r/opieandanthony: If I win the 1.6 billion I'm buying the houses next to the compound and the compound east and moving needy blacks and Syrian refugees in. Whenever they move I'm going to repeat the process indefinitely.

If I win the 1.6 billion I'm buying the houses next to the compound and the compound east and moving needy blacks and Syrian refugees in. Whenever they move I'm going to repeat the process indefinitely.

1 2018-10-20 by JoeCumiaIsaRapist

Now that would be a good use of the jackpot.

68 comments

1 JimsJarOfMustard 2018-10-20

He didn't move when Cuomo banned assault rifles. The fact is Nana cant afford another house like that. He'd have to stay there and be even more miserable.

1 AxelSpott 2018-10-20

He would end up negative in the hole probably half a mil or more of he tried to sell and move

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-10-20

But I thought remortgaging your house is a move of people who are financially secure?

1 boomshakalakaah 2018-10-20

I bet he took a reverse mortgage to keep compound media afloat

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-20

He constantly bitches about taxes and big government, then chooses to move to the most taxed county in the nation, next to a freeway.

I knew he was gay, I just didn't know he was a gay masochist.

1 ReasonLogicFacts 2018-10-20

Hey he did it for business reasons. How else are you going to attract big city guests like Colin Flaherty. and also how else is he going to find a high profile cohost if he's not in the Big Apple? You can find big city talent like Dave what's his name in a small town

1 PracticeRyan 2018-10-20

Who the fuck is Dave?

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-20

HELLO EXACTLY

1 ElFaporino 2018-10-20

yea because despite his complaining, he wouldn't want to live in a 'less prestigious' location like jersey or connecticut

1 SledgeBammer 2018-10-20

The asshole could sell off his house and buy a nice chunk of land out in west Texas, but he knows that his neighbors would just confirm that he really is a pissy-eyed faggot.

1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-10-20

assault rifles

You fagit

1 JimsJarOfMustard 2018-10-20

I apologize.

1 Bluesmoky 2018-10-20

With that amout of money you could waste $1 billion to do the most hideous things and still have enough to money to evade the law and live like a king in a sancutary country.

1 JoeCumiaIsaRapist 2018-10-20

I would definitely build a mosque next to Joe's house.

1 PSU19420 2018-10-20

You can’t build next to townhouse...

1 AxelSpott 2018-10-20

Haha is it really an overpriced apartment he "owns"

1 JerkStoreJ 2018-10-20

You don’t have to, just make the house a mosque

1 DenseMan 2018-10-20

You misspelled “apartment”

1 ElFaporino 2018-10-20

But after, how will you evict the refugees?

1 [deleted] 2018-10-20

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1 hottakespro 2018-10-20

Dont worry about that. Create a non-profit and funnel your money back. You can afford a few accountants and lawyers to work it out.

1 late_50s_why 2018-10-20

Ship them back to Africa

1 Scorch_PFG 2018-10-20

I'm going to start a line of pet stores called Shit Ass Pet Fuckers

1 Jackthejew 2018-10-20

Damn I forgot about that bit. Classic.

1 EnwardShekelman 2018-10-20

While that would be hilarious, you’d kinda be doing him a favor by driving down the property values, making him able to afford to live there longer after CP Media tanks instead of him being forced to live amongst his own kind in public housing, which would be even funnier.

1 cory_stereo 2018-10-20

I pledge to do the same if I win. Who else will join us in this noble quest?

1 FuegoFerdinand 2018-10-20

I'm full Office Space if I win. I'm going to sit around and do nothing for the rest of my life.

1 therealstinks 2018-10-20

Oh i already do that

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-20

You play Xbox sporadically.

1 therealstinks 2018-10-20

I suuuuure do i sure do Malcom

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-20

Yeah, I don't message you. I'm normally loaded if I'm on Xbox.

1 JoeCumiaIsaRapist 2018-10-20

You would hate it. You'd be writing manifestos about the coons taking too long to buy their groceries.

1 BuffaloWingsSoldier 2018-10-20

I pledge the same with my 5 tickets!

1 satanssockpuppet 2018-10-20

That would be fantastic. Buy the refugees a big sound system and lots of Indian CDs too.

1 deumae 2018-10-20

And destroy every toilet in a 5mi radius.

1 lawntoilet 2018-10-20

Unnecessary, they won't use them anyway

1 TangerineReam 2018-10-20

so no one hit it yet?

1 therealstinks 2018-10-20

I did :)

1 enzo_trash 2018-10-20

liar

whore

1 Anarox 2018-10-20

You bring Syrian refugees they probobly have more education than the whole cumia family combined, the wife beating levels probobly stay the same but atleast it won't end up on tmz

1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2018-10-20

Why would you want to do that to those poor people?

1 TheRealJayOakerson 2018-10-20

Well...

Let's hope they move to Israel.

1 FaggotBannedKeith 2018-10-20

Please install surveillance and offer free next door housing to a Mister Susan Lightning.

1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-10-20

I'd buy reddit just to shut it down.

1 DenseMan 2018-10-20

Headmaster Summers died because Marvel thought they could make the shit-ass Inhumans a thing. The Inhumans will never be a thing.

1 TheUserRedditBanned 2018-10-20

Let's just say that there's a whole bunch of powerful punctuation in that neighborhood that would never allow that.

1 pressthebuttonfrank 2018-10-20

How creative and humanitarian! Creating your own segregated ghettos!

1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-10-20

Ant would feel right at home, living next door to impoverished immigrants.

1 NashuaDan 2018-10-20

If I win, I'm going to pay Bald Opie $1M to fuck Dawn Cumia

1 246h8 2018-10-20

Inshallah!

1 chippersan 2018-10-20

what the fuck is the compound east

1 Skivsamlaren 2018-10-20

Child spit HQ

1 chippersan 2018-10-20

gotcha

1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-10-20

Nice try, but his house already halved in value by virtue of Anthony Cumia moving into it. Do your worst.

1 TheElDan 2018-10-20

Great plan until next July 4th when all the Syrians move out because they can’t listen to another mediocre cover of “You May Be Right”.

1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-10-20

Have a bigger pool, bigger dinosaur, and Syrian karaoke blasting all night.

1 anonimescu 2018-10-20

Will ya?

Why don't you go buy us an ipad or something

1 DryTeeth 2018-10-20

So you're going to surround Anthony with his people.

1 OhHiiMaarkk 2018-10-20

Really funny. Clever and original.

1 Toughcrowdd 2018-10-20

Almost sounds too sjw for me

1 tennvol11 2018-10-20

Anthony will just build a wall!

1 FREE-AOL-CDS 2018-10-20

I gotta say, this is a fantastic idea

1 ForPolWithLove 2018-10-20

That would be very (((nice))) of you!

1 satanssockpuppet 2018-10-20

I would buy the place next door, knock it down and construct a libtard compound in its place. 100% green, lots of solar panels, built entirely from recycled tires, "sustainable plant life" instead of a lawn, rainbow flags and people of all races, backgrounds and faiths coming and going constantly in an agreeable amenable manner. Two hybrids with "Bernie 2020" bumper stickers and a Smart Car in the driveway, tasteful floral arrangements everywhere and, best of all, I'd rent it exclusively to gay interracial male couples and/or militant lesbians only. And I'd pay them to be overtly friendly to Ant and his goons to a point where they'd drive him insane.

1 realister 2018-10-20

just buy the compound

1 Billyassman 2018-10-20

Remember, it has a generator. WOW.

1 Sicboy69 2018-10-20

I like how your mind works. Best idea I’ve ever heard as far as when people dream about winning the lottery.

1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-10-20

That's a productive use of money.

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1 hottakespro 2018-10-20

Dont worry about that. Create a non-profit and funnel your money back. You can afford a few accountants and lawyers to work it out.

1 late_50s_why 2018-10-20

Ship them back to Africa

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-20

Yeah, I don't message you. I'm normally loaded if I'm on Xbox.