I would honestly tell you if Mayans performed a binding ritual on my infant skull. I'm being genuine with you.

1  2018-10-16 by 1073WAAF

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You could drop a fairly hefty, unbroken dump in a straight line on top of that head and it wouldn't slide off. It'd look like King Kongs finger.

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In fact, I'd wager that certain Nordic Lady-Gentleman already has.

If that continues he'll have the H.R. Giger estate after him.

omfgz lol

Forceps were still common in the mid to late 1960's when Jim was born. https://www.passenlaw.com/images/forceps_trauma1.jpeg

The doctors transplanted his chin to the top of his head.

Ol' xenomorph skill Jimmy.

That explains the neurotic, constant blinking.

How can someone’s genes be so bad?