Personally, I'm much more excited to see the Jim Jefferies doc.

Despicable use of a personal anecdote of having a friend with a disability and milking it not only for stand up but as the premise of a tv show - friends with disabilities, go

Maybe bickbickerson can help?

approximately how many constitute a shitload cos that sounds high

I think by “shitload” he means zero

women are funny [citation needed]

I've met funny women, but I have never seen a funny female stand-up.

Jooooaaan Riiiverrrs

I would agree with that.

Ms Pat is honestly pretty funny.

The opposite is true for me. I've never met a naturally funny woman in real life, but I've seen women learn how to have moderately funny stand-up routines.

Women are only funny when they’re being shitty to other women.

My grandma of all people told me she always thought her daughter’s daughter was an ugly baby that never grew into her looks. She said this in front of my mom and her other daughter. Hardest that old cunt has ever made me laugh.

And then what happened?

Sarah Silverman, LaWanda Page, Gilda Radner, Mo Collins, Janene Garofalo, Rita Rudner, Lynn Koplitz, Tiffany Haddish... but what do I know?

not much apparently

zingaroo

Apparently not the definition of funny.

Fucking die

Okay but what about the funny ones

You’re listing these bitches as “funny”?

Fucking leave

Tiffany Haddish!!?!! Ive NEVER heard her say anything remotely funny. Sarah Silverman at least made me chuckle when i first saw her.

Women can be funny but almost never as stand ups. Roseanne is the only one I can think of off the top of my head.

Joan Rivers

She’s the only funny woman I can ever think of when this topic is brought up. One of the greats though.

Sommore used to make me laugh now that I’m thinking of it. Haven’t seen her stuff in a while though.

Maria Bamford has her moments.

Maria Bamford is like a kooky aunt and I don’t find her funny at all.

I used to find her funny when I first saw Comedians of Comedy. Omg so crazy!! I also thought Patton and Posehn were funny. Ill still defend Zack Galiwhatever. I await my shame

Patton has definitely been funny before, he just became insufferable because of politics. I liked some of his standup too, and his O&A appearances were good as far as I remember.

Esther Ku

Moms Mabley

I always hear this but i don't know of any fat ugly chicks that i'd consider funny

A lot of women on TV I find funny but as a performer or writer. Tina Fey is someone I find really funny. But she's not a stand-up.

You should post pictures of her snatch

All the fat chicks I know are too insecure to laugh at themselves and therefore can never be funny.

It's not that women aren't or can't be funny, but funny men outnumber funny women by like 100 to 1.

Really, please tell me when you last met this 1 in a 100 woman who made you cry with laughter. Absolute absurdity

Okay 1 in 3 billion. Happy?

I appreciate the accuracy

They aren’t tbh tho fam

Oooo look at this guy and his having females in his life.

The best part of that documentary is that Christopher Hitchens decided to drop dead rather than talk to that insufferable cunt.

Ha ha holy Hitch!

Tsssss its like hitchen your wagon or somethin'

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Maria Bamford is a very good stand up.

I can't think of anyone else. Some women are funny in tv shows and such and are naturally funny people. But it's a different kind of funny.

Bobbie is not funny. She does what anyone else without talent does. Hope she sucks the right dick. Rich was on TV when they met.

Joan rivers was really good to

Yes

Maria Bamford is decent, shes like Jeremy Hotz who isn't even in anyone's top 100 but compared to her female peers she is somehow revolutionary

Let's not get ahead of our selves here....

"Bitches and hoes are hilarious, women are never funny"

-Patrice O'Neal, 14

even patrice said that theres no such thing as a woman that's funny like a dude, and that when he meets a woman who thinks she's funny he immediately tests her to see if its only a facade.

Never funny. Zero.

There are 2 women in the history of comedy who have genuinely been impressively funny, Roseanne and Joan Rivers. Neither of these women get brought up as inspiration by other female comedians.

Roseanne was funny on the show, but most of that shit was written for her...by men.

I didn't hear that part, I find she has great timing and storytelling capabilities when she's on her own but that sucks if true.

She bores the shit out of me. She's mentally ill, literally a mental patient. It's like listening to a homeless person outside 711, I don't care about anything she has to say because she's nuts.

She's really not that crazy dude, her Rogan appearance was fine and shes always been good on Twitter. Stop buying into the retarded narrative that shes too wild to string a fucking sentence together. She's been more on the level than Stanhope.

Im not buying into any "retarded narrative." Ive been been suffering through her obnoxious bullshit for years. She ruined my favorite fucking podcast and how many other great appearances, so fuck yourself.

There was a Comedy Store podcast Rogan and Stanhope hosted a year or two ago around Christmas, where they had a rotating mic where everyone from Bill Burr to Pauly Shore stopped in and did a few minutes. Take one guess who walked in and NEVER LEFT, trampled over everyones bits and punchlines, cut off people in the middle of great stories or ball busting, and screeched any sort of fun to a dead halt? Your cunt, Eleanor. She stinks.

She ruined my favorite fucking podcast and how many other great appearances, so fuck yourself.

lol what the fuck are you even freaking out about here

Take one guess who walked in and NEVER LEFT, trampled over everyones bits and punchlines, cut off people in the middle of great stories or ball busting, and screeched any sort of fun to a dead halt? Your cunt, Eleanor. She stinks.

uh yeah, stanhope has done the exact same thing, do you loathe him to you fucking faggot?

When the Comedy Store Podcast was hosted just by Rick Ingraham, it was one of the best comedy podcasts out there. Rick didn't give a fuck, talked about anything, asked about anything, talked shit about the Store, told all kinds of behind the scenes shit that he probably wasn't supposed to. Then loudmouth muscled her way onto the show, tramples over everyone, is obsessed with being "one of the boys" and having as much mic time as possible. She derails interviews with pointless and witless observations, steps on people's punchlines, etc. She's fucking awful. Her act stinks, and I guess she's 'hilarious' if you want 20 minutes of a truck stop waitress yelling "fuck", "pussy" and "blowjob."

Yeah, "weirdly loathe." Ive given two dozen examples of why she's an unfunny, hate-able cunt. What do YOU have, shit head? Who else cracks you up, Ali Wong? Fucking jump off a bridge.

Ive given two dozen examples of why she's an unfunny, hate-able cunt.

No you didn't.

Who else cracks you up, Ali Wong? Fucking jump off a bridge.

calm the fuck down bitch, god damn. i literally up there gave the example of joan rivers as a good female comedian in my first fucking post you dumb nigger.

I'm talking about Eleanor, fuck face. I dont give a shit about Joan Rivers. You STILL haven't cited one funny thing Eleanor ever did. So you think she's funny because she says "fuck" and "pussy," that's all it takes to tickle your funny bone? Fuck out of here. I'll bet she talks about "leavin the fuckin toilet seat up, amirite??" and your wife elbows you in the ribs, as to say "this guy does that!!" LOLLL!!!!!!!! What an evening!

I'm talking about Eleanor, fuck face. I dont give a shit about Joan Rivers.

Yeah you asked which female comedian I liked you fucking retard, and I told you I said another one right at the start. Your inability to remember that tells me you're just on some emotional tantrum.

You STILL haven't cited one funny thing Eleanor ever did. So you think she's funny because she says "fuck" and "pussy," that's all it takes to tickle your funny bone?

I told you she was funny and interesting in the Rogan interview, another thing I already told you that you seem to skim over cause you're having some gay ass meltdown here.

I'll bet she talks about "leavin the fuckin toilet seat up, amirite??" and your wife elbows you in the ribs, as to say "this guy does that!!" LOLLL!!!!!!!! What an evening!

You'll "bet?" So you hate her cause of what she says, or you hate her cause of what you imagine she says? What the fuck are you so angry at here, now you're inventing things you think she might say? Fuck you're becoming such an increasing faggot as this goes on.

Fuck you, go yuck it up at a Whitney Cummings show, you fag.

I dont like whitney cummings, does that blow your mind? You've just made me like Roseanne more cause of your gay ass shit show here.

Yes you do.

And Phyllis Diller. Half the "yo mama" jokes you've ever heard are shit she said about her mother-in-law in 1962.

Female comedians do cite her as an inspiration, but they're lying. Not one of them shows any influence from her material. She "inspired" them to be ugly.

Good example. And yeah, I've listened to female comedians on podcasts and wherever else but they don't talk about influences like men. Male comedians will always brought up who they were inspired by or who they think deserves more attention, sometimes to a fault (like Rogan and Kinison.) But I've never heard a woman bring up a female comedian like guys do with Pryor or some of these classic guys.

And those women did exist back then, so then you're left to realize: these women did not like female comedians. None of them ever had a favorite female comedian, really. It's a fucked up state to be in, you wanna champion women but you don't actually like any women. That's the emotional purgatory all women live in these days, they wanna move as a unit but deep down they don't like or respect each other.

I love Roseanne.

women are definitely not funny (at least not as stand up comics)

I don't know about shitloads. Old Silverman and Roseanne occasionally but I can't think of any others. Joan Rivers maybe

Eleanor Kerrigan is legitimately funny and can "hang" on a podcast. She also has 10 brothers and was a waitress for decades, so that's not surprising.

Not this sub's brand of humor, but Ellen is very funny technical comedian. The shit she does clean is pretty impressive. Kathleen Madigan the same.

Laura Kightlinger was dirty and funny.

There are plenty of talented women from a generation ago, the issue is now unseasoned attractive 30 year olds are getting spots they havent earned because clubs and media are under pressure to make line ups 50/50.

Which will never make sense because so fewer women give a fuck about stand up

Ive never wanted to murder someone more than you in the history of my time on this Reddit than saying that Eleanor Kerrigan is "funny", and can "hang" on a podcast. Please listen to the Comedy Store podcast before that loud obnoxious unfunny cunt joined it and ruined it, endlessly interrupting with her awful pussy jokes or 'over the top' observations. Listen to the Dice interview on Joey Diaz from a few years back, one of the best and most forthcoming Dice interviews Ive ever heard, and that fucking asshole has to side track and interrupt every 3 minutes. Ive seen her stand up many times, she's "funny" I guess if you think pussy jokes and making fun of some broad's hair in the audience is hilarious. Fuck you for supporting this twat, she is the bane of my existence.

I've only heard her on danish and oneill and enjoy it .

You’re right. Unfortunately I will also laugh at a woman if she’s not funny either. It’s why the post cum clarity can be such a depressing moment for men. I feel bad for Vos. Male biology is a sad thing.

Women are never funny, they can’t be funny.

Can they make you laugh? Sure. Can you have a conversation surrounding “dirty” topics that can make you laugh? Sure.

But that’s not fucking funny.

Funny is pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable in an honest and consistent way. Any woman I have ever met who thinks she’s “funny” always, ALWAYS has a million soft spots.

Make fun of her looks, her comedy, her politics, her friends, and boom she’s destroyed and her “funny” goes right out the fucking window.

Women aren’t funny, bitches and hoes are funny.

Thisis actually a good point that I think is easy to forget in this era of identity politics. People have this misunderstanding that an attack on A woman is somehow an attack on ALL women. If I were to, say, call Bonnie McFarlane a humorless retard, I run the risk of being accused of misogyny or women-hating. That's not true. I love women. Many of my favorite comedians are women.

It's kind of silly that women are able to avoid addressing their critics by deflecting the criticism and invalidating it as sexism. It's very unfair to funny women who aren't mouthing off humorlessly on twitter about social justice.

Joan rivers was really good to

Maria Bamford is decent, shes like Jeremy Hotz who isn't even in anyone's top 100 but compared to her female peers she is somehow revolutionary

Ive given two dozen examples of why she's an unfunny, hate-able cunt.

No you didn't.

Who else cracks you up, Ali Wong? Fucking jump off a bridge.

calm the fuck down bitch, god damn. i literally up there gave the example of joan rivers as a good female comedian in my first fucking post you dumb nigger.