Making eggs worked so well I bought special plates to eat them off of

1  2018-10-16 by Horse-Puppies

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He’s dangerously close to those yolks! I hope he is careful and doesn’t gain weight again.

Notice how he has stainless steel drawers or some kind of fridge in the wall. It just slides out of the wall. One time he made a video of the camera in one of those modular cabinets opening the doors and saying "where are my little rascals.". Can someone reasonably explain how he is not holding sex slaves in a hidden room that he presses on the wall to get into?

Did you just come here from 1965? Those kind cabinets/refrigerators are not new or strange. And his apartment is probably 500 square feet. Where would he hides these victims?

What cold drab home decor. Matches his soul.

He has the personality and lifestyle of Ed Norton in Fight Club before he meets Tyler Durden.

Looks like a kitchen in a model home.

doctors office kitchen. what a fucking piece of shit

How the hell hasn’t anyone noticed that his kitchen is very much like Patrick Bateman’s in American Psycho?