I probably would have just said furniture. Seating appliances makes me think she goes through washers regularly trying to sit her fat ass on them for a sloppy orgasm.
The “I Feel Pretty” star [said], “Being a woman sucks. It’s very difficult, and something else that we’ve all realized is like, we are sexualized like, all the time – even when it seems crazy – so I feel really bad for these girls who are so hot because guys can’t handle it. You can’t have a conversation. Everything’s gonna skew sexual and you’re gonna be treated differently. And honestly, I actually feel really bad for them.”
But Schumer also feels sorry for women who are not hot:
But then there’s also women that feel so unattractive that they’re just invisible…it just sucks anyway,” she said.
So she’s saying we should start treating hot girls like ugly girls and ugly girls like hot girls while they sit back without bothering to change a thing about themselves?
It’s like women need constant attention. They either want extra help if it’s too hard for them to do something or they demand extra praise if they manage to do it without constant coddling. They lack any introspection at all. It’s like we’re constantly paying them a subsidy to be men
Well, stop being single, get fucking married and don't parade your body out like a dog in fucking heat if you don't want men to be interested in you!
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Women are fucking stupid. The whole society is built around them shitting out babies basically, so that we continue to exist and in the west, they can't even do that right.
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1 barlowqt 2018-10-17
The only person living in fear should be the the restaurant owner of Big Amy's local buffet
1 tapetape2 2018-10-17
Women do have it hard they have to pretend Amy hasn’t gained 50 pounds in 4 years or their friends will call them bitchy.
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-10-17
Perhaps more than that
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-10-17
I know one thing, her seating appliances sure have it hard
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-10-17
Seating appliances? Who the fuck says that?
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-10-17
I'm saying a simple chair can't support her fat ass so she needs something industrial, dipshit
1 dionysus187 2018-10-17
I probably would have just said furniture. Seating appliances makes me think she goes through washers regularly trying to sit her fat ass on them for a sloppy orgasm.
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-10-17
sure, furniture works of course... I just like the mental image of there being some sort of engineering required to seat big Amy safely..
1 dionysus187 2018-10-17
Thats fair. It is fun to think about it like that. "Seating apparatus" "chair installation" "couch superstructure" "stool foundation"
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2018-10-17
I really wish people like her would read a history book. It’s so sad how ignorant they are.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-10-17
So she’s saying we should start treating hot girls like ugly girls and ugly girls like hot girls while they sit back without bothering to change a thing about themselves?
It’s like women need constant attention. They either want extra help if it’s too hard for them to do something or they demand extra praise if they manage to do it without constant coddling. They lack any introspection at all. It’s like we’re constantly paying them a subsidy to be men
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-10-17
Well, stop being single, get fucking married and don't parade your body out like a dog in fucking heat if you don't want men to be interested in you!
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Women are fucking stupid. The whole society is built around them shitting out babies basically, so that we continue to exist and in the west, they can't even do that right.
1 dionysus187 2018-10-17
Everyone has it hard when they try to do things they aren't good at.
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-10-17
Seating appliances? Who the fuck says that?