It's funny...because her last name is Goo. OHHHHH!

1  2018-10-18 by schmuckOnWheels

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The fuck is wrong with her legs?

They're not wrapped around my head.

They’re

Legs are objects, you buffoon.

...Ok, Stephen Hawking.

Yes, grade school literacy is right up there with astrophysics.

She has the complexion of a corpse.

Also I've been to China. Fucking ugliest people you ever seen. No one. Not a single person, is even remotely attractive.

Also they are filthy people.

While I agree with the second part, I don’t see how her pale skin makes her less attractive.

It's grey

It be like that sometimes

They stay out of the sun on purpose...this kind of complexion is desired among a lot of women in this part of the world

Her name is goo and she has the complexion of goo.... AGUUUUHHHHH

You never hear of Snow White? There was a time when having a clear white complexion was considered beautiful and classy.

Malaysian Chinese are different than China Chinese. I don't know how to articulate it.

Wasn't Ding Dong's name Mabel?

What a fucking sexy Chinese lady.