dave landau lives off of the money he acquired through his dead parents

1  2018-10-19 by eidnamron

6 comments

it sure ain't from Anthony.

He makes $200 a week and his wife is a fat pig who eats him out of house and home. He has to live off something.

"Ha..How'd your parents die?"

Dave Landau is not a man. Speak loudly in his direction and he will immediately crumple and begin suckling your helmet.

Really? I thought he was supporting himself as a successful headlining comedian.

Him and Pete should collaborate