Stop the pre(P)sses.

From the head office?

But I was told by Jim Norton himself that he enjoys a MEATY pussy. Was I lied to?

Jim’s meaty pussy is code for two meaty ass cheeks with an 8 inch clit shaped like a big hairy cock.

I believe you. #BelieveAllWomen

I have a buddy who is a casual listener and Norton’s name came up recently and he asked me “he’s gay right?” Took me ten minutes to answer.

Ya kiddin'

Checks out