r/opieandanthony: In the future Sam Robert's fat autistic child also wants to shit in woman's mouths

I like sex. A lot. My first tattoo, which was my 22nd birthday present to myself, says sex in Japanese. I wrote a successful, top 100 sex blog for over seven years. I talk about sex. A lot. And I’m some who people feel they can come to when they have questions or concerns about sex. So I like sex. I have sex. Often. I masturbate. Often. I like to cum at least twice a day, which doesn’t seem that excessive. But to many it seems like it is. And to some folks, they feel some type of way about the fact that I like sex so much. To them, it says something about my character. My morality. Why is it a big deal to enjoy sex? I'm not ashamed, nor am I embarrassed. The haters can all hide behind their bedroom doors, beating off to their own little kinks. I embrace mine. I hug them, I kiss them, I fuck them. And you want to guess whose happier, whose more fulfilled? Nine times out of ten it's me. So what if I like to suck cock? Yeah, I like it in the ass. Tie me to the bed and pull out a paddle, and I'll be cumming all over the place. So what? Merriam-Webster dictionary defines hypersexual as " exhibiting unusual or excessive concern with or indulgence in sexual activity." I’m compelled to ask, why is it so wrong to like to indulge in sexual activity? I tend to think it's unhealthy to not want to indulge in sex. And I'm not saying that everyone needs to be preoccupied with sex, or think about it as much as I do, but you know what - you should like it. A lot. We're designed to like it. If you don't like sex, then I think it’s a problem. Go see a doctor. See a therapist. Do what you’ve got to do. Sex is one of the greatest things on Earth. Fuck, perhaps it IS the greatest thing on Earth. I understand that there can be an unhealthy obsession with sex, but when you’re an American, saying you like to fuck sometimes puts in the “unusual or excess” when we’re surrounded by people who can’t talk to their partners about what they like in bed. So, in mho, if I like sex more than the “normal” woman, good for me. I’ve been called a sex addict. More than once. Maybe I am one, I don't know. But let me tell you, I worked with addicts for years. Sex does not inhibit on my daily functioning. I may be preoccupied with it, I may even plan my day around obtaining it (both signs of addiction), but I am a productive, responsible member of society. I work everyday (although I may take masturbation breaks). I pay taxes. I don’t cause harm. I am not supporting illegal trafficking. What am I doing? I'm fucking the shit out of my husband. I’m masturbating. I write about it. I think about it. I read about it. Does all of this make me a bad person? A deviant? A pervert? An addict? Hypersexual? I don't know. I can tell you what it does make me. A sex-positive woman who will fuck your brains out. A woman who will suck your cock like there’s no tomorrow. A lover who will try just about anything. A fuck that you will remember for years to come. So, after all that ranting, am I hypersexual? Fuck ya I am. And damn proud of it.

1 Subtropical_Blues 2018-10-20

This is so much effort for no consequence. Bye!

1 AliceTrippDaGain 2018-10-20

When I was younger I'd save my used condoms and pour the cum into peoples mixed drinks when I'd have a party. This one time I did it and mixed it in and the drink frothed up a lot. I gave it to my buddy and he literally had a cum moustache. I was literally rolling on the floor laughing and he's like what? What's so funny? And I dunno why but I told him and he fucking lost it. Literally got into a fight which ended with me putting him in a pretty nasty chokehold. I kinda felt bad at this point. Looking down at my friend... Gasping for air... Could have literally killed him... All because I made him drink my jizz. What a night.

1 User_Simulator 2018-10-20

So I'm still in the post. What you need to reconcile yourself with the sentiment, but aren't political cartoons supposed to have some kind of counter point instead of crying I'll be happy to answer to with this?

~ Subtropical_Blues

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