairs for that.

Having people over might risk getting fingerprints on his museum glass.

As much as I didn't like Big A on O&A, if Ant had him on his show it would at least explain why he's around. But he doesn't. So Big A is just somebody who hangs out and Ant's house and in his studio. He's probably in Ant's top 3 friends in the world.

No, he uses Andrew to make himself look better to the feral women in his life. He's a mean girl.

I've seen better teeth on a corpse

That's where he plucked them from

Nigga has worse teeth than the clown in Spawn.

Your username just sent me into a Bill Burr style rant. Thanks alot.

Big A has candy corn for teeth.

I am shook

Hideous

How fuckin hard is it to get a little bit of dental work done?

You know if Ant paid for Big A to get veneers it would actually make for an interesting bit. Which means he’ll never do it, of course.

lazy pos with all the time in the world to brush his teeth since he lives on welfare and he didnt do it.

How the fuck does a Jew, even one as monstrously hideous as this, end up on welfare? The mind reels.

I like Big A. He's a real life Halloween monster

Is he going to fuck Beavis or eat him?

Yes

I think he'll fuck him and then say he ran into traffic

I held the kitty but now he don’t move no more .

10 seconds later Big A snapped his neck.

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His teeth almost matches the colour of the poor cat's eyes

Poor Beav.

Cat,its for dinner.