Always “it smells nice in here” it could smell like a rotting corpse or a rose garden, don’t matter. It always keeps the driver on their toes. Then i don’t utter another word.

why would that keep them on their toes?

Because they don’t know if the car smells like garbage or not. I dunno i weird like that.

I usually just complain about not being able to own butter knives anymore on account of all the muzzies that are taking over.

Sorry, I can't speak and drive at the same time, habib.

Have you raped anyone today?

"assalamualaikum my friend"

What kind of fucking moron would still use a cab in the age of uber?

They are relatively cheap in some places.

Wow those joos really did invent deodorant as a plot to take over palistine let me tell ya buddy

start doing my set

I don’t speak to Uber or taxi drivers.

"Where's a good place to get a handjob around here?"

I own my own vehicle like a real person

Same. Not been driven for years.

Nothing. "How do you want to get there?"

In fucking silence

'Are you the one Amy Schumer raped?'

I just try to force his hand up my cunt