Finally, Joe Matarese “I nailed the A.D.D. test” t-shirts are available (only $33)

1  2018-10-17 by dhort13

21 comments

Price includes plastic hanger

They only go up to Xl. What are the odds that anyone buying a Joe Matarese shirt has a healthy BMI? He really is a boob.

LOL this guy is SUPER medicated 🤣

He’s a tortured genius.

Dae mental illness?

How does someone nail an A.D.D test? It doesn't even make sense in any direction.

Idnk but the nail icon really sells it

“Who needs T-shirts?” Literally nobody does.

His wife is gonna be pissed when she can’t park her Lexus in the garage because of all the boxes of unsold shirts.

I’d think she’d be more pissed that she funded for this shit

he doesn't even have a webstore set up. it's just a link to his paypal. jesus christ

Wish he nailed the “A.I.D.S” test instead

No thank you, I'll just spend 8 dollars on a pack of plain white t-shirts and call it a day.

I think Bubbles Depot can get them for you much cheaper. They will go down to your knees though.

Bubbles fix ya troubles, ain't no bout a doubt it

Up for 20 hours. 1 like and 3 comments. All the 3 comments are joking on Joe. I dont think theyre selling too hot.

I hope there's extra reinforcement on those ribs, because of all the laughter it will generate!

Quite possibly the only person on the planet with less self-awareness than Joe Cumia.

Haha he takes mind altering prescription drugs. Hilarious and unique.

I believe the one with the yellow print that's too small to make out in the pic is simply the track list for "The Poster's Wrong." Everyone’s going to be wearing these.

Positive Racism

Changing

Italy Italians vs New Jersey Italians

Supinate

My Anger Problem / Tony Soprano

Side Effects of Anxiety Med

Adderall

Just Be

Married Fights

Lazy Voice Fight

Divorce Fantasy

Never Call Your Wife the C Word

Matarese E

My Wife’s 103 Year Old Grandmother

Eddie Murphy in 1983 vs Now

The Poster’s Wrong

My Israel Trip

This poor man.

He really is the dumbest person. It's astonishing how clueless he is. That ADD shirt is something you would see at a Spencers in the 90s. It is just not clever, funny, or memorable. If you read that shirt on someone at a party you wouldn't even bring it up to the person. You would purposely not compliment it or get caught looking down to read it.