Keith..."Keith the Cop" Maresca

1  2018-10-17 by TheActorGreggHughes

Its subtle things like using this phrasing while discussing Keith that puts Beige Frequency above all other filmmakers.

Brilliant. 10/10 brotherman.

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I’m pretty sure he snuck in a “Gay faggot Keith” once or twice too

Absolute legend

He also uploads on time

Mad lad

Innit

Keith isn’t a cop tbh

For real fam? Tbh? Would you tell us if it wasn't th?

nah fam don’t know if I would tbh tho

I did enjoy "Fellow shemale yum subscriber, Alex Jones"

It really makes a difference when you don't settle for hack lines like ''Fat piece of shit Bob Kelly...''.

Such an insult line maybe works once and only when delivered coldly like in the Norton doc, but the subsequent Sam piece was nothing but Porsalin's attempts at topping Bickerson's hackyness, and visual audio waves. Sam could not have wished for a more disjointed, weak documentary. Sad!

In fairness, the Matarese and Norton docs are otherwise excellent, but Beige has a better concept of how to write and deliver such lines.

Your opinion sucks

Yeah because porsalin doesn't think of funny names hop off his dick baby boy

He's good but let's be honest. Porsalin's docs are funnier.

Porsalin also tends to lean more toward the absurd (and possibly untrue), I feel like there's a lot more factual information in Beige's videos.

This is always how I'll say it in my head from now on.

"Susan Lightning" was perfectly delivered.

Porsalin also tends to lean more toward the absurd (and possibly untrue), I feel like there's a lot more factual information in Beige's videos.

Don't try to divide us, faggot.