No. They went to Disney together just last week. They didn't take their son. Sam did it as a surprise break. So either it was a last ditch attempt or nothing in this fun speculation.
I was like 13 the last time I went with family and remember thinking even at that age “I’m way too old for all of this”.
Blows my mind adults can go there sans children and somehow enjoy it. You may as well just go to a casino instead for how much money you’re gonna waste.
As a married guy with kids, being able to get away with your woman and without the children is a rare and special event to be spent wisely.
Beach (preferably Seychelles, Sardinia or somewhere else a bit special - fuck off Marbella or Miami), swimming and relaxing, fucking after lunch, siesta, dinner and cocktails. Repeat.
Faggot Man-child Sam takes her to see Mickey and Goofy. Travis is just as bad. Ok, he's got a kid but you just know he enjoys it more than her or his Norton-fucking wife.
That would be the best thing ever. It is also funny that he can't talk about it on the radio for fear of the beating he will take from this sub. Faggot.
A lot of people, once they're over the newly wed bullshit, start taking off their wedding rings since they don't need to prove shit anymore and it's better to just not worry about it. However, Sam is the kind of manchild goober that would wear a friendship ring his entire life, or a chastity ring until marriage. So this does raise some questions.
What is there to not worry about for him? Isn't it just a simple gold band - they don't slip off on their own. Unless he's some sort of faggo... nevermind.
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1 SandyKanesHemorrhoid 2018-10-19
Maybe he lost it in Mary Jean's snatch when he was fingerbanging her behind Jess and Jim's backs.
1 ppeachy 2018-10-19
Finger banging mary jean rotten crotch in her purdy pink panties
1 SirSodomy 2018-10-19
The only man that has the ability to grow a full beard that can’t pull off a beard
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2018-10-19
It brings attention his horrible teeth and lack of lips.
1 SirSodomy 2018-10-19
Oh by the way if you guys haven’t noticed, he’s trying to emulate Mick Foley’s goatee except it’s shit.
1 Avanaura 2018-10-19
Beards hide features like bad teeth faggot I know this because when I shave I get comments like "dude I didn't know ur teeth were like that lol"
1 SpunkAlarm 2018-10-19
That's what looks so wrong about it. I couldn't quite put my fingers on it.
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-10-19
Imagine living in New York, being wed to a Jewess who you've impregnated and now headed toward a divorce. It's fucking OVER for this mongoloid.
1 CiviliansCivilian 2018-10-19
Better to be single than stuck in the attic with Anne Frank.
1 Phkna1 2018-10-19
He has the herpetic pig Mary Jean waiting in the wings
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-19
And you know she did it when he got the morning show contact. More alimony.
1 roberto-plant 2018-10-19
Anth predicted that when they talked about Sam getting married.
1 ProfessorChipperson 2018-10-19
I hope she takes all his wrestling toys in the divorce settlement, that alone should push Simian Roberts over the edge.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-10-19
Don't forget his stupid sneakers
1 ProfessorChipperson 2018-10-19
I hope she takes all his wrestling toys in the divorce settlement, that alone should push Simian Roberts over the edge.
1 Not_Anthwan 2018-10-19
Nice chin implant, Sam. No, it doesn't look good. But now we know you're deeply hurt by all the things that are said about your looks.
1 FatMosque 2018-10-19
Has this been discussed on the show at all?
1 Dennyislife 2018-10-19
No. They went to Disney together just last week. They didn't take their son. Sam did it as a surprise break. So either it was a last ditch attempt or nothing in this fun speculation.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-10-19
why are you the Sam Roberts biographer
1 Dennyislife 2018-10-19
To provide this sub with substance.
1 crazymuffin147 2018-10-19
Thank you for your service
1 deep__legal_fag 2018-10-19
fag
1 McGowan9 2018-10-19
Going to fucking Disneyland/world whatever as an adult without children is just desperately pathetic and, frankly, weird.
1 Dennyislife 2018-10-19
Yeah its creepy as fuck. I went aged 14 as I have younger siblings and cousins and I think it was that moment I realised Americans are dorks.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-10-19
Well yeah, Americans who go to Disney obviously.
1 bornrevolution 2018-10-19
I was like 13 the last time I went with family and remember thinking even at that age “I’m way too old for all of this”.
Blows my mind adults can go there sans children and somehow enjoy it. You may as well just go to a casino instead for how much money you’re gonna waste.
1 helobious1 2018-10-19
So is obsessing about pro wrestling without children.
1 McGowan9 2018-10-19
That's just gay.
1 FatMosque 2018-10-19
God forbid he take her to a beach or something, what a fucking idiot
1 McGowan9 2018-10-19
Exactly.
As a married guy with kids, being able to get away with your woman and without the children is a rare and special event to be spent wisely.
Beach (preferably Seychelles, Sardinia or somewhere else a bit special - fuck off Marbella or Miami), swimming and relaxing, fucking after lunch, siesta, dinner and cocktails. Repeat.
Faggot Man-child Sam takes her to see Mickey and Goofy. Travis is just as bad. Ok, he's got a kid but you just know he enjoys it more than her or his Norton-fucking wife.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-10-19
nice clenched fist stupid
1 Phkna1 2018-10-19
That would be the best thing ever. It is also funny that he can't talk about it on the radio for fear of the beating he will take from this sub. Faggot.
1 AnthonyGroomia 2018-10-19
Oh dear. Looks like he's been without it for the past week or two
Maybe Jess caught him straying again.
1 suirogerg 2018-10-19
Sam’s head and hair make him look like Wilson from “Castaway”
1 --DC-- 2018-10-19
At least the ball knew when to float the fuck away.
1 Psych555 2018-10-19
He's using a selfie stick.
1 David_Tosk 2018-10-19
Here he's wearing it. https://www.instagram.com/p/BokcpqxA44Z/
Great news. Sam's getting divorced
1 tapetape2 2018-10-19
Why the fuck is normand wearing a shirt about black women music lmfao wtf must be trying to get in Amy’s good graces again
1 txd13 2018-10-19
He definitely was wearing it in his ig photo on 9/5, clear as day. That’s the last photo he was wearing it in that I saw
1 suchanjv 2018-10-19
His fingers are too small for a man's wedding ring.
It's probably being fitted for a child's sized ring.
1 Dreamteam420 2018-10-19
At least she'll be raising one kid instead of two.
1 IDoHeroin4Breakfast 2018-10-19
Line of the day
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-10-19
he looks like a horribly failed attempt to clone Louie C.K.
1 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2018-10-19
He looks like Fez
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-10-19
Rude and rude
1 PowerfulSir 2018-10-19
lol
wouldn't it be funny if it was because she was sent the sam documentary over facebook
like i know the chances of that being the reason are slim, but it's possible it was the straw that broke the camel's back
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1 AtlanticCityAttorney 2018-10-19
A lot of people, once they're over the newly wed bullshit, start taking off their wedding rings since they don't need to prove shit anymore and it's better to just not worry about it. However, Sam is the kind of manchild goober that would wear a friendship ring his entire life, or a chastity ring until marriage. So this does raise some questions.
1 --DC-- 2018-10-19
What is there to not worry about for him? Isn't it just a simple gold band - they don't slip off on their own. Unless he's some sort of faggo... nevermind.
1 VigoTheCarpethian 2018-10-19
Nice upper lip stupid
1 PrinceAlena 2018-10-19
Look how much hair is between his upper lip and nose, yuck. Talentless faggot
1 suirogerg 2018-10-19
That ball was twice the man Sam will ever be.
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-10-19
I want to shave Sam's beard with a howitzer.
1 imcrapyall 2018-10-19
He should shave with a guillotine.
1 GaryColeman69_69 2018-10-19
Do ya think it was all the wrestling toys?
1 Sofachairtvtv 2018-10-19
Good for her, I would leave to if my spouse regularly forced me to consume their shit.
1 notadegenerate1 2018-10-19
What should we gift /u/Porsalin if we find out her decision was final after his doc came out?
1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-10-19
I just assumed it came off inside another man's anus.
1 suirogerg 2018-10-19
Sam’s head and hair make him look like Wilson from “Castaway”
1 Psych555 2018-10-19
He's using a selfie stick.
1 David_Tosk 2018-10-19
Here he's wearing it. https://www.instagram.com/p/BokcpqxA44Z/
Great news. Sam's getting divorced
1 tapetape2 2018-10-19
Why the fuck is normand wearing a shirt about black women music lmfao wtf must be trying to get in Amy’s good graces again
1 txd13 2018-10-19
He definitely was wearing it in his ig photo on 9/5, clear as day. That’s the last photo he was wearing it in that I saw